Alice and Ro: Girly Alice and Tomboy Ro

Alice came back through the looking-glass, well…she started to at least, cause she's dumb and doesn't know when to stop these boring little adventures of hers. She was trapped in a mirror, on a dresser, in a room, in the future (woo-hoo). "Uh-Oh!" She thought, "Where is this place?" Before Alice had time, to think footsteps started coming towards the door and the door suddenly opened. In addition, to Alice's surprise, there was a girl…in trousers…and a…a shirt with a picture on it?

"Help!" Alice yelled.

"What the hell!?" The girl gasped the edge of her…hat (it's a baseball cap but Alice doesn't know that…). "That cannot be me! There is no way in hell I look like…like…like that!"

All Alice could do was just look at this girl. She was really surprised and this room! She had never seen anything like it before. There were colored photos on the walls with titles like Weird Al and The Nightmare Before Christmas. Moreover, what was with this girl's usage language? However, there was one thing that really puzzled her. Why wasn't she in Wonderland?

The girl suddenly stopped and her eyes widen than she slammed her hand onto her forehead. "I should have never gone to that stupid fortune-teller and I definitely should have never eaten all those jalapeños!" The girl sat down, sighed, and then began, "The name's Ro and yours?"

"My name is Alice," Alice curtsied, "Pleased to meet you."

Ro rolled her eyes, "Don't do that. It sickens me."

"Do what?"

"Curtsy like that!"

"Oh…okay."

Ro sighed once again, rubbing her forehead she stood up and picked up the mirror, which was portable by the way, and walked towards the door.

"Um…may I ask just where we are going?"

"Please," Ro shook her head, "Don't be so polite, it's annoying."

"Oh…okay."

Ro made her way through a hall and suddenly stopped. She bent her legs and jumped, while pulling onto a short string that opened a hole in the wall, making a hidden ladder descend. Ro quickly climbed up the ladder into a dusty old attic. And it was a dusty old attic. It had EVERYTHING that a dusty old attic would have. From the old pictures to…Alice's living room mirror. Yes, you read correctly.

Alice just looked at it in disbelief. That was unexpected…"Why is my living room mirror in here?"

Ro looked at the mirror with aura that was poisoned enough to kill, "One of the stupid things that my mother used to make-over my room with…" Ro shuddered, "Pink, with all the princess trimmings."

"You…you don't like that sort of stuff?"

"You wouldn't catch me dead in a dress!"

Alice slowly thought it over. She liked dresses. She liked pink. She liked ANYTHING girly, but here she was with a…would she dare even think it…a…CROSS-DRESSER!

"And don't you mistake me for a cross-dresser!" Ro snarled, "My attire is perfectly normal for a girl like me!"

"No," Alice replied nervously, "I would never even think of that!" (yeah right)

Ro swallowed and slowly stepped into the mirror. The vortex drew them slowly in and…they were in Wonderland. They had no idea of where they were; Alice was groaning inside, but Ro seemed kinda satisfied. "Well, at least it's a forest."

Ro and Alice…no wait…Alice is stuck in the mirror, walked on for quite sometime until they came across a smoking mushroom. If you don't know just what is making the mushroom smoking than you are pathetic…or you've just never read the read or saw what my class calls the disneyfied version of Alice's Adventures in WonderLand.