Hello everyone and im going tell the history of shark and tell who is shark but i'm going to let shark to explain his origin so here shark

Shark: Hey everyone it me shark the hedgehog and today i'm going to explain my origin and im only from the sonic boom canon and i just a fanmade character and i never going to be in show so im only in fanfiction so here we goooooo.

So im the son of the ultimate lifeform shadow the hedgehog and mom well i can't say the name but here a hint it a bat with big boob and i think dad is lucky but he dick well at least i suck her tits when i was a baby.

Meanwhile after my parent have sex one night my mom was pregnant with me all because my dad don't know what a condom.

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tfs reference

so my dad was business and preparing to fight lava monster that they will arrive 2 years after im born all thanks to a time traveling pothead hedgehog warning them a great treat in the future in are timeline so moving forward my mom give birth to me and the doctor accidentally drop as a baby.

So fell all the down to the building and mom was staying the tallest room in the hospital so i land head first and my mom started to crying think im was dead but i alive because hedgehog have tough head so the doctor took me in to another room but they accidentally confuse me as a animal change surgery it like sex change surgery but it animal change into animal so they almost change me into shark the first they do is cut one my back spike and one those thing 2 shark fin in sonic, shadow, and silver back if you know what I mean so cut one back fin and replace one big shark fin well it baby shark fin but anyway so one of the doctor stop the operation and apologize to my mom about the operation and my mom to sued the hospital for anything.

Then my mom take me without my dad because he a huge dick so moving forward after when amy goes super amy 2 and beat solaris my dad took care my mom but not me because my dad say hedgehog baby take care of them self

I forgot one thing i have a healing factor like deadpool but i get it you say well i got from when dr Gerald Robotnik traded me the cure his granddaughter Maria for nid's but the military came and killed maria but after her death she sent me to Earth or mobian and I was asleep for 50 years then Eggman awaken me and I'm plan for Revenge to kill everyone with the space Colony Ark Eclipse Cannon nah i just i was born with this power to regenerate it turns out my dad has the same Powers as me regeneration but not like mine because mine regeneration power is more evolve then his he can if his skin turn to bone all thanks to strong metal sharktium names after me so my dad use this metal and put into bone use he able regenerate easier like wolverine but regenerate is different and more evolve to where i regenerate if im blow to piece's and no metal bone for me so yeah i was born with it but if i can regenerate what about the fins while have the regenerate but wasn't the develop because im just 1hrs old baby but when i turn 5 month my healing factor kick in but how my mom know it well i was play with my dad guns w/ bullet and i shot myself in the head my mom start to cry i was dead but i regenerate.