White Dust:
Weiß Kreuz Behind the Scenes
camera zooms in on two girls
Himizu: And here we are! I'm Himizu!
Tenki: And I'm Tenki, with our new documentary.thing.
Himizu: White Dust: Wei
Tenki: And I'm Tenki, with our new documentary.thing.
Himizu: White Dust: Weiß Kreuz Behind the Scenes.
Tenki: (does spirit fingers and hums Twilight Zone theme)
Himizu: Obviously, we must interview the best character of Weiß first!
Tenki: (jumping forward) Yohji!
Himizu: AHEM! As I said, the BEST of Weiß! Ran Fujimiya! The brains behind the group! The nice haired sexy physiqued, big footed-And you know what they say about a guy with big feet!
Tenki: Big socks!
Himizu: (sweatdrops).Yes, that's it. And, back to the subject, piercing eyed, nice assed, big di-
Tenki: And speaking of the devil! Hiya Ran!
Himizu: WHAT? WHERE?!
Tenki: (points behind Himizu)
Himizu: (turns around)
Ran: Ahem. Was I interrupting?
Tenki: How does Himizu know all that stuff about you? I mean your *radio edit* size-
Himizu: SHUT UP! (throws microphone at Tenki's head)
Tenki: But you said-
Himizu: I SAID shut up!
Ran: I thought this was supposed to be about me! (does sexy pose)
Himizu: (blushing) Yes! It IS supposed to be about you! Tenki: No! It's Weiß Kreuz Behind the Scenes, not Ran Fujimiya Under His Clothes! CoughcoughSLUTcoughcough!
Ran: Excuse me!
camera zooms in on Himizu's body
Ran: (glaring at camera man) Persia, we've talked about this before.
camera goes back to their faces
Ran: Okay, do you wanna sit down anytime soon? I don't have all day. I have things to see and people to do!
Tenki: (glaring at Ran) Persia's just doing his job!
Persia: Oh yea! (zooms in on Tenki)
Tenki: Hey! (beats Persia over head with purse) Stop!
Ran: Ahem! Back to ME please!
Tenki: And you! You're a lot nicer on the show!
Himizu: (hits Tenki and watches her run away)
Ran: (smiles slightly) Would you like to sit down?
Himizu: Thank you. So, may we begin the interview?
Ran: Sure, but could you get off of my lap before we start?
Himizu: Heheh.I had to try.
Ran: (Glares at her)
Himizu: Ahem.Well, what's it like being the star of Weiß?
Ran: Well the attentions a little much, but I'd get that anyway.
Himizu: Why do you think that?
Ran: Just look at me!
camera goes in on Ran's ass
Ran: I told you to stop that Persia!
Persia: Gomen!
Himizu: Could you show me around the sets for the other cast members? Ran: What? Don't you wanna be with me?
Himizu: Are you asking me on a date?
Ran: Would you like that?
Himizu: Would you?
Persia: AHEM! Time is of the essence!
Ran: Yea, yea.I suppose you'll wanna find your friend?
Himizu: I guess, she's not getting paid for nothing.
kitchen area
Himizu and Ran: (enter hearing singing)
Farf: Jesus loves me, yes he does! Cuz the bible tells me so!
Tenki: (claps with beat, smiling)
Nagi: Jei! The cookies are done!
Tenki and Farf: Yay!
Ran: What the *radio edit* are you doing?
Tenki, Farf and Nagi: Cooking!
Himizu: (sweatdrops)
Farf: (in apron with 'Kiss Me I'm Irish' printed on front) Would you like to try? They're fresh and yummy for the tummy!
Nagi: They are, they are!
Ran: Jesus Christ!
Farf: 'Tis Sunday! The day of God!
Ran: It's Wednesday.
Farf: EVERY DAY is a day of God!
Ran and Himizu: (sweatdrop)
Farf: This little light of mine! I'm gonna let it shine!
Tenki and Nagi: (clap to beat)
Nagi: The sashimi is burning!
**sashimi is actually raw fish. Why they're cooking sashimi.we're still not sure**
Farf: Oh darn!
Ran: (laughs evilly)
Himizu: (blushes at sexiness)
Tenki: I'm sorry Farfello!
Farf: It's Jei!
Himizu: I think we should go.and.yea.
Tenki: But I don't wanna! (drops on floor kicking and hitting ground) And you can't make me!
Ran: I think I see Yohji.
Tenki: What?! (gets all perky)
Ran: (seatdrops) Come on.little brat.
in vacant room with incense and candles burning
Yohji: (on floor meditating, whispering under breath fastly) I am not afriad of girls, I am not afraid of raging fan girls)
Tenki: (in raging fan girl voice) YOHJI!!!!!!
Yohji: (screams and backs in corner, grabbing inhaler)
Tenki: (in shock) Woa.
Yohji: Don't get any closer or I'll. I'll-
Tenki: You'll what? (glomps him)
Yohji: COODIES! (screams like little girl)
Tenki: You won't be able to get over your fears unless you face them! FACE ME!
Yohji: (looking hesitantly at her and turns away quickly) No!
Tenki: Yohji's no fun. Let's find Schu and Brad!
Ran: Jesus Christ.Himizu, can you tell your little friend to make her damned mind up?
Himizu: For a small price.
Ran: Oh? I like the sound of that.
Himizu: I bet you'd like the sound of me-
Tenki: Don't worry! It's not possible! (hops, and runs away)
Ran and Himizu: (sweatdrop)
Himizu: We better find her before anything happens.
Ran: (under breath) Dammit!
Himizu: Huh?
Ran: Eep!
in a small dark room
Tenki: (opens door, ignoring the smoke pouring out, and points at Omi sitting at his computer)
Omi: (taking long inhale, making circles in the air with the smoke)
Tenki: (goes over and looks over Omi's shoulder) Whatcha doin?
Omi: Sh.Busy.(looks back and doible takes)
Tenki: (reading computer page) 101 Ways to Have Sex-
Omi: Huh? It.It's not what you think! It. It's a pop-up ad!
Tenki: (stupidly) Then why are there no other windows open?
Omi: (reads a few off of the list and quickly hits the power button) So.What's your name?
Tenki: Well my name's Tenki. I'm a big fan of yours.
Omi: (under breath) Score!
camera goes back to Ran and Himizu
Ran: Little cum bucket.He's at it again.
Himizu: Well, it all works out in the end, she's a cum guzzling gutter slut.
Ran: (whispering too low for microphones to pick up)
Himizu: (goes wide eyed) That's.kinky. camera goes back to Omi and Tenki
Omi: So.you like bud?
Tenki:.Bud?
Omi: Take a big huff of this. (hands joint to Tenki)
Tenki: Okay! (takes a hit and a few minutes later starts giggling uncontrollably)
Omi: Yes! (does had motion thingy)
camera goes back to Ran and Himizu
Himizu: Is there anywhere else we can go?
Ran: Yea. (puts arm around Himizu) Right this way.
video arcade set
Brad: I think you beat me.
Schu: I-I' sorry Bradley.
Brad: It's alright. So.What do you say about you and me.my bath and a bottle of wine?
Ran and Himizu walk in around here
Schu: You know I'm not like that. (twitches and backs away uncomfortably)
Himizu: Woa! Gay sex!
Schu: I'm not like that!
Brad: That's not what you were saying last night!
Schu: P-please stop. You know about my issues with homosexuals.(backs away further)
Brad: I'm sorry.How about a hug? (opens arms)
Schu: NO!
Ran: (kicks Pacman machine) Give me back my *radio edit* quarter back, you piece of *radio edit*!
sounds from other room
Tenki: Omi! They're gonna hear us!
Omi: Sh.It doesn't matter.
banging continues
Schu: C-can we please leave?
Persia: I think I'd like to stay here.
Ran: (glares)
Persia: Oh all right.
Brad: But I wanna stay too!
Himizu: Come ON!
flower shop set
Schu: It's so nice in here.
Himizu: Eh.
Brad: (sighs) Can I go back.?
Ran: (waits outside set, getting puffy eyed)
Himizu: What's wrong, Ran? Don't you love me anymore?
Ran: (wide eyed) What? I never sa-HEY! (comes in slowly)
Himizu: So.I've basically gotten no where with my interview, so let's begin with the questions.
Persia: Tenki got somewhere.
Ran: You're not supposed to talk! (nose stuffed up, begins sneezing uncontrollably)
Brad: (leaves through back exit)
Himizu: So Schuldig, what do you think about your character?
Schu: Well, personally I don't like him.
Himizu: Why not?
Schu: I'm a homophobe.
Himizu: Oh? Why is that?
Schu: Well, actually Ke-I mean..I mean I didn't-
Ran: It's okay Schu. The writers wouldn't have let you get any further than that anyway.
Schu: I know.
muffled sounds from across studio
Tenki: Brad! Omi! Faster! Oh-AH!
Himizu: Well, we know where Brad went.
Ran: I can show you a place where we can go.
Himizu: Oh really?
Ran: Yea.(pulls her closer)
Persia: Oooh.Looks like I might get some action after all.
Schu: Uhh.I think I'll be going! (runs off)
Himizu: Well.I still have one more person to find anyway.
Ran: Damn it.
Ran and Himizu begin to leave
Tenki: (walks in breathing heavy, hair messed up) Hey.Guys.
Himizu: We're going to find Ken.
Tenki: Oooh!
Ran: (glares at Tenki) Stupid slut.
Tenki: Hey! I'm not gonna take that-Oh.Nevermind!
Himizu: (sweatdrops)
Ran: Let's go find Ken.(sarcastically) Yay.
in window facing playground
Ken: (with video camera) Yes my little children. Your innocence is still untouched by the factor of society. (slides hand down pants slowly)
Ran: (sneaks up behind Ken) Whatcha doing?
Ken: Eep! (buttons pants back up)
Tenki: What are all of these videos Ken? (reads title on one) Sunny Day, Sheer Shirt.?
Ken: Uhh.Let's put that back.Please?
Tenki: Okay!
Ken: How old are you again?
Tenki: I'm only sixteen.
Ken: (smiling) That's nice.
Ran: (whispering incoherently to Himizu)
Himizu: (looks at Ran and then Ken) Ew! Tenki, you might wanna take a second thought about that!
Ken: Why whatever do you mean? (innocently)
Tenki: Yea! What do you mean? (stupidly)
Ran: (sweatdrops)
Ken: So.What's your name?
Tenki: I'm Tenki.
Ken: So. Would you like to go to the park?
Tenki: I'd love to! The swings are my favorite!
Ken: Mine's the teeter-totters.
Tenki: I like those too!
Ken: I can show you a natural teeter-totter.
Tenki: Okay!
Persia: Time equals money! Get back to the kitchen!
Ran and Himizu: (making out in corner)
Ran: (hand up Himizu's shirt) Huh?
Himizu: Get back to bitchin?
Ran: Let's go so we can get back to what really matters.
Himizu: Heh.Ok.
back in kitchen
Farf: (with microphone) Our God is an awesome God he raised from heaven above with wis-
Ran: (throws Ken's camera at his head) SHUT UP!
Ken: No! That was gonna go in my spank bank!
Tenki: I'll be in your spank bank.whatever that is.
Himizu: Too bad! It's time for us to leave! (Ran's hand still in her shirt)
Tenki: Aww!
Himizu: We'll see you next time!
Tenki: With the Suzaku and Seiryuu Schichi Seishi!
Himizu: I'm Himizu!
Tenki: And I'm Tenki!
Farf: And I'm John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmit!
Nagi: His name is my name too!
Schu and Yohji: Whenever I go out-
Ran: Shut the fuck up!!!!
Yohji: Where'd the censoring go?
Himizu: We ran out of money.
screen goes black
Ran: Did you forget to pay the light bills again?
Nagi: It wasn't me!
Schu: I gave it to Yohji!
Yohji: I gave it to Brad!
Brad: I gave it to Farf!
Farf: I gave it to.Oh darn, let me think.Ran!
Ran: Oh.Here it is in my pocket!
Himizu: Well, that's all for now, stay tuned for updates!
two months later
*** Ran and Himizu ran away with the bill money only to return 2 days later.broke. *** Yohji still hasn't gotten over his fear of girls, yet is not homosexual. He is now in therapy with blow up dolls and has an series of incidents of them.popping. *** Ken was arrested for swimming nude at a children's pool party. Tenki is still attempting to make bail. *** Omi overdosed on Viagra. A still unidentified white substance was found around him, while Tenki claims to know what it is by taste testing. *** Bradley is still horny. Lonely.and very, very horny. *** Farf and Nagi are attempting to start a cooking show called Cooking With God *** Schu was institutionalized for attempting to murder Brad under charges of temporary insanity. *** **** *** This is Persia signing off. If you're lonely, call me at 555-DUST.
camera zooms in on two girls
Himizu: And here we are! I'm Himizu!
Tenki: And I'm Tenki, with our new documentary.thing.
Himizu: White Dust: Wei
Tenki: And I'm Tenki, with our new documentary.thing.
Himizu: White Dust: Weiß Kreuz Behind the Scenes.
Tenki: (does spirit fingers and hums Twilight Zone theme)
Himizu: Obviously, we must interview the best character of Weiß first!
Tenki: (jumping forward) Yohji!
Himizu: AHEM! As I said, the BEST of Weiß! Ran Fujimiya! The brains behind the group! The nice haired sexy physiqued, big footed-And you know what they say about a guy with big feet!
Tenki: Big socks!
Himizu: (sweatdrops).Yes, that's it. And, back to the subject, piercing eyed, nice assed, big di-
Tenki: And speaking of the devil! Hiya Ran!
Himizu: WHAT? WHERE?!
Tenki: (points behind Himizu)
Himizu: (turns around)
Ran: Ahem. Was I interrupting?
Tenki: How does Himizu know all that stuff about you? I mean your *radio edit* size-
Himizu: SHUT UP! (throws microphone at Tenki's head)
Tenki: But you said-
Himizu: I SAID shut up!
Ran: I thought this was supposed to be about me! (does sexy pose)
Himizu: (blushing) Yes! It IS supposed to be about you! Tenki: No! It's Weiß Kreuz Behind the Scenes, not Ran Fujimiya Under His Clothes! CoughcoughSLUTcoughcough!
Ran: Excuse me!
camera zooms in on Himizu's body
Ran: (glaring at camera man) Persia, we've talked about this before.
camera goes back to their faces
Ran: Okay, do you wanna sit down anytime soon? I don't have all day. I have things to see and people to do!
Tenki: (glaring at Ran) Persia's just doing his job!
Persia: Oh yea! (zooms in on Tenki)
Tenki: Hey! (beats Persia over head with purse) Stop!
Ran: Ahem! Back to ME please!
Tenki: And you! You're a lot nicer on the show!
Himizu: (hits Tenki and watches her run away)
Ran: (smiles slightly) Would you like to sit down?
Himizu: Thank you. So, may we begin the interview?
Ran: Sure, but could you get off of my lap before we start?
Himizu: Heheh.I had to try.
Ran: (Glares at her)
Himizu: Ahem.Well, what's it like being the star of Weiß?
Ran: Well the attentions a little much, but I'd get that anyway.
Himizu: Why do you think that?
Ran: Just look at me!
camera goes in on Ran's ass
Ran: I told you to stop that Persia!
Persia: Gomen!
Himizu: Could you show me around the sets for the other cast members? Ran: What? Don't you wanna be with me?
Himizu: Are you asking me on a date?
Ran: Would you like that?
Himizu: Would you?
Persia: AHEM! Time is of the essence!
Ran: Yea, yea.I suppose you'll wanna find your friend?
Himizu: I guess, she's not getting paid for nothing.
kitchen area
Himizu and Ran: (enter hearing singing)
Farf: Jesus loves me, yes he does! Cuz the bible tells me so!
Tenki: (claps with beat, smiling)
Nagi: Jei! The cookies are done!
Tenki and Farf: Yay!
Ran: What the *radio edit* are you doing?
Tenki, Farf and Nagi: Cooking!
Himizu: (sweatdrops)
Farf: (in apron with 'Kiss Me I'm Irish' printed on front) Would you like to try? They're fresh and yummy for the tummy!
Nagi: They are, they are!
Ran: Jesus Christ!
Farf: 'Tis Sunday! The day of God!
Ran: It's Wednesday.
Farf: EVERY DAY is a day of God!
Ran and Himizu: (sweatdrop)
Farf: This little light of mine! I'm gonna let it shine!
Tenki and Nagi: (clap to beat)
Nagi: The sashimi is burning!
**sashimi is actually raw fish. Why they're cooking sashimi.we're still not sure**
Farf: Oh darn!
Ran: (laughs evilly)
Himizu: (blushes at sexiness)
Tenki: I'm sorry Farfello!
Farf: It's Jei!
Himizu: I think we should go.and.yea.
Tenki: But I don't wanna! (drops on floor kicking and hitting ground) And you can't make me!
Ran: I think I see Yohji.
Tenki: What?! (gets all perky)
Ran: (seatdrops) Come on.little brat.
in vacant room with incense and candles burning
Yohji: (on floor meditating, whispering under breath fastly) I am not afriad of girls, I am not afraid of raging fan girls)
Tenki: (in raging fan girl voice) YOHJI!!!!!!
Yohji: (screams and backs in corner, grabbing inhaler)
Tenki: (in shock) Woa.
Yohji: Don't get any closer or I'll. I'll-
Tenki: You'll what? (glomps him)
Yohji: COODIES! (screams like little girl)
Tenki: You won't be able to get over your fears unless you face them! FACE ME!
Yohji: (looking hesitantly at her and turns away quickly) No!
Tenki: Yohji's no fun. Let's find Schu and Brad!
Ran: Jesus Christ.Himizu, can you tell your little friend to make her damned mind up?
Himizu: For a small price.
Ran: Oh? I like the sound of that.
Himizu: I bet you'd like the sound of me-
Tenki: Don't worry! It's not possible! (hops, and runs away)
Ran and Himizu: (sweatdrop)
Himizu: We better find her before anything happens.
Ran: (under breath) Dammit!
Himizu: Huh?
Ran: Eep!
in a small dark room
Tenki: (opens door, ignoring the smoke pouring out, and points at Omi sitting at his computer)
Omi: (taking long inhale, making circles in the air with the smoke)
Tenki: (goes over and looks over Omi's shoulder) Whatcha doin?
Omi: Sh.Busy.(looks back and doible takes)
Tenki: (reading computer page) 101 Ways to Have Sex-
Omi: Huh? It.It's not what you think! It. It's a pop-up ad!
Tenki: (stupidly) Then why are there no other windows open?
Omi: (reads a few off of the list and quickly hits the power button) So.What's your name?
Tenki: Well my name's Tenki. I'm a big fan of yours.
Omi: (under breath) Score!
camera goes back to Ran and Himizu
Ran: Little cum bucket.He's at it again.
Himizu: Well, it all works out in the end, she's a cum guzzling gutter slut.
Ran: (whispering too low for microphones to pick up)
Himizu: (goes wide eyed) That's.kinky. camera goes back to Omi and Tenki
Omi: So.you like bud?
Tenki:.Bud?
Omi: Take a big huff of this. (hands joint to Tenki)
Tenki: Okay! (takes a hit and a few minutes later starts giggling uncontrollably)
Omi: Yes! (does had motion thingy)
camera goes back to Ran and Himizu
Himizu: Is there anywhere else we can go?
Ran: Yea. (puts arm around Himizu) Right this way.
video arcade set
Brad: I think you beat me.
Schu: I-I' sorry Bradley.
Brad: It's alright. So.What do you say about you and me.my bath and a bottle of wine?
Ran and Himizu walk in around here
Schu: You know I'm not like that. (twitches and backs away uncomfortably)
Himizu: Woa! Gay sex!
Schu: I'm not like that!
Brad: That's not what you were saying last night!
Schu: P-please stop. You know about my issues with homosexuals.(backs away further)
Brad: I'm sorry.How about a hug? (opens arms)
Schu: NO!
Ran: (kicks Pacman machine) Give me back my *radio edit* quarter back, you piece of *radio edit*!
sounds from other room
Tenki: Omi! They're gonna hear us!
Omi: Sh.It doesn't matter.
banging continues
Schu: C-can we please leave?
Persia: I think I'd like to stay here.
Ran: (glares)
Persia: Oh all right.
Brad: But I wanna stay too!
Himizu: Come ON!
flower shop set
Schu: It's so nice in here.
Himizu: Eh.
Brad: (sighs) Can I go back.?
Ran: (waits outside set, getting puffy eyed)
Himizu: What's wrong, Ran? Don't you love me anymore?
Ran: (wide eyed) What? I never sa-HEY! (comes in slowly)
Himizu: So.I've basically gotten no where with my interview, so let's begin with the questions.
Persia: Tenki got somewhere.
Ran: You're not supposed to talk! (nose stuffed up, begins sneezing uncontrollably)
Brad: (leaves through back exit)
Himizu: So Schuldig, what do you think about your character?
Schu: Well, personally I don't like him.
Himizu: Why not?
Schu: I'm a homophobe.
Himizu: Oh? Why is that?
Schu: Well, actually Ke-I mean..I mean I didn't-
Ran: It's okay Schu. The writers wouldn't have let you get any further than that anyway.
Schu: I know.
muffled sounds from across studio
Tenki: Brad! Omi! Faster! Oh-AH!
Himizu: Well, we know where Brad went.
Ran: I can show you a place where we can go.
Himizu: Oh really?
Ran: Yea.(pulls her closer)
Persia: Oooh.Looks like I might get some action after all.
Schu: Uhh.I think I'll be going! (runs off)
Himizu: Well.I still have one more person to find anyway.
Ran: Damn it.
Ran and Himizu begin to leave
Tenki: (walks in breathing heavy, hair messed up) Hey.Guys.
Himizu: We're going to find Ken.
Tenki: Oooh!
Ran: (glares at Tenki) Stupid slut.
Tenki: Hey! I'm not gonna take that-Oh.Nevermind!
Himizu: (sweatdrops)
Ran: Let's go find Ken.(sarcastically) Yay.
in window facing playground
Ken: (with video camera) Yes my little children. Your innocence is still untouched by the factor of society. (slides hand down pants slowly)
Ran: (sneaks up behind Ken) Whatcha doing?
Ken: Eep! (buttons pants back up)
Tenki: What are all of these videos Ken? (reads title on one) Sunny Day, Sheer Shirt.?
Ken: Uhh.Let's put that back.Please?
Tenki: Okay!
Ken: How old are you again?
Tenki: I'm only sixteen.
Ken: (smiling) That's nice.
Ran: (whispering incoherently to Himizu)
Himizu: (looks at Ran and then Ken) Ew! Tenki, you might wanna take a second thought about that!
Ken: Why whatever do you mean? (innocently)
Tenki: Yea! What do you mean? (stupidly)
Ran: (sweatdrops)
Ken: So.What's your name?
Tenki: I'm Tenki.
Ken: So. Would you like to go to the park?
Tenki: I'd love to! The swings are my favorite!
Ken: Mine's the teeter-totters.
Tenki: I like those too!
Ken: I can show you a natural teeter-totter.
Tenki: Okay!
Persia: Time equals money! Get back to the kitchen!
Ran and Himizu: (making out in corner)
Ran: (hand up Himizu's shirt) Huh?
Himizu: Get back to bitchin?
Ran: Let's go so we can get back to what really matters.
Himizu: Heh.Ok.
back in kitchen
Farf: (with microphone) Our God is an awesome God he raised from heaven above with wis-
Ran: (throws Ken's camera at his head) SHUT UP!
Ken: No! That was gonna go in my spank bank!
Tenki: I'll be in your spank bank.whatever that is.
Himizu: Too bad! It's time for us to leave! (Ran's hand still in her shirt)
Tenki: Aww!
Himizu: We'll see you next time!
Tenki: With the Suzaku and Seiryuu Schichi Seishi!
Himizu: I'm Himizu!
Tenki: And I'm Tenki!
Farf: And I'm John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmit!
Nagi: His name is my name too!
Schu and Yohji: Whenever I go out-
Ran: Shut the fuck up!!!!
Yohji: Where'd the censoring go?
Himizu: We ran out of money.
screen goes black
Ran: Did you forget to pay the light bills again?
Nagi: It wasn't me!
Schu: I gave it to Yohji!
Yohji: I gave it to Brad!
Brad: I gave it to Farf!
Farf: I gave it to.Oh darn, let me think.Ran!
Ran: Oh.Here it is in my pocket!
Himizu: Well, that's all for now, stay tuned for updates!
two months later
*** Ran and Himizu ran away with the bill money only to return 2 days later.broke. *** Yohji still hasn't gotten over his fear of girls, yet is not homosexual. He is now in therapy with blow up dolls and has an series of incidents of them.popping. *** Ken was arrested for swimming nude at a children's pool party. Tenki is still attempting to make bail. *** Omi overdosed on Viagra. A still unidentified white substance was found around him, while Tenki claims to know what it is by taste testing. *** Bradley is still horny. Lonely.and very, very horny. *** Farf and Nagi are attempting to start a cooking show called Cooking With God *** Schu was institutionalized for attempting to murder Brad under charges of temporary insanity. *** **** *** This is Persia signing off. If you're lonely, call me at 555-DUST.