Fourth fic for a Pride Month prompt challenge from tumblr. Prompt: identity shenanigans.
[20:51] Viktor
yuuuuuuuri i had 2 take viktors phone bc hes so drink
but he says he loves u
n he misses u
[20:56] Yuri
Wtf? Why does Viktor miss me? And who is this?
[20:58] Viktor
awwwwwwwww he says he misses u and he loves u sooooooooo much
hes so cute ur so lucky
[21:01] Yuri
Who the fuck is this?
[21:03] Viktor
its chris duhhhhh
don't u worry im taking gd care of him
[21:05] Yuri
You don't seem like you should be. How much have you had to drink?
[21:07] Viktor
hahahahahaaaaa
excuse me mr 3 drinks away from a pole dance
[21:08] Yuri
Wait what?
I think you have the wrong Yuri.
[21:10] Viktor
omg viktor says u guys did the pole dance thing again
thats so cute!
im so happy!
ur a demon
viktors so lucky 2 have u
[21:15] Yuri
Still the wrong person Chris.
[21:16] Viktor
wow he says u were really flexible
ill bet u r
[21:17] Yuri
CHRIS
WRONG PERSON
[21:18] Viktor
hes so lucky
ur both so lucky
ur both sexy as fuck
wouldnt mind being in that sandwich
[21:19] Yuri
OMFG
STOP
PLEASE
[21:20] Viktor
wd u b ok with it?
im gd I proimse
[21:21] Yuri
OMG EW
[21:22] Viktor
at least phichit said so
hes nice i like him
super freaky tho
[21:23] Yuri
TOP OF THE LIST OF THINGS I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW
[21:24] Viktor
it cd b a fun way 2 say gdbye 2 single life
il bring my fav lube
ul love it
its mango flaovured
[21:25] Yuri
I WILL END YOU
[21:26] Viktor
i bet u wil
viktor says ur stamina is off the chrats
[21:27] Yuri
I'M TURNING MY PHONE OFF
STOP TEXTING ME
AND GO HOME
IT'S HALF NINE AND YOU'RE ALREADY SHITFACED
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
[21:29] Viktor
and that ur dick is huge wow
sos mine
big dick partyyyyyyy
we cd stuff viktor fullll
[POWER OFF]
[09:16] Yuri
Piggy, you need to stop Viktor going out with Chris.
[09:19] Yuuri
What? Why?
[09:20] Yuri
Reasons. I'm not repeating it and you're paying for my therapy.
[09:22] Yuuri
Yurio what happened?
[09:24] Yuri
I SAID I'M NOT REPEATING IT!
Just please never let them get drunk together again.
Or tell me beforehand so I can take precautions.
[09:28] Yuuri
What? Precautions?
[09:30] Yuri
You guys are disgusting.
[09:31] Yuuri
?
[11:28] Viktor
Chris what the hell?
[11:34] Chris
You hanging too?
[11:35] Viktor
NO
I mean yes but.
I just checked my message logs.
What's wrong with you?
[11:37] Chris
Huh?
You told me to take your phone from you because you were drunk.
You asked me to send Yuuri a text to say hey.
I think.
Man this headache.
[11:38] Viktor
You texted Yurio.
[11:40] Chris
Nah can't have.
[11:41] Viktor
I THINK SO
screenshot sent
screenshot sent
[11:50] Chris
Oh no.
[11:51] Viktor
THAT'S RIGHT OH NO
Chris I'm going to end up on a register
[11:52] Chris
I'm so sorry!
[11:53] Viktor
AS YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE