"Some Meanstiel, where Dean awkwardly walks into Meg and Cas making out and then joins. Or something. Please? Pretty please"
"….So Sam thinks we've found a way to get into Dicks office and WHOA! …. oh… Damn…."
Dean ground to a halt as he looked up to see Meg sat astride Cas, the pair of them making out as furiously as a couple of horny school kids.
He coughed… twice… loudly, and finally, Meg turned to look over her shoulder at him and frowned.
"What?"
"What? …. Um, what the hell are you guys doing?"
Cas leaned around Meg and smiled dreamily at Dean. "Meg kindly offered to teach me about kissing. It's very pleasant."
He raised his eyebrows at her and Meg just shrugged. "He's a big boy Deano…"
"You're making out with rain man….. Unhappy dogs in Perth…. Bees….the whole pull my finger skit….."
"..and?"
"And you don't find that slightly creepy?"
Meg rolled her eyes and lay against Castiel's chest, her head still turned towards Dean, running her fingers through the angels hair. "Nope."
"You are one sick puppy." Dean shook his head at the pair of them, watching Cas staring at Meg with adoration.
"You're just jealous." She chuckled, turning back towards Cas and kissing him slowly.
Turning quickly back towards Dean she grinned impishly. "Hey Cas… You know, you can kiss guys too."
His eyes widened in surprise. "I can?"
"Sure! Ask Dean."
Castiel looked at him expectantly. "Can I try?"
"What? No…. No!" He held up his hands as though pushing them away. "Absolutely not.."
"Oh." Cas said quietly. "I'm sorry. Maybe I'm not attractive enough."
Meg shot Dean a look, then jerked her head towards Cas. "You've hurt his feelings."
"Cas…"
"No, It's ok Dean. I understand…."
With an exasperated sigh Dean threw his hands in the air and marched over, grabbing Castiels face in his hands, he kissed the shocked angel hard and fierce, then turned on his heels and marched out. But not before pointing at Meg and growling, "You tell Sam and I'll sell you to Crowley."
Meg just smiled and shrugged.
"That was … exhilarating.." Murmured Cas, pushing his head against Megs fingers as she stroked his hair.
"Yeah… You know what Clarence… We may get him to play after all. Now come here… I got more to teach you."