Hello everyone. This is my first fanfiction yet. A lot of you know me because I've reviewed tons of your stories. After 6 months in the making, I bring you all my new story. Please feel free to leave me some feedback if you see any problems, and as always I would like for you guys to review. Spare me the flames because I will simply ignore them.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of it's characters. Monte' is the only character of mine.

Chapter 1

Amelda sits in his living room flicking through the channels as usual. Varion comes in from his room dressed for a night on the town.

"Amelda, come on man! You can't just sit around here doing nothing all the time." Varion said as he attempted to pull Amelda off the chair.

"Yes I can, and I will." Amelda responded. The show inside edition came on, so he decided to watch that. As he opened a can of Pepsi, a lady popped up on the screen.

"and in other news, people are raving about the one year anniversary of seto and Monte' kaiba. Inside edition had the honor of speaking to the wife herself. She announced the anniversary party to be held at the kaiba mansion on Saturday!"

Amelda gritted his teeth the whole time, not realizing that his soda exploded out of the can as a result of him squeezing it so hard. Even Varion had to take a step back.

"Whoa man! Take it easy ok? I know you don't like-"

"No! I hate the fact that she married that pompous, arrogant, funny hair cut looking son of a bitch!" amelda interrupted. The thought of it made him ill. He and Monte' had been together for two years prior to her meeting Seto. Unfortunately, Amelda didn't realize what he had because he treated her like shit. He has been bitter since hearing of her marriage to his arch nemesis, Seto Kaiba. He still loved Monte' with all of his heart, and still angry about losing her.

"Come on Amelda, her and Kaiba have been an item for the past three years now, and they spent a year of that time married!" Varion explained. Amelda didn't want to hear it.

"I don't give a shit if they had been together since they were born, that bastard doesn't deserve Monte', I do! And anyone who thinks otherwise can kiss my ass!" Varion scoffed.

"Oh my god! When you two were together, you cheated on her every chance you got…you didn't love her either." If looks could kill, at this point, Varion would've died 1,000 times over from the way Amelda glared at him.

"FUCK YOU!!! I know that I made a mistake and I'm man enough to admit that, but I still love her, and I can't just sit here and watch this unfold in front of my face."

"What the hell do you mean by that? What else can you do besides that?" Varion asked.

"It's simple…I'll just have to break them up." Amelda concluded with a smirk.

"Um, I'm not trying to be Mr. Negative here, but Kaiba has money, looks, power, and respect. There is no way on God's green earth you can compete with that." Amelda and Varion turned around to see Raphael in standing there with a towel around his waist (A/N: WOOOOO! Take it off!)

"And besides, Kaiba seems to be one those guys who keeps her on lock and key." He went on to explain.

"What do you mean by that?" Varion asked.

"I mean that he probably has people watching her, and calls in on her like every thirty minutes to see where she is." Raphael responded.

"I know that I am at a serious disadvantage here, but I just need to think of something…somehow I am going to get her away from that stick-up-the-ass bastard she calls her husband, or I'll die trying!" he exclaimed. Varion frowned.

"Since when did you become stuck on her? She left you because you treated her like trash! She went on to become a nurse practitioner like she planned but couldn't because you wouldn't let her go back to school…not like she has to work anyway because Kaiba is loaded with money. I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke ninjas!!!" Raphael and Amelda sweatdropped as a crazed varion ruin the Kanye West song.

"Wait Varion, I could have sworn he said broke nig-"

"Hey! Don't say that word!" Varion interrupted in mid song.

"My point is, you should see what's out there before you determine that Monte' is the one you want. You never know, there might be someone out there who loves you and you just don't-"

"Whatever Varion! We have been friends for years. You know how much I love her!"

"No, I know that you said that you loved her. Plus I also know that when we would go out, you slept with any girl or guy that would have you. When Monte' would find out, you told her how stupid she was, and how you didn't give a damn how she felt and-"

"So What!? I said I made mistakes!" Amelda shouted.

"Varion's right. You don't know what you want. You're just too free-spirited to be in a relationship Amelda. In fact, you didn't go on this rant about her relationship with Kaiba until you found out they got married. I think you're just upset that you don't have the kind of love they have, that's why you want to break them up." Raphael said as he went to put on some clothes (A/N: Nooooo!).

"To hell with what you think! I'm going to get Monte' and God himself can't stop me!" With that, Amelda grabbed his trench coat and went out the door. Raphael returned to the living room fully clothed to see a frowning Varion sitting on the couch.

"Listen, I know it sounds hopeless, but he'll come around. It's just one of his many phases. You know how he is." Raphael explained.

"If he would stop this foolish stalker obsession with his ex, he would realize that someone does indeed love him." Varion thought to himself.

Oooooooooo

Meanwhile, Amelda found himself in the bear rock café' downtown.

"I swear I've got to find a way to get her away from kaiba and back to me. Kaiba will regret the day he crossed paths with me." He thought to himself. After a few minutes of hard thinking, a smirk found its way across his face.

"I have the perfect plan, and I'll start at their anniversary party." He said as he finished his sixth latte' with foam on top. Afterward, he got on his bike and headed home to put his plan in motion.