Hello. I'm Gred. And I'm Forge. We are twins you see. The best of twins. The best that twins can get. If you get what we mean. Because some don't. For some are idiots. Like our brother. Ron Weasley. The biggest of idiots. The king infact. The only thing he's good at. Being an idiot is his thing. Like our thing is being funny and confusing at the same time. And being the best inventers in the world. The very best. Because we are good at everything that invloves mayhem. Just read our story if you don't believe us.
Once upon a time, there were twin bro- No! Gred, this isn't a fairytale! Don't expect me to play a princess! Right. Well. How should I start then Forge? Like this. Twins were born. One was ugly, one handsome, and I guess we all know who the handsome one was. Aww, thanks bro. Maybe you should be the king of the idiots. Naa, Ron is the rightful king. It wouldn't be fair to take away his only pride. Well, that's true, I suppose. Yeah.
Well, let's try again. The pranksters were born on the 1st of April. Not much of a surprise though. Why's that? Well, the 1st of April is April Fools day. Oh right! We were gifted with our pranking abilities on April fools Day, the day of pranks, were pranks are pulled all day, and all night, right? Wrong. Mum says only till Mid-day. Stupid people, taking away our fun. But we don't really listen to it anyway; we do pranks every day. Every day is fools day. Yeah. I guess so.
So yes. We were gifted. Special gifts from Merlin himself.
Oh, come on! Not a fairytale, yet your starting like that! Oh, right. Sorry, got carried away. So yup. Born on the pranks day! They really should have known we would be trouble. Shouldn't have been a surprise when the mayhem started. As I said, some people are idiots. Yeah. Do you think Ron blessed them with his greatness? No. Ron hates sharing, remember? Oh yeah. He wouldn't even let us have once stinking muffin! Selfish Bumhead. You got that right. But we got him back, right Forge? Of course. He should have thought about that. But it was too late. His own fault he found that spider in his bed. Yes, so he should know not to mess with us. We always get the last laugh. Always! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Seriously dude, let me get the last laugh. No, I'm alright thanks. Hahahaha! Fine. Hahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Ok, fine. This is boring now. You win. Just get on with the story!
Fine fine. When we were 11 we went to Hogwarts, the greatest school for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Yeah, we are Wizards by the way. They know that already! Really, did you say it before? No, but we don't need to, because we are Famous. Oh right. Well, not at this part of the story. But we will be, and you will know how. Yes. Basically, I leave the Wizarding world, become a muggle singer, and earn millions of galleons. No. You know that isn't true. Besides, muggle money is different, so you wouldn't have 'millions of galleons.' Oh right. Well, can I continue? I suppose. Right this is the story of our first year. Yes. The year we found the Maurd- Don't spoil it Forge! Sorry Gred. Please continue. Right, we went to Hogwarts, more innocent than before, even if it's possible. I don't think it is. We were always trouble. Ok. We went to Hogwarts a little less troublesome. By little, we mean really a little. We just got more advanced in pranks and trouble while there, right Gred? Right Forge. Ok, I'm ready. Start the story. Okay. We tell a year each, okay? Fine with me. As long as you make me look good. Right? Right. Let us begin...