Yu-Gi-Oh! Dare Show
-Mari Star 146- This is my "Dare the YGO Characters to do anything you want them to do" show! The YGO cast will have to do dares that either I make up, my friends make up, or what people I don't know make up. On some occasions, I'll pick a cast member and they can dare another cast member. With that said, will my co-host Seto Kaiba please read the disclaimer?
-Kaiba- What if I refuse?
-MariStar146- The when the YGO people sue me, I'm taking the money from your pocket!
-Kaiba- Fine! *mumbles* Evil psychotic tourture from.....
-MariStar146- What did you say?! *take out TMP* (The Mace of Punishment)
-Kaiba- O.O..... I said, "Mari Star 146 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of its characters."
-MariStar146- *puts TMP away* That's what I thought..... Now let's start this fic!
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(a/n -- From this point on I will be known as Mari. Just putting this so I won't confuse you.)
-Mari- All of you are now my victims..... Muhahahahaha!
-YGO Cast- O.O *scared*
-Mari- For my first dare I pick..... *moves finger back and forth pointing at each character*..... Yami Bakura!
-Cast 'cept Y.Bakura- *sigh of relief*
-Y.Bakura- What do I have to do?
-Mari- You must make out with Pegasus for 5 min. in a locked closet.
-Pegasus- Oh boy! *roars at Y.Bakura*
-Y.Bakura- Nooooo!! You can't make me!
-Mari- *takes out TMP*
-Y.Bakura- O.O..... meep.....
-Joey- 'Dis is so cruel.....
-Yugi- I know what you mean.....
-Y.Yugi- Can I get a pic of this?
-Mari- Why?
-Y.Yugi- For blackmail purposes.....
-Mari- Oh.......... OK then. *hands him a camera*
-Y.Yugi- Sweet.....
-Y.Bakura- Hell no!! No way he can get a pic!!!
-Pegasus- Come here Y.Bakura-boy! *grabs him and kisses him*
-Y.Yugi- *takes pic* Muhahahaha!
-Pegasus- Come on sweet ass! *pulls Y.Bakura into closet and locks door*
-Y.Bakura- *from inside closet* NO!! DON'T!! AHHHHHH!! *bangs on closet door* LET ME OUT!!
-Pegasus- *from inside closet* Oh baby!!
-Yugi- How can they be saying stuff when their supposed to be making out?
-Kaiba- O.O..... That IS a good point.....
-Joey- Ya don't think Pegasus is.....
-Y.Bakura- Help!! I'm being raped!!
-Mari- Ummmmm..... Maybe I should let him out..... *opens door*
-Y.Bakura- *falls out* He was trying to undo my pants!!
-Pegasus- *zips up pants* Awwwww..... I didn't get to do anything yet.....
-Mari- *smacks him* I said make out with him! Not rape him!
-Pegasus- Owwwww..... Well it's all the same to me!
-Mari- Leave my dare, tourture party now!
-Pegasus- Fine! *leaves*
-Y.Bakura- Thank Ra! *shaking*
-Tea'- Dude..... Are you OK?
-Y.Bakura- Just tramatized for life but other than that I'm OK.
-Mari- Sorry 'bout that Yami B. I just won't give ya any dares for a while.
-Y.Bakura- You better not! Or I'll Send ya to the Shadow Realm!!
-Mari- Actually I don't see the punishment in that.
-Y.Bakura- You arn't scared? *confused*
-Mari- Nope! I actually think it would be cool! Plus Marik would always get me out. Ain't that right Marik?
(a/n -- Before you say it..... Ain't is a word cause it's in the dictionary so :P!)
-Marik- Ya. I like you more than I like that graverobber anyways. You like to inflict pain physically and mentally like me! ^_^!
-Y.Bakura- Fine then..... I'll just seal your soul into the card you hate the most..... The Shining Friendship card! Muhahahaha!
-Mari- And even before you even get a chance to do that, I'll maim you with TMP unmercifully.
-Y.Bakura- O.O..... I'll be good.....
-Tea'- What's wrong with the Shining Friendship card?!?!
-Mari- It sucks!! That's what's wrong with it!!
-Tea'- No it doesnt! It's very symbolic of friendship which is important for everyone.....
-Mari- *cuts her off* You dare to disagree with the great evil mistress herself?
-Tea'- Yes I do! What are you gonna do about it?!
-Mari- For this..... You must be punished. *takes out TMP and drags Tea' outside by her hair*
-Yugi- This can't be good.....
-Tea'- *from outside* NO!! *loud crashing noise*
-YGO Cast- O.O.....
-Tristan- Tea'..... I knew thee well.....
-Mari- *comes back in* She won't be consious for the rest of this fic.
-Joey- Are ya gonna end up killin' her?
-Mari- Only if she dissagrees with me again.
-Joey- Okie Dokie then..... *thinks 'note to self..... don't piss the crazy one off.....'*
-Bakura- I'm a bit scared.....
-Mari- Don't worry Bakura. I have no dares for you.
-Bakura- Well that's good.
-Mari- Yet..... Muhahaha.....
-Bakura- *shakes from scaredom*
(a/n -- scaredom..... I made a new word! ^_^!)
-Mari- Now who's next? *thinks* hmmmmm.....
-Kaiba- *thinking 'please not me, please not me, please not.....'*
-Mari- How about..... Kaiba!
-Kaiba- Noooooo!!!
-Mari- I could see by the expression on your face you wanted to be next! ^_^!
-Kaiba- You read my mind..... didn't you?
-Mari- Ummmmm..... ...... ...... no.
-Kaiba- What's my dare?
-Mari- I dare you to run around the room in a circle 5 times, with only your boxers on, saying "Mommy says I'm special!" at the top of your lungs.
-Joey- Hahahahahaha!! I love 'dis dare!
-Tristan- You just wanna see Kaiba in his boxers.
-Joey- Nah, cause I'm not gay like you Tristan.
-Tristan- I'm not gay! *runs into bathroom crying*
-Kaiba- There is no way I'm going to do that dare!! I have reputation to keep!!
-Mari- Do you remember what happened to your fellow cast member..... Her name was Tea' if your mind needs refreshed.....
-Kaiba- I don't care!!
-Mari- Hmmmmm..... *thinks 'my power by fright is decreasing with this one..... I must move to plan B.'* If you don't do the dare, then I'll post a picture, of you naked that I got from the keeper of sugar, all over the net!! Muahahahaha!!
-Kaiba- *gasp* You wouldn't!! You don't have it in you!!
-Mari- Wanna try me? *holds up pic*
-Kaiba- O.O..... OK!! I'll do it!!
-Yugi- Who's the 'keeper of sugar'?
-Mari- *points to Mokuba who has a pound of sugar and a bag full of candy* He said he would give me the pic if I gave him the sugar.
-Yugi- O.O..... Ohhhhhh..... Didn't you tell him that stuff can ruin his teeth?
-Mari- Ya, but tellin' him not to eat sugar is like tellin' Joey not to eat donuts.
-Joey- Mmmmmmm..... Donuts.....
-Yugi- Hmmm..... I see your point.
-Kaiba- Well here goes my dignity..... Do I really have to do this?
-Mari- Strip bitch!!
-Kaiba- Fine!! *starts taking his clothes off*
-Fangirls- *screams and whistles*
-Mari- Grrr..... Fangirls..... *makes them disappear* Now it's quiet.
-Kaiba- *now in boxers and starts running* Mommy says I'm special! *says 5 more times*
-Mari- I knew you'd see it my way.
-Kaiba- Can I put my clothes back on now?
-Mokuba- Wait! *snaps pic* Here Mari! *gives her pic*
-Mari- And here ya go! *gives him a bag of sugar*
-Mokuba- Yay! My preciousssssss..... *hugs sugar bag*
-Kaiba- Mokuba!!!!!
-Mokuba- O.O..... eep..... *runs*
-Kaiba- *chases after him still in his boxers*
-Mari- Run, keeper of sugar, run!!
-Y.Yugi- Shouldn't you help him? After all, it is kinda your fault that he's running for dear life.
-Mari- I guess you're right..... I will. *stops Kaiba with her super authoress mind powers*
-Mokuba- Yippie! *hugs Mari*
-Mari- You're lucky you're my fave character.
-Kaiba- Let me go now!!
-Mari- *snaps her fingers and his clothes are back on* Only if you promise not to injure / kill the small one.
-Kaiba- Fine!
-Mari- *releases Kaiba from her mind power as Mokuba hides behind her*
-Kaiba- *glares at Mokuba evilly then sits down*
-Mokuba- eep.....
-Mari- *sits down* Geez you need Prozac.
(a/n -- I always tell people who are in bad moods they need Prozac. Plus, I don't own Prozac, the happy pill! Don't sue me!!)
-Joey- Hahahahahaha! 'Dat was da best dare eva! Hahahahahaha!
-Tristan- *sticks head out the bathroom door* Cause you're gay!!
-Joey- Naw, ya are Trist. Plus, I wasn't da one wishin' I was in da closet wit' Pegasus instead of Y.Bakura.
-Tristan- *cries and slams the b-room door*
-Mari- OK then..... I always knew something was wrong with him.
-Mokuba- *sits beside Mari* My savior! *hugs Mari*
-Mari- This is why he is my fave character! He is such a sweetie! *hugs back*
-Kaiba- I thought I was your favorite..... ;_;.....
-Mari- You are! Just when you're not trying to kill the lil' one.
-Mokuba- .....^_^!
-Kaiba- .....-_-'
-Mari- I can't think of anymore dares as of now.
-YGO Cast- Yay! *cheers*
-Mari- So I'll ask ther readers of this fic for dares!
-YGO Cast- Nooooooo!..... ;_;.....
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-MariStar146- So..... What did ya think?! Was it good for my first fic?! Please R&R!! No flames! I never flame anyone elses stories!! So please don't to me!!
-Kaiba- Flame her!! FLAME HER!! She must stop writing!! More flames means less dares!! FLAME!!
-MariStar146- Nooooo!! Don't flame me!! You won't be able to dare YGO characters!!
-Kaiba- Don't listen to her!!
-MariStar146- *ties him up and puts a bandana around his mouth so he can't talk* There! So please R&R and please no flames!
-Kaiba- mfphaph!!
-Mari Star 146- This is my "Dare the YGO Characters to do anything you want them to do" show! The YGO cast will have to do dares that either I make up, my friends make up, or what people I don't know make up. On some occasions, I'll pick a cast member and they can dare another cast member. With that said, will my co-host Seto Kaiba please read the disclaimer?
-Kaiba- What if I refuse?
-MariStar146- The when the YGO people sue me, I'm taking the money from your pocket!
-Kaiba- Fine! *mumbles* Evil psychotic tourture from.....
-MariStar146- What did you say?! *take out TMP* (The Mace of Punishment)
-Kaiba- O.O..... I said, "Mari Star 146 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of its characters."
-MariStar146- *puts TMP away* That's what I thought..... Now let's start this fic!
^_________________________________^
(a/n -- From this point on I will be known as Mari. Just putting this so I won't confuse you.)
-Mari- All of you are now my victims..... Muhahahahaha!
-YGO Cast- O.O *scared*
-Mari- For my first dare I pick..... *moves finger back and forth pointing at each character*..... Yami Bakura!
-Cast 'cept Y.Bakura- *sigh of relief*
-Y.Bakura- What do I have to do?
-Mari- You must make out with Pegasus for 5 min. in a locked closet.
-Pegasus- Oh boy! *roars at Y.Bakura*
-Y.Bakura- Nooooo!! You can't make me!
-Mari- *takes out TMP*
-Y.Bakura- O.O..... meep.....
-Joey- 'Dis is so cruel.....
-Yugi- I know what you mean.....
-Y.Yugi- Can I get a pic of this?
-Mari- Why?
-Y.Yugi- For blackmail purposes.....
-Mari- Oh.......... OK then. *hands him a camera*
-Y.Yugi- Sweet.....
-Y.Bakura- Hell no!! No way he can get a pic!!!
-Pegasus- Come here Y.Bakura-boy! *grabs him and kisses him*
-Y.Yugi- *takes pic* Muhahahaha!
-Pegasus- Come on sweet ass! *pulls Y.Bakura into closet and locks door*
-Y.Bakura- *from inside closet* NO!! DON'T!! AHHHHHH!! *bangs on closet door* LET ME OUT!!
-Pegasus- *from inside closet* Oh baby!!
-Yugi- How can they be saying stuff when their supposed to be making out?
-Kaiba- O.O..... That IS a good point.....
-Joey- Ya don't think Pegasus is.....
-Y.Bakura- Help!! I'm being raped!!
-Mari- Ummmmm..... Maybe I should let him out..... *opens door*
-Y.Bakura- *falls out* He was trying to undo my pants!!
-Pegasus- *zips up pants* Awwwww..... I didn't get to do anything yet.....
-Mari- *smacks him* I said make out with him! Not rape him!
-Pegasus- Owwwww..... Well it's all the same to me!
-Mari- Leave my dare, tourture party now!
-Pegasus- Fine! *leaves*
-Y.Bakura- Thank Ra! *shaking*
-Tea'- Dude..... Are you OK?
-Y.Bakura- Just tramatized for life but other than that I'm OK.
-Mari- Sorry 'bout that Yami B. I just won't give ya any dares for a while.
-Y.Bakura- You better not! Or I'll Send ya to the Shadow Realm!!
-Mari- Actually I don't see the punishment in that.
-Y.Bakura- You arn't scared? *confused*
-Mari- Nope! I actually think it would be cool! Plus Marik would always get me out. Ain't that right Marik?
(a/n -- Before you say it..... Ain't is a word cause it's in the dictionary so :P!)
-Marik- Ya. I like you more than I like that graverobber anyways. You like to inflict pain physically and mentally like me! ^_^!
-Y.Bakura- Fine then..... I'll just seal your soul into the card you hate the most..... The Shining Friendship card! Muhahahaha!
-Mari- And even before you even get a chance to do that, I'll maim you with TMP unmercifully.
-Y.Bakura- O.O..... I'll be good.....
-Tea'- What's wrong with the Shining Friendship card?!?!
-Mari- It sucks!! That's what's wrong with it!!
-Tea'- No it doesnt! It's very symbolic of friendship which is important for everyone.....
-Mari- *cuts her off* You dare to disagree with the great evil mistress herself?
-Tea'- Yes I do! What are you gonna do about it?!
-Mari- For this..... You must be punished. *takes out TMP and drags Tea' outside by her hair*
-Yugi- This can't be good.....
-Tea'- *from outside* NO!! *loud crashing noise*
-YGO Cast- O.O.....
-Tristan- Tea'..... I knew thee well.....
-Mari- *comes back in* She won't be consious for the rest of this fic.
-Joey- Are ya gonna end up killin' her?
-Mari- Only if she dissagrees with me again.
-Joey- Okie Dokie then..... *thinks 'note to self..... don't piss the crazy one off.....'*
-Bakura- I'm a bit scared.....
-Mari- Don't worry Bakura. I have no dares for you.
-Bakura- Well that's good.
-Mari- Yet..... Muhahaha.....
-Bakura- *shakes from scaredom*
(a/n -- scaredom..... I made a new word! ^_^!)
-Mari- Now who's next? *thinks* hmmmmm.....
-Kaiba- *thinking 'please not me, please not me, please not.....'*
-Mari- How about..... Kaiba!
-Kaiba- Noooooo!!!
-Mari- I could see by the expression on your face you wanted to be next! ^_^!
-Kaiba- You read my mind..... didn't you?
-Mari- Ummmmm..... ...... ...... no.
-Kaiba- What's my dare?
-Mari- I dare you to run around the room in a circle 5 times, with only your boxers on, saying "Mommy says I'm special!" at the top of your lungs.
-Joey- Hahahahahaha!! I love 'dis dare!
-Tristan- You just wanna see Kaiba in his boxers.
-Joey- Nah, cause I'm not gay like you Tristan.
-Tristan- I'm not gay! *runs into bathroom crying*
-Kaiba- There is no way I'm going to do that dare!! I have reputation to keep!!
-Mari- Do you remember what happened to your fellow cast member..... Her name was Tea' if your mind needs refreshed.....
-Kaiba- I don't care!!
-Mari- Hmmmmm..... *thinks 'my power by fright is decreasing with this one..... I must move to plan B.'* If you don't do the dare, then I'll post a picture, of you naked that I got from the keeper of sugar, all over the net!! Muahahahaha!!
-Kaiba- *gasp* You wouldn't!! You don't have it in you!!
-Mari- Wanna try me? *holds up pic*
-Kaiba- O.O..... OK!! I'll do it!!
-Yugi- Who's the 'keeper of sugar'?
-Mari- *points to Mokuba who has a pound of sugar and a bag full of candy* He said he would give me the pic if I gave him the sugar.
-Yugi- O.O..... Ohhhhhh..... Didn't you tell him that stuff can ruin his teeth?
-Mari- Ya, but tellin' him not to eat sugar is like tellin' Joey not to eat donuts.
-Joey- Mmmmmmm..... Donuts.....
-Yugi- Hmmm..... I see your point.
-Kaiba- Well here goes my dignity..... Do I really have to do this?
-Mari- Strip bitch!!
-Kaiba- Fine!! *starts taking his clothes off*
-Fangirls- *screams and whistles*
-Mari- Grrr..... Fangirls..... *makes them disappear* Now it's quiet.
-Kaiba- *now in boxers and starts running* Mommy says I'm special! *says 5 more times*
-Mari- I knew you'd see it my way.
-Kaiba- Can I put my clothes back on now?
-Mokuba- Wait! *snaps pic* Here Mari! *gives her pic*
-Mari- And here ya go! *gives him a bag of sugar*
-Mokuba- Yay! My preciousssssss..... *hugs sugar bag*
-Kaiba- Mokuba!!!!!
-Mokuba- O.O..... eep..... *runs*
-Kaiba- *chases after him still in his boxers*
-Mari- Run, keeper of sugar, run!!
-Y.Yugi- Shouldn't you help him? After all, it is kinda your fault that he's running for dear life.
-Mari- I guess you're right..... I will. *stops Kaiba with her super authoress mind powers*
-Mokuba- Yippie! *hugs Mari*
-Mari- You're lucky you're my fave character.
-Kaiba- Let me go now!!
-Mari- *snaps her fingers and his clothes are back on* Only if you promise not to injure / kill the small one.
-Kaiba- Fine!
-Mari- *releases Kaiba from her mind power as Mokuba hides behind her*
-Kaiba- *glares at Mokuba evilly then sits down*
-Mokuba- eep.....
-Mari- *sits down* Geez you need Prozac.
(a/n -- I always tell people who are in bad moods they need Prozac. Plus, I don't own Prozac, the happy pill! Don't sue me!!)
-Joey- Hahahahahaha! 'Dat was da best dare eva! Hahahahahaha!
-Tristan- *sticks head out the bathroom door* Cause you're gay!!
-Joey- Naw, ya are Trist. Plus, I wasn't da one wishin' I was in da closet wit' Pegasus instead of Y.Bakura.
-Tristan- *cries and slams the b-room door*
-Mari- OK then..... I always knew something was wrong with him.
-Mokuba- *sits beside Mari* My savior! *hugs Mari*
-Mari- This is why he is my fave character! He is such a sweetie! *hugs back*
-Kaiba- I thought I was your favorite..... ;_;.....
-Mari- You are! Just when you're not trying to kill the lil' one.
-Mokuba- .....^_^!
-Kaiba- .....-_-'
-Mari- I can't think of anymore dares as of now.
-YGO Cast- Yay! *cheers*
-Mari- So I'll ask ther readers of this fic for dares!
-YGO Cast- Nooooooo!..... ;_;.....
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-MariStar146- So..... What did ya think?! Was it good for my first fic?! Please R&R!! No flames! I never flame anyone elses stories!! So please don't to me!!
-Kaiba- Flame her!! FLAME HER!! She must stop writing!! More flames means less dares!! FLAME!!
-MariStar146- Nooooo!! Don't flame me!! You won't be able to dare YGO characters!!
-Kaiba- Don't listen to her!!
-MariStar146- *ties him up and puts a bandana around his mouth so he can't talk* There! So please R&R and please no flames!
-Kaiba- mfphaph!!