Okay, so I thought it was a bit unfair about 2 things: 1 that Jacob is supposedly (and I say supposedly because he might never have been) retired from (crappy) blonde jokes and 2 that the blondes are getting all the attention!!! Happy reading!!!
Q. What's
black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette
who's told too many blonde jokes
Q. What's the real reason a
brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it
Q. What
do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible
Q.
What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left
yet?"
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great
party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking
man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Why are brunettes so
proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache
Q. Why
are most brunettes flat chested?
A. It makes it easier to read
their T-shirt
Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair
colour?
A. It doesn't show the dirt
Q. Why is brunette
considered an evil colour?
A. When was the last time you saw a
blonde witch?
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The
hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
Q. Who makes
bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Is it true blonds
have more fun?
A. No, they have ALL the fun
Fun? I know! Tell me if you think brunette jokes are better than blonde ones. Thanks for reading, now please please please can you review? I need to know If there is any point in me writing these jokes!!! XxXfluffysexyvampireXxX