Hey this is my first time trying something with three people so please go easy on me. Warning Naruto is a girl, I promise it will still be funny though.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or there would have been a lot more fanservice.
NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!

I woke with a start; I could feel eyes on me. I glanced around but there was no one there except Sasuke who was fast asleep with his hand around my waist. It's kind of weird to think of him as my boyfriend; it's been 2 years though. My chest still hurts from how rough he was with it last night. I leaned forward and brushed his hair out of his face. "Sasuke~ wake up we need to get going." He rolled over with a grunt and went back to sleep. "SASUKE~~ please, Kakashi will be mad if we're late again. You don't want that do you? It took me weeks to recover from that. PLEASE!"

Finally he sat up and walked to the bathroom to get ready. I grabbed our uniforms and ran to catch up to him as the shower turned on. I slipped through the curtain and his hungry eyes quickly looked me over. "Naruto, why do you insist on binding your breasts? They look so good when you train." I glared at him as he grabbed the soap and started to wash me off. "They get in my way, and they hurt after you get through playing with them. It hurts to have them bounce that much." He pouted a little but said nothing for the rest of the morning.

Sasuke and I are on team 7 with Sakura and out temp teammate Sai. Thinking of Sakura reminds me of when I was younger; see I was raised as a boy that's why we aren't close friends. I had to pretend to have a crush on her and she still hasn't gotten over that (even though she's with Ino now). I had to come out as a girl a year after I finally admitted I had feelings for Sasuke, so I really did it for him. Kyuubi is the demon fox locked inside me. We found out the first time we did it that sex lets him out a little bit, though Sasuke is ok with it. He thinks it's cute that I get fox ears and a tail every time I'm Horney. Though it's really hard to explain it to others without telling them the truth.

When we got to the field where we train it was only Sai and Sakura. Sai's eyes lit up as he took in what I was wearing. I had my chest binder on under a tight, short dark blue dress with my old orange jacket over the top. As I turned to talk to Sakura, Sasuke finally said something. "Hey dobe aren't you forgetting something? You promised me." Yeah I had promised if he got dressed he could have a kiss when we got there. I turned around and pounced on him, my lips caught his as we both fell to the ground. "O your gonna pay for that!" he yelled as he chased me around the field. I threw my jacket off and glanced back to see Sakura laughing and Sai glaring a hole into the Klan symbol on the back of my dress. You think people would get used to me wearing Sasuke's Klan symbol.

Right as he caught up to me Kakashi appeared in his way with my coat in his hands. "Naruto here is your coat and Sasuke please leave that for when there is no one around" he glanced around and blushed a little. I didn't blush I was too busy trying not to laugh.

The three of us made our way over to our slightly amused teammates. Kakashi looked at all of us in turn and stopped on Sakura. "Sakura you have the day off I have a special mission for these three." With a knowing grin she ran off into the surrounding woods. He then turned back to us, "There is a house out there…" (He pointed in the direction Sakura had ran off in), "That needs some work done on it I'm leaving it up to you three to go and do it for me, ok?" I nodded my head and Sasuke and Sai glared at each other. I wonder what's up with those two. When we found the house it looked abandoned but in good shape. There was paint and brushes out and bars on the windows. We knocked on the door then walked in just like Kakashi said. We had just got into the kitchen when we heard the front door slam shut and lock.

Worried glances were shared but we continued forward. I ran and grabbed the note off the cupboard door.

Dear Naruto,

I know you be the first to see this so please inform the others that you will be locked in this house until Sai and Sasuke work out their problems. Sorry you got dragged in to this.

Yours truly, Kakashi.

I turned and glared at the two boys with my hands on my hips. They both stopped in their tracks. "You guys got me stuck here. I don't know what your problem is with each other, but I'm stuck here with you two until you work it out." They both looked at me with surprise then turned to glare at each other. I watched as they both looked at me, a deep blush across their faces

Kiyomi: So there will be more chapters. I'm hoping to max out at four.

Naruto: Hey why the hell am I a girl!

Sasuke: Cause your more fun to tease that way!

Sai: Review for smut next chapter, or even an update

Naruto: yeah she won't post without it.