JohnandGam: HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU-
Karkat: SHUT THE EVERLIVING FUCK UP.
Jade: Karkat, thats not very nice.
KarkarandJade: (bickering)
Green: ...
Sollux: I am thrurrounded by idiotth. Thcrew thith, ima abthcond and get thome water.
December: You are? What about me? *points to the babbling idiot wolves behind her*
Green: ...
Sollux: thorry, im kinda dehydrated ath the humanth call it.
Vriska: -snicker snicker- (TOTALLY NOT PLAYING PRANKS ON TAVVY)
Green: ...
Sollux: who the fuck are you?
Green: im green
December: ...
Green: green oak
Sollux: And you're a talking... okay did thomeone thlip me thome mind honey?
Sollux: Gamzee pleath tell me you didnt put thopor in my drink...
Green: whats mind honey?
December: Pay no heed to the talking cat here. I am but a figment of your imagination...
...
*slink into corner*
Green: whats thopor?
Sollux: uhh... why dont you find out! -shoves sopor pie and mind honey into Green's hands-
Green: talking cat? -takes pie-
Green: uh...
Sollux: Cat... -sparkle eyes- I LIKE CATTH.
December: SSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
December !
December: *runrunrunrrun* ; ;
Green: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Sollux: -prances after December and calls- PLEATH COME BACK, I WANNA THUNGGLE WITH A CAT THAT ITHNT AN IDIOT LITTLE GIRL.
Nepeta: -sticks tongue out at Sollux-
Green: -gives pie back to gamzee-
Green: here you go
December: NONONONONONO- *Trips on one of her tails* Shi-
Gamzee: whoa... fucking miracle pie! thanks bro... -takes pie eagerly with a stoner smile- HoNK.
Green: ...
Sollux: -cuddle cuddle snuggle snuggle december- OHMYGOGKITTY.
Green: -walks away-
Gamzee: whoa wait up motherfucking friend!
Gamzee: -chuckles and walks after Green-
Green: are you talking to me?
Gamzee: yeah bro.
December: *struggles to get free*
Green: ...
Sollux: you're tho adorable... ahghsghhh thunggle thunggl- OHNO...
Aradia: -glare-
Green: -puts hand on belt-
Sollux: -sets December down cautiously-
Gamzee: -stoner chuckle-
Green: -realizes he has no pokemon-
December: *stumbletripfluffuprunawayski d*
Aradia: Cats... Talking cats... okay then.
Sol: hehehe... yeah. Ima... go... do the computer thtuff.
Green: -walks backwards slowly-
Gam: HoNK. Yo motherfucking friend where you goin?
Green: ...
Green: no where
December: *attempts to smooth out fur, only realising her wing-scars opened back up a little more* Fffff-
Green: -looks at Dec-
Green: ...
Green: -walks over to her-
December: *hisss*
Green: calm down
December: I'm fine. /missstubborn
Gam: -shrugs and juggles out of boredom-
Green: i can help you
December: No. Bc
Green: im going to help you
December: Noooooooooooooo... *runs off, leaving little dribbles of blood on the ground*
Green: -folows-
Green: -traps-
December: *Claws*
Green: -grabs-
December: *runthroughlegsss*
Nepeta: -purrs and leaps over calmly- kitty?
Nepeta: -frown- Why are you being mean to kitty? -glares at Green-
Green: ...
Green: im trying to help her
December: *flicks both tails* c
Nepeta: She looks pretty mad to me, orangehairhuman
Green: she needs medical attention
December: No I don't!
Green: my hair is not orange
December: T'is but a fleshwound. T
Nepeta: Calm down kitty! I'll save you from the orangehairhuman!
Nepeta: -hisses at Green- EQUIUSSSSSS!
Green: ...
December: *sneaks off* +w+
Nep: -lunges at "Orangehairhuman" and tackles him to the floor- EQUIUS I NEED HEELP.
WILD GREEN'S PHANYPACK SUDENLY APEARS
Equius: -blinks- Erm... why are you holding that Orange human?
Green: -dosent move-
Equius: -calmly plucks Green off the ground and sets Nepeta on his shoulder-
Nepeta: Now kitty is safe from the hairhuman!
Green: ...
Green: put me down
December: *licks blood off of wing scars*
Equius: -slight sweat- V-Very well. -THUD-
Nep: -frowns and walks away, trying to drag Equius with her-
Green: ...
Nep: c'mon, lets go get you a towel.
Green: -picks up phanypack-
Green: -puts on phanypack-
December: *eyes cautiously* Bc
Green: -takes out eevee's pokeball-
Green: -releses eevee-
Eevee: vee
December: *feaks out at the red light*
Karkat: NEPETA FUCKING CALM YOUR SHIT, EQUIUS GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER OR SOMETHING, GAMZEE STOP LIKING THE PIE TIN YOU NOOKSNIFFER, AGH ERIDAN NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FUCKING SCARVES! AGJHHHHH!
December: O_O
...
I like this guy.
Green: ...
Karkat: GOG DAMNIT TEREZI GET OFF! -pushes Terezi off of his back and tries to dry off his cheek as his words sort of blur together- FUCKYFUCEDYFUCKFUCKSOMETHING ABOUTOBEYINGORDERSFUCKFUCKUF CKYNOOKSNIFFERASSCRACKFUCKFU CKFUCKASSESGOGDAMITGAMZEE...
Green: who are you?
December: I don't care who he is. I like his vocabulary.
Karkat: -looks over- IM WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO BE YOU LITTLE HUMAN SHIT.
Green: ... whatever...
Karkat: -looks at eevee- THE FUCK IS A HUMAN SQUIREL DOING HERE.
Green: what is a squirel?
December: *snortlaugh*
(currentlydyingofDirkJake)
Karkat: -pokes eevee before kicking it gently- GET IT OFF OF MY ASTEROID YOU FUCKASS.
Green: DONT KICK HER YOU...
Karkat: ME WHAT?
KARKAT: IM THE BOSS AROUND HERE YOU NOOKSNIFFER.
Green: EEVEE
December: *moves out of the way a bit, simply watching what's going down, before summoning up illusion popcorn*
Green: USE TACKLE
Karkat: -pulls out his sickles and braces himself, slashing at the "human squirel"- GET AWAY YOU RATSQUIRELHUMANSHIT.
EEVEE USES TACKLE
December: This is getting gooood! *nompopcorn*
Karkat: -staggers a bit- THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU SHIT?
Karkat: -kicks Eevee rather roughly and sends her tumbling-
Decmber: Violeeeence. +u+
Green: EEVEE USE SAND ATTACK
EEVEE USES SAND ATTACK
Karkat: -sheilds eyes-
ITS SUPER EFECTIVE
( lol )
Karkat: FUCKFUCKYFUCKFUCKFUCK. -coughs and dusts himself off, climbing out of a mass of sand-
Green: NOW USE TACKLE
December: ...Where'd that sand even come from?
EEVEE USES TACKLE
ITS SUPER EFECTVE
Karkat: AGH! -falls backward and smacks Eevee-
Karkat- Use Sickle Slice
Karkat Uses Sickle Slice
IT FUCKING WORKS BITCH, OF COURSE IT'S EFFECTIVE.
Green: -GETS FED UP WITH THIS SHIT PUNCHES KARKAT IN THE FACE-
Karkat: -growls, but cups his nose, soon running off to the bathrooms-
Sollux: -whistles- Jeguth...
Green:-CONTINUSES TO ATTACK KARKAT -
Karkat: GET THE FUCK AWAY -he screams and slams the door to the bathroom, trying to stop the bleeding and hide his blood-
Green: -POUNDS ON THE DOOR UNTILL IT FALLS DOWN-
Karkat: I JUST SPEND TEN GRIST ON THAT YOU ASS.
Green: GET BACK HERE YOU PICE OF SHIT
Karkat: -shoves a tissue in his nose- THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE TO SHUT YOU UP.
Green: I DONT CARE YOU HURT EEVEE
December: *Checks if she's still bleeding*
..*Just a bit, not enough for more cleaning.*
*nom more popcorn*
Karkat: -slices at Green with his sickle- GET THE PANCAKE AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE CUPCAKE!
Green: -GRABS SICKLE-
Green: -BREAKS SICKLE-
Karkat: -growls- HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUMAN...
Green: -GLARES-
Karkat: -uses his Page of Rage powers and punches Green through the wall-
Green: YOU
Green: HURT
Green: EEVEE
December: :L
Green: YOU
Green: WILL
Green:PAY
Karkat: IT WAS A GOGTRUFFLE SQUIREL.
Karkat: TAKE MY CHOCOLATE MONEY YOU LEMONPIE!
Green: EEVEE IS NOT A CAKING SQUIREL
Karkat: I PAID YOU COOK SNIFFER.
Green: -glares-
Green: -stalk off in a huff-
Green:-picks up eevee-
Karkat: WAIT.
Green: -takes 1st aid kit out of phanypack-
Green: *in life thretening voice* what
Karkat: -grabs Green's shoulder, turns him around, and slaps him- THAT WAS FOR MY PIE SICKLE YOU FUGDGECAKE.
Karkat: -storms off-
December: LOL.
Green: -cares for eevees wounds-
Karkat: -grumbles and sighs sitting next to Sollux and Gamzee-
Sol: -pats the angry Cancer's back gently-
Gam: -the juggalo sighs and mutters- Sorry motherfudging best friend.
Green: if you do that again i will send you to what ever dai...
December: *yawnsqueak*
Green: are those horns?
Karkat: -ignores the "fudgecake" and polishes his remaining sickle-
December: *naps*
Karkat: -grumbles and trugdes off, patting December's head gently before heading into his room, cuddling with his trollish matesprit to calm down-
John: -sighs and cuddles with his matesprit-
Tavros: -perches on Gamzee's horns-
Gamzee: sup little dude.
Tavros: I am!
Gamzee: yup.
Gam: -Faygo chug-
Green: what are you?
Gam: huh?
Tav: -hides shyly behind Gamzee-
Green: you dont look human, and you certanly do not look like any pokemon ive ever come across
Gam: im a mothertruffle troll bro. in the flesh.
Tav: -meep-
Green: a what?
Green: a troll?
Gam: yup. A native alternian my brother.
Green: a native what?
Gam: uhhh... wanna try some Faygo man?
Green: ...
Green: sure
Gam: -opens a new bottle of grape Faygo and hands it to him-
Gam: Get ready for the motherpie miracles bro.
Green: -snifs it-
Green: it smells like grape soda
Gam: Try it man.
Green: -takes a sip-
Green: it is grape soda
Gam: -looks crestfallen and sniffles-
Tav: G-Gamzee...? Oh... i-it's okay man... -hugs Gamzee as the juggalo sniffles and nearly cries into the young troll's shoulder-
Green: uh its good though
Green: its really good
Gamzee: -looks up and wipes his eyes, his facepaint smudging a little- really?
Green: uh yah **wishes red were here**
Gam: -eyes light up- I knew you'd think so my motherfridge friend!
Gam: -goes back to cuddling with Tavros, who in response meeps and kind of hides-
Green: -pets eevee sadly-
eevee: -snugles-
(RED, DUDE, COME BACK.)
A MOTHERFUCKING WILD RED APPEARS.
(-pokes red-)
(-poke poke poke-)
Green: ...
Red: ...
Green: where's your scarf?
Gam: It's true love right there bro.
Red: home
Green: come here
Red:-walks over and sits on green's lap-
AND THEN THERE WERE SLOPY MAKEOUTS
(LOL)
Sollux: -in closet with mysterious other troll-