Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does. You know the author of Ranma ½. So read and enjoy!
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How To Torture and Maybe Kill Jaken
So is anyone as tired as I am of that ugly green toad kissing up to Sesshoumaru and giving praises to his so called " Master"? Well I am for once! So here are a list of things to torture and maybe kill Jaken. And special thanks goes out to my friends who helped me in this! Thanks!
How To Torture and Maybe Kill Jaken:
1.) Flush him down the toilet.
2.) Push him though the paper shredder.
3.) Drop maybe 1 dozen nuclear bombs on him.
4.) Use his head as a football.
5.) Deep fry him.
6.) Take him to the vet and put him to sleep.
7.) Dress him up as a plush toy and give him to Rin and let her squeeze him to death.
8.) Dress him up as Inuyasha and let Kikyou drag him to hell with her.
9.) Use his head as a bowling ball.
10.) Burn him.
11.) Let Sesshoumaru chase him around in a car.
12.) Tie him down to railroad tracks and let Sesshoumaru run him over with the train. ( Sesshoumaru driving!)
13.) Let him eat shit.
14.) Dump him in a volcano. Active or non-active? (*lol)
15.) Use a hammer and pound him.
16.) Leave him defenseless in a room with Inuyasha.
17.) Suck him up in Mirokus' air void?
18.) Let him die in space.
19.) Put him in a room with crying babies.
20.) Tie him on a leash and make him beg for food.
And that's all! If you have any new ones e-mail me or im me! Thanks! And once again a special thanks to all my friends who helped and gave me ideas! Thanks! Oh it doesn't really matter if you R&R this one cause it's just for fun. Sayonara and Arigato! ^__~
-Kikyou-oneesama