Who needs anwsers anyways? Chapter 1: Unexpected Arrivals, a harry potter fanfic

Author's Notes: Um okay this is my new story...I hope you like it. Please read and review that would make me like uber happy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, la de da, you've heard it all before!

Chapter one: Unexpected arrivals.

Life was normal, or as normal as it could be, for Harry. He lived the cliché life. After Hogwarts he had been Ron's best man when he married Hermione, they moved in to a cute neighborhood next door to each other, and had barbecues every weekend. Harry worked in a quiditch shop in Hogsmeade, and up in till now had a pretty good love life. Sure he still had the entire wizarding world worshiping the ground he walked on, but he had learned to live with it. How could he escape being The Boy Who Lived Twice?

Today was just another average day; Harry was flipping through the channels on the TV. There was nothing else to do, Ron and 'Mione were at work and he had the next week off. Suddenly realizing he hadn't eaten anything today, and it was nearly three o'clock. He stood up and headed to the kitchen. The walls were white and the counters/ back splash were pink linoleum. No wonder this house was so cheap, everything was seventies chic. Blah! He would have to re-decorate soon. He opened the fridge to look at his choices for lunch.

/Looks like I can either have baking soda, or mustard. Wait, what's that in the back? / Harry picked up a plastic tub and lifted of the lid. He didn't even need to give it a whiff the smell was so strong. /Maybe some other time. I guess I can go over to Ron's and "borrow" a hot pocket or two. /

Harry closed the door to his empty fridge and made way to the front door. Just as he was slipping into some shoes the door ball rang. /Who the fuck would that be? / Harry opened the door. He couldn't believe who was standing in front of him. The one boy who had always been a total prick to him, the son of a Death Eater, Draco Malfoy. Harry stood ogling the blonde in front of him. He may be evil but he's pretty damn hot! He had let his hair grow out to just about shoulder length, and no longer had it gelled back. Silver eyes gleamed at him through fallen locks. Draco was still just as slim as he was two years ago. The black silk shirt clung to every curve on his muscle-toned body. And the large black cargo pants were held up with a black leather belt, which matched his black boots. He must be really hot in all those dark clothes, maybe we should take the... no this is not some plaything Harry! He is a dirty git.

"Can I help you?" Harry finally managed to say.

"I was wondering if I could lie low here for awhile. Yeah that be great and could you be so kind as to grab my bags for me." Harry just then noticed the piles of luggage at Draco's feet. "There's more on it's way, but muggle mail is pretty slow so it might take a few days for it to get here."

"What if I say no?" Harry had no clue what was going on. Did he miss a memo or something? If Draco needed to hang out some where, why would he come here?

"What if I make you say yes?" Draco twirled his wand in his fingers. Yeah that sounds like something Malfoy would do, curse someone so he can get his way.

"Well... I don't know. What would 'Mione and Ron say? I mean I have work to do, and then there's the whole I wouldn't feel safe sleeping with you in the house." Harry started to spit out thousands of reasons why he couldn't stay. "And what about your friends couldn't you stay with the...." Harry was stopped mid sentence. Draco had pushed him against the open door and forced a kiss on him. He stepped back from a very confused Harry and strode into the house.

"What what was that?" Poor Harry he had no idea what was happening. First he's hungry, then he's greeted by his archival outside his door and then he's kissing him?

"The best kiss you've ever had in your life," That was true, but Harry wouldn't admit to that for awhile. "And a diversion to get in to your..." Draco looked around, "..house? You need to re-decorate, Potter. Now if you could be a dear and go grab my bags?"

"What do I look like, your maid?" Harry was too dazed to try and stop Draco from staying.

"No, but..." Draco whipped out his wand and muttered a spell. "...Now you do!"

And indeed Harry did. He looked down to find himself in a French maid's outfit. The hemline was a little high for Harry's tastes but it did really show off his legs wonderfully.

"Now go get my bags, you do have an extra room don't you? I would really hate to make you sleep on the coach."

Ron was due home in a few minutes, and Harry would never live it down if Ron found Harry in a skirt and with Draco Malfoy in his house. So he walked out on to the porch, and picked up as much of Draco's luggage as possible, but he still ended up making two trips. He led Draco to the guestroom, which jut happened to be next to his. Deep red walls, crimson silk sheets, and a black gothic style bed frame created the room's 'kinky' atmosphere.

"Can anybody say bondage queen?"

"Shut up, either take it or leave it. You could always sleep on the pull out sofa." Harry was blushing, he wasn't into bondage, he just liked the way the room looked.

"I never said I wouldn't I just never took you for such a kinky individual."

"I'm no.." Harry was about to plead his strictly fashion wise decision in decorating the room as such, when yet again the doorbell rang. "Oh shit! I totally forgot! OH MY GOD!! I haven't even changed yet! I can't answer the door looking like this!"

"Would you like to enlighten the rest of the class?" Draco lifted one of his eyebrows and gave Harry an inquisitive look.

"I'm supposed to have dinner with Ron and Hermione tonight. And that's them! O shit!"

"Okay this can easily be fixed." Draco placed his hands on Harry's shoulders and wheeled him around and began pushing him towards his room. "First you go change, try to calm down and relax. I'll take care of everything else."

"Oh, okay..."

Harry had already gotten the skirt off when he realized what Draco was going to do. He ran to the door but it was too late, he could hear Ron's yell from here.

"WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HARRY DIDN'T YOU? SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! 'MIONE CALL THE MINISTRY!! NEVER COULD HANDLE THAT HE WAS BETTER THEN YOU! YOU'RE A SLIMY DISUGUSTING GIT! I BET YOU RAPED HIM AFTER YOU KILLED HIM, YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'D BE THAT KIND OF SICK PHYCO!!!! I SWEAR TO G........."

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Draco straightened his shirt as he walked down the stairs. This wasn't he's ideal hide out, but when all your friends thought it would be funny to make a pact to join the light side and you were the only one who did, it tends to make things more difficult. Why Dumbledore suggested Harry's place for a hide out, instead of some one, who he hadn't tortured in school, was beyond him. Though while he was here he could still have fun, right? Draco put on a wonderfully quaint smile, and opened the door.

It took the red head a minute to process who it was in front of him. But once he did the yelling was unbearable.

"Trust me I didn't kill Harry! Why on earth would I hurt my boyfriend?" Draco gave Ron a taste of the past with his infamous smirk. /tehehehe! Oh I'm EVIL!! Okay not that evil, but it should spice things up a little. /

The brunette standing next to very freaked out man spoke for the first time.

"Ron please! Calm down before you start accusing people ......of ...things... Did you just say you were Harry's boyfriend? Harry never mentioned anything." This has got to be the mudblood, Draco thought.

"Well I wouldn't think that he would, he's been really secretive about the whole thing, so don't bring it up straight out. He might go into a freak out or some thing."

"What do you mean, don't bring it up straight out?" Hermione asked him. I'm sure Ron would have asked too but 'Mione's hand was clamped tightly over his mouth. Good thing too, because by the looks of it if she let go his would continue yelling.

"Well he's really sensitive about it all, and he might "freak" out. Just be suttle about it's all I'm saying." / God why did I have to take "How to be Devilishly Handsome." Courses at the Y.M.C.A instead of "How to be smart I AND /I evil 101"? I. Never. Think. Things. Out. This is going to blow up in my face isn't it? /

"Um yeah okay we'll believe that once Harry tells us that. But he CAN'T DO THAT IF YOU KILLED HIM! So where did you put the body YOU FILTHY PIECE OF SCUM!" Ron had licked Hermione's hand causing her to let go.

"RON! You're going to wake up the neighbours if you keep yelling like that! Now what body are you talking about?" Harry came walking down the stairs. Having finally gotten out of the maid's outfit, he was wearing a loose long sleeve gold tee, and a red pair of slacks that fit likes a second skin. Some one obviously forgot to tell him that when you're not at school you don't need to show school spirit.

"Oh just the fact that we're now living together." Draco beat Hermione to answering Harry's question only by a matter of mere seconds.

"OH that, well um, yeah, I guess we are living together now aren't we?" Harry sheepishly grinned. "Draco can be pretty persuasive."

"That I can be!" Draco added with a wink. /OMG! That worked out well! Maybe this won't like totally end up being the worst lie I've ever told!/

Hermione and Ron looked alittle taken back by what Harry had told them. Okay maybe not a little, let's say alot taken back.

"That won't like be a problem will it? I know we had dinner plans and everthing but I can't exctally leave Draco here alone."

"Yes well I guess we'll just have to do it another tim...." Ron had started to say when Hermione cut him off.

"Well we don't mind if he joins us. We'd love to hear more about the two of you...you know..living together and what not." Hermione told Harry.

"Really you don't mind? Great! Um well I'm all ready to go are you Draco?" Draco nodded "Okay then I guess we're ready."

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