X Fiction
This came up after my 5th drink of soda today. I do not own X-Men: Evolution characters doing a rip off of Quentin Tarantino/Al Pacino films and 300.
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"So what do they call a Kahuna Burger?" Jean asked as she was driving through downtown New York in a Pontiac Firebird with Scott. They were both wearing black suits. Scott's brown hair was a bit longer, while Jean took to wearing shades, as did Scott.
"They don't call it a Kahuna Burger with cheese?" Scott joked in reply, while reading through the Pulp Fiction script as Jean started her "Ezekiel" speech from the script "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" Jean asked sarcastically a few minutes later as she and Scott were standing over a two-bit thug in his ramshackled apartment. Jean and Scott had their guns drawn and perfectly aimed at his head.
"What the hell is this? This is NOT Pulp Fiction! This is (bleep) Madness!" The thug screamed before Jean grasped him by his shirt collar, and in her best Gerard Butler accent replied "Madness? THIS! IS! FANFICTION!" and hurled the lowlife into the nearby trash can. "Jean? Was that…hair gel by any chance?" Scott asked nonchalantly, quite amused by the many pop culture references used in this story. Jean just shrugged and, with Scott's help, brought the thug over to their Firebird, and shoved him in the trunk before shutting it.
After disposing of the thug and getting new suits, Jean and Scott casually entered the 116th Bar and Grill, each holding their sawed-off shotguns. Jean had her gun aimed at the window and made a motion to the door. As if on cue, Scott busted the door open and shot his gun in the air "All right! Hands up! Heads down! NYPD! I said heads up, hands down!" Scott ordered as thugs, bandits and hoodlums were about to strike-before Jean saw one and blasted his brains out with a blow from her shotgun. "Now don't bother to adjust the picture." Scott ordered, using his best Al Pacino accent before emptying the safe deposit boxes hidden in the billiards cabinets. Fortunately, none of the hostages were harmed.
After a long and exciting day, Jean and Scott decided to settle down at where else but the Kahuna Diner of course. "So they still don't call it a Kahuna Burger with cheese?" Jean said as she and Scott were enjoying their much-needed meal after their "jobs" they completed. Just then Scott turned and saw a hoodlum spray-painting his car. The thug was just about to get in…only to have a bullet hole grazed in his head by Jean, much to the shock and astonishment from the diner patrons and customers. "Nein nein nein!" The diner owner screamed, banging his fist on the counter. "Oh yes yes yes" Jean grinned as she and Scott walked off, carrying their dinner in a to-go box with a bag full of $98 million in tow