Scoodge comes to earth!

Skoodges POV:

On... whatever planet I was on at this point, I had gone to my base and looked through my telescope. I wanted to see how my buddy, Zim, was doing since he and I were best friends at the academy. My SIR unit, Fluffy, sat on the couch waiting for his next special mission. I saw Zim in his base doing some touchups on some machiny thing. And thats where Gir came down and touched the button that said DO NOT TOUCH on it.

BOOOOOOM!

The machine exploded in Zims face. He had sut all over himself and started yelling horrible words at Gir and Minimoose that not even the Tallest would think of saying. Yeesh.

And then, it happened again. Some alien guys holding taquitos in clown suits came into my base and started to destroy it.

"WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE! AND YOU SHALL LEAVE OR SUFFER OUR RATH!"

"AAAAAHHHHHH! GET OUT OF MY BASE! MY BEAUTIFUL BASE! ILL SHOOT YOU WITH MY LASERS! I MEAN IT!"

They destroyed the couch.

"NOOOO! THAT COSTS MONEYS!"

They destroyed the ceiling.

"AAAHHHH! GET OUT!"

They took the carpet.

"Oh, this will go nicely in our house." the big one said.

"mhm. yes. very nice."

They took my fridge.

"NNOOOOOOOO! MY SNACKS! WHY MY SNACKS! WWHHHHYYYYYYY!"

And then I got into my Voot cruiser and bolted away from that horrible planet. It was the first time I had ever ran from a fight, but they took my snacks, so what else was I supposed to do? I contacted the Tallest.

"Yello?" Purple answered.

"OH! ITS YOU! THANK GOODNESS! I was just on that other planet and my base got destroyed! Send help immediatly!"

"Sigh... (whisper) its skoodge. (talking) Um... would you look at that. we are getting another call. um... BYE! Hey! Red! Did you get the donuts we sent a request fo-" He said and cut the transmition as I just flew aimlessly around the dark void of space.

"Brrr." Fluffy shivered. "I don't like space. Its cold and dark."

"I know... we'll be out of here in no time. I hope..." I had reprogrammed my SIR to have a personality. "But, we have to promise that we will not loose our cool. That is the worst thing to do when in space." (as shown in icarly)

2 seconds later:

"AAAAHHHHHH! IM GONNA GO NUTS! I NEED LAND! LAND IS WHAT I NEED!" I shouted. (space madness) And then I thought to myself. "Hm... Maybe if I call Zim, he might let me stay with him until I can get to a different planet," Fluffy nodded.

I called Zim.

"Hey Zim! Hows it goin?"

"Scoodge? Youre still alive?"

"Um... yes. I am... Anyhow, I was wondering if you would let me stay on Earth with you just untill I get assigned to a different planet."

"AAAHHHH! GIR! STOP EATING THE TOASTER!"

"Is that a yes?"

"AAAAHHHHH! AND DONT YOU DARE LET THE SQUID OUT AGAIN!"

(cage unlocking sounds)(monster sounds)

"AAAAHHHHHH! YOURE HORRIBLE! OW! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO BAD!"

"Um... I am going to take that as a yes... m-kay?"

"AUGH!"

(end of transmition)

"YEAH! FLUFFY! WE'RE GOING TO EARTH!"

"YESSIR! COORDINATES SET!" He flashed his red eyes at me in his commando mode. And then we set off to Earth.

2 days later:

"UUGGHHH! HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE!"

"Were here."

"Oh... well... that worked out nicely..." I said as we flew into Earths orbit.

On Earth:

Zims POV:

It happened again. Gir ate the toaster AND NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT TOAST? That horrible robot. (thats right, girlovesmoosey, i went there) I spoke to Skoodge 2 days ago, but I didnt really hear what he was saying because I was too preoccupied...

(doorbell rings)

huh?

(Skoodge enters)

I looked at him like as to say "SKOODGE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! MEH!"

He looked up.

"ZIM! Thanks a lot for letting me stay here!"

whu?

"I hope that we can have popcorn, watch movies, play a little board games and stuff."

um...

"And then, ... um... are those snacks? I'm so hungry after that long trip. Do you mind if I have some? PLEEEZ!"

what big eyes you have...

"zim? Hello?"

"Wait... whu? um... what big eyes you have..." I just randomly blurted out.

"Um... thanks... Um... can I camp out here for a while just untill the Tallest give me my new mission?"

"Um sure." I mean, how long will it take for him to get a new assignment? one, maybe 2 days?

FLASHFORWARD:

2,000 years in the future:

Skoodge: I bet theyll give me my mission any day now. nya nya nya.

Zim: ugh.

(skoodge starts recking the house in the most unskoodgey way for no apparent reason)

(AND THEN, he puts a cup on the table WITHOUT a coaster)

Zim: AAAAAHHHHH!

BACK TO REALITY:

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

"Zim? Are you Okay?"

"Huh? What? Oh... um... well..." What are the odds of that happening?

"Sure you can stay. It should keep Keef off of my back for a while."

"Um... whos Keef?"

"My best friend."

"WHAAAAAT?"

"My best FAKE friend, that is."

"AAAAHHH... oh... okay."

"I'll tell you everything you need to know. There is this bigheaded kid and hes always on my back. He has a creepy little sister. there is a chihuahua following us around. And... GIR IS EATING MY PANTS?"

"Yup." Gir said. "They are yummy."

"um... this is Minimoose my other sidekick... and I think thats all you need to know."

"THATS A LOT TO REMEMBER!"

"Yeah..."

"By the way, what do these inhabitants look like?"

"Here. Use one of my extra disguises and I'll show you around."

"Isnt it a little tiny?"

"SILENCE! And heres one for your SIR." I handed him a wig and lenses and a dog suit.

"HIS NAME IS FLUFFY!"

"Okay."

Skoodge put on the disguise and so did Fluffy. He looked like a chubbier version of me. "Fluffy" looked like a serious version of Gir. Except with red slits for eyes instead of the big googly ones. We walked out the door.

Skoodge was facinated with everything.

"Its so peaceful here. I just wanna take the whole planet and give it a HUG!"

"Yeah. you do that." I said.

Skoodge flopped to the floor and stretched his arms out as ar as they could reach.

"ERG! IT ISNT WORKING!"

"Wow. Youre even dumber than I am. ... wait..."

Dib walked up the corner to see my friend making a fool of himself on the sidewalk.

"Zim? Did you attempt to clone yourself again?"

"Um... no. This is my brother from... um... taquito."

"Dont you mean toledo?"

"Yeah that'll work."

"Hi!" Scoodge muffled. He stood up. "Wow. That IS a big head. Zim, you werent lying when you said- OW! And Im not from Toledo. FOR YOUR INFORMATION I am from ir-OW!"

I jabbed him in the squeedilyspooch.

"Thats enough talking... heh heh heh... from my VERY talkative brother... heh heh heh..."

"WOW! AN ALIEN EVEN STUPIDER THAN YOU? That was pretty tough to beat, but now I have you and I will show the world what you are through your "brother", or whatever he REALLY is."

"I AM NOT STUPID!" Skoodge said.

"Look. Your shoes untied."

"HA! I dont wear laces!"

"Yeah you do."

"Really?" He looked down.

"HA! TRICKED YA!"

"Hey! I really do have shoe laces!"

"whu?" H showed me them wih pride.

"So... HA! TRICKED YOOOOUUUUU!"

"Nuts."

"NUTS? I WAN SUM NUTS!" Gir screeched in my earhole.

"OW! MY NORMAL BOY EARS!"

"Yeah. What he said." Skoodge chimed in.

Dib was just standing there watching the random talking.

"Um... Im gonna go home now. BUT YOU JUST REMEBER! ILL BE WATCHING YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU! AND ESPECIALLY YOU!" He pointed at me.

"Uh... yeah. I kind of got that."

Skoodge and I went home.

"Y'know what Skoodge? I think that with the proper training, you can be a perfectly normal earthanoid. Just follow my lead." I took my wig and lenses off and so did he.

"Now, all you need to do is get ready for skool tomorrow."

"Whats that?"

"Its where you get to learn all of the humans weaknesses."

"Wow. Thats convienient. I never even had one of those. How come you havent conquered this place yet? It seems pretty easy. Y'know, learning the weakness at skool, and not being suspected,-"

"THESE THINGS TAKE TIME!"

"Oh... OKAY!"

With Gir and Fluffy:

Girs POV:

I met a friend today. His name is FLUFFY! I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG! So, heres how it goes.

"HI NEW GUY!"

"Um. Hi. Im Fluffy. I wanted to be called something cool like captain Jack Sparrow, but you know my master. All bubbly."

"IM GIR! I LIKE BUBBLES TOO!"

"Um... okay..."

"Y'wanna taco?"

"Whats a taco?"

This guy. He clueless.

"Tacos are the little things from this place called the crazy taco. C'mon Ill show ya!"

"Okay."

I LIKE FRIENDS! AND MOOSEY! I LIKE MOOSEY!

End of chapter 1

What will happen at skool? Will Skoodge mess up? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! CHAPTER 2 !