div class="title" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 16px; font-family: Baskerville, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; vertical-align: baseline; color: #020007; line-height: 21.3333339691162px; background-color: #dbca91;"The great fuck chase of Lavender Brown / Scat-tastrophy! (fanfic)/div
div class="copy" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 16px; font-family: Baskerville, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; vertical-align: baseline; color: #020007; line-height: 21.3333339691162px; background-color: #dbca91;"
p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify;"Lavender Brown was what they call a 'beast' in the sheets. Ever since being bitten by a were-wolf in her seventh year at Hogwarts, Lavender had been experiencing spontaneous, insatiable cravings for human meat. One morning, at breakfast, Lavender was eyeing some deliciouly obese second-years as she shovelled bacon into her mouth, pretending the crispy pig flesh was the delicious bouncing booty she was currently molesting with her eyes. The Gryffendor table's bacon supplies were soon depleted, and yet her hunger yearned still./p
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p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"Her jaw hit the floor as she beheld the contents of the great hall, there, perched ontop of the Gyrffindor breakfast table was a massive, shiny, pink convertible that bounced up and down as it blasted Nicki Minaj into the castle. In the driver seat was none-other than McGonagall, oversized sunglasses all but covering her wrinkled face. When she spotted Lavender she hollered 'DER SHE IZZZZ, MAI HOEMGURLL LAVIIII! OVER ERE GURL!' She beckoned her over. Lavender was too shocked to argue. The students, who had been in the middle of their breakfast when the convertible arrived, did not know quite what to make of it. Some of the more ghetto Hogwarts students and professors donned neon sunglasses and began to bop and twerk to Nicki Minaj's smooth beats. Collin Creevy even whipped off his trousers to reveal a tight pair of golden booty shorts with the word 'JUICY' written on the back; he realized this was the perfect opportunity to show his dope pole-dancing skillz, unfortunately there were no poles in Hogwarts so he was forced to use a particularly tall and thin Slytherin instead. The crowd went nuts./p
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p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;" /p
p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"She had been running solidly for an hour, and yet the crowd of horny teenagers was still hot on her trail, and still hot for her tail (if you know what I mean wink wink). She chanced a look back, the crowd was red faced and sweaty, much like her self, moans of lust called after her, and their uncovered erections bobbed obscenely as they ran. As she raced down the corridor, a stream of white liquid flew past her ear, another one narrowly missed her skirt and sailed into a frowning bust of Albus Dumbledore, covering the marble with it's stickiness. As Lavnder ran past, she was sure she saw it smile. More streams of jizz whizzed past her and made small holes in the walls like bullets. The chase was like one of those animal planet documentaries where a lion is chasing down a zebra, exept instead of a zebra it's a hot blonde and instead of the lion it's a crowd of leaky dicks. The chase continued for days, the crowd of boys had become more a semen-tsunami that raged through the halls moaning and calling 'LAVENDERR… LAVENDERRRRR…..' like a ghost who really liked light purple. Thankfully some boys began to get dehydrated because of their constantly weeping trouser-snakes, and Ronald Weasly cracked his head open because he slipped on his own love-gravy. The only respite Lavender was able to find was in the Hogwarts basement, which was where they kept the special needs children./p
p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"The smell was so appauling, she was sure no normal people could dare enter. Lavender spent as little time as possible there though; 'IT'S A-DOUBLE FUCKING P-L-FUCKING E. YOU FUCKING SHIT-MUNCHER' Lavender exploded at a girl-with a messed up face after spending literally twelve hours straight trying to spell the word 'apple' and failing. The basement had no windows so the special-children had to shit on the floor, don't worry, its not as bad as it sounds, they really enjoy using it as play-doh. A boy who was born with a front-butt offered Lavender a handful of gloopy shit and said 'Lets play Ice-cream parlor!'. It was that exact moment Lavender decieded to never enter this room again. What's more, the males of Hogwarts had been producing a massive volume of semen, which filtered down through the floorboards and was slowly flooding the basement and the other low-down rooms of Hogwarts. As she left the room of special children, she looked back at the new people she had met; the messed-up-face-girl who couldnt spell apple, the boy with a front-butt… For a moment she wondered if she would miss them once they drowned in cum. 'FUCK NO' she verbalized as she slammed the door. Lavender tied a padlock around the handles of the door. And left. Before returning to add another padlock./p
p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"The chase, 'which had come to be known as 'The Great Fuck Chase Of Lavender Brown' had become a legendary period in Hogwarts history. Even the females of Hogwarts were enjoying the chaos, 'Lessons are officially cancelled' announced a horny male staff member one morning 'Until I can taste Lavender Browns sweet cunt…' saying the girl's name aloud triggered a massive erection which forced him to sit down, where he began wanking vigorously into his porridge. The students cheered at this (at lessons being cancelled not the teacher wanking) all except one Hermione Granger who looked distraught. 'Lessons can't be cancelled! It must be illegal or something!' Hermiones gave the crowd a searching look before she had a solemn realization. 'If this is what I must do to get my lessons back…' she muttered under her breath before striding over to the teacher's table and hopping up in the centre. 'Your all pretty horny over Lanvender but does anyone wanna fuck ME!?' She said with a big grin. The hall was dead-silent, somep people pretended to vomit. She tried again: 'SO I HEAR YOUR LOOKING FOR A SEXY BABE?' she yelled to the audience 'WELL HERE I AM' she called in what she hoped was a seductive tone. Luckily she had decided for no reason to go commando today so when she lifted her skirt her unshaven japseye was able to meet the astonished gazes of the students. Hermione squirmed on the table as she picked up one of Hagrid's sausages and began rubbing it up and down her cunt. 'Yeahhh, you like that? That sexy enough for ya? Yeahhhhh?' As she dipped the hot greasy banger in and out of her vajajay and butthole, most of the audience began retching, for real this time. The vomit formed a shallow pool, like the pools you go snorkelling in at Sea-world, but no one felt like going snorkelling because it was vomit. Lavender was able to watch all this because she had disguised herself as a boy by creating a massive paper-Mache penis that was so long it trailed along the ground. However, her expertly crafted penis acted like a sponge and it sucked all the vomit up, Lavender only got a C in her GCSE art so her shitty fake penis crumbled away like a biscuit in tea exposing her delicious nether regions for all the world to see. The heavenly scent of the ambrosia secreted by Lavender Brown's vaginal glands filled the air and attracted the boys as if they were bumble bees and Lavender was a flower (well, Lavender is a kind of flower technically). Also the boys were like bees because of some obscure religious festival that you've never heard of required some of them to dress up in sexy bee outfits like Lewis on the Yogscast did that one time. Once again, Lavender found herself beset by horny teenager boys trying to poke her with their swollen dicks, only this time there a bee theme, and McGonagall was their queen. She had not left her bouncing pink convertible in all the weeks the chase had been going on, she parked her desirable car in her seat behind the teachers table so Mcognagalls hideously fake-tanned face was about five feet higher than everyone elses, giving her the perfect vantage point form which to view the room. Lavender had a silent moment of mourning for the Mcgonagall she used to know, kind, clever, wise. Soemthing had happened to her that day in the office, something that had turned her into this punk-ass, white-trash, Nicki-Minaj loving hoe she saw before her now./p
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p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"'FUS RO DA', shouted Lavender (who is also the Dragonborn) the shockwave was tangible as it blasted the boys into the air like bowling pins, their boners flopping madly like distressed giant squids with only one tentacle. As Lavender fled the scene, the raging crowd of boys charged after her, McGonagall vroomed along in her bouncing pink convertible too, leaving the room empty except for Hermione, who still had Hagrids greasy banger poking out of her pussy, she looked abashed; 'So… nobody wants to fuck me…?'/p
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p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"'There's no time to explain but I've realized I'm a massive slut and deserve the punishment dealt to the sluts of Hogwarts!' Her voice was desperate./p
p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"'Oh? Finally realized what a little whore you are eh, Lavender?' Madame Pomfrey had a wicked smile as she began to fumble in a cupboard. She pulled forth a long metallic object which glinted menacingly in the light. Her head whipped around and barked 'Disrobe'. Lavender obeyed, exposing her nakedness to the witch-doctor. Madame Pomfrey wrapped the metal chastity-belt around Lavenders waist, and used magic to fix it, permanently in place. When it was secure, Lavender glanced at her reflection in the mirror, her desirable beach body now adorned with the large metal chastity-belt, sealing away her groin from view and protecting her juicy cunt and butt-hole from the ravenous erections that were now pounding on the door./p
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p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"Her jaw hit the floor as she beheld the contents of the great hall, there, perched ontop of the Gyrffindor breakfast table was a massive, shiny, pink convertible that bounced up and down as it blasted Nicki Minaj into the castle. In the driver seat was none-other than McGonagall, oversized sunglasses all but covering her wrinkled face. When she spotted Lavender she hollered 'DER SHE IZZZZ, MAI HOEMGURLL LAVIIII! OVER ERE GURL!' She beckoned her over. Lavender was too shocked to argue. The students, who had been in the middle of their breakfast when the convertible arrived, did not know quite what to make of it. Some of the more ghetto Hogwarts students and professors donned neon sunglasses and began to bop and twerk to Nicki Minaj's smooth beats. Collin Creevy even whipped off his trousers to reveal a tight pair of golden booty shorts with the word 'JUICY' written on the back; he realized this was the perfect opportunity to show his dope pole-dancing skillz, unfortunately there were no poles in Hogwarts so he was forced to use a particularly tall and thin Slytherin instead. The crowd went nuts./p
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p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"She had been running solidly for an hour, and yet the crowd of horny teenagers was still hot on her trail, and still hot for her tail (if you know what I mean wink wink). She chanced a look back, the crowd was red faced and sweaty, much like her self, moans of lust called after her, and their uncovered erections bobbed obscenely as they ran. As she raced down the corridor, a stream of white liquid flew past her ear, another one narrowly missed her skirt and sailed into a frowning bust of Albus Dumbledore, covering the marble with it's stickiness. As Lavnder ran past, she was sure she saw it smile. More streams of jizz whizzed past her and made small holes in the walls like bullets. The chase was like one of those animal planet documentaries where a lion is chasing down a zebra, exept instead of a zebra it's a hot blonde and instead of the lion it's a crowd of leaky dicks. The chase continued for days, the crowd of boys had become more a semen-tsunami that raged through the halls moaning and calling 'LAVENDERR… LAVENDERRRRR…..' like a ghost who really liked light purple. Thankfully some boys began to get dehydrated because of their constantly weeping trouser-snakes, and Ronald Weasly cracked his head open because he slipped on his own love-gravy. The only respite Lavender was able to find was in the Hogwarts basement, which was where they kept the special needs children./p
p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"The smell was so appauling, she was sure no normal people could dare enter. Lavender spent as little time as possible there though; 'IT'S A-DOUBLE FUCKING P-L-FUCKING E. YOU FUCKING SHIT-MUNCHER' Lavender exploded at a girl-with a messed up face after spending literally twelve hours straight trying to spell the word 'apple' and failing. The basement had no windows so the special-children had to shit on the floor, don't worry, its not as bad as it sounds, they really enjoy using it as play-doh. A boy who was born with a front-butt offered Lavender a handful of gloopy shit and said 'Lets play Ice-cream parlor!'. It was that exact moment Lavender decieded to never enter this room again. What's more, the males of Hogwarts had been producing a massive volume of semen, which filtered down through the floorboards and was slowly flooding the basement and the other low-down rooms of Hogwarts. As she left the room of special children, she looked back at the new people she had met; the messed-up-face-girl who couldnt spell apple, the boy with a front-butt… For a moment she wondered if she would miss them once they drowned in cum. 'FUCK NO' she verbalized as she slammed the door. Lavender tied a padlock around the handles of the door. And left. Before returning to add another padlock./p
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p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; line-height: 1.3; text-align: justify; text-indent: 1em;"'Oh dear … So.. does anybody wanna piece o' dis azz?' Hermione said, jutting her hip out. Her skirt had been hitched up so high it covered only half of her ass cheeks, and she was commando so her limp lipped lower-love-cave flapped madly as she shook her butt. Droplets of slime flying everywhere. Lavender waltzed straight passed her, and she was tramped by the crowd./p
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