"Ugh! I'm bored as fuck!" That's what our protagonist, a grey crazed haired, yellow eyed, purple wool winter jacket, grey camouflaged pants and black military boot son of a ungrateful bitch with fucking cockroaches, CR4Z1, said after messing around in the internet like a fucking jackass "Nope, Nein, Nyet, Non, De wanai, No, Goddamnit! Why can't I find whatever the fucking double crossing hell I want?" the anti-social asked as he rolled around in the floor like a dog, that's when something came to his head "wait a minute… I GOT AN IDEA!"

He quickly ran to his basement and turned on the lights "this ought to be good!" in the basement there was three rings each and one of them bigger than the other, he then activated them with a push of a button and entered over them, and then he was in the middle of nothing… literally nothing, as in a white void because a black void is space

"Ok, how are they going to watch whatever the fuck I want…? A THEATER MIGHT DO!"

CR4Z1 laughed like a maniac and whooped like a fucking psychopathic Texan as a cinema theatre was being created pixel by pixel, and it didn't took long enough, just 15 seconds that felt like a minute "now… let's choose my attendants…" he said as he pulled off his phone and looked for subjects as he grinned

49 minutes later…

"Wh-wha?" A grey eyed girl asked as she got up from unconsciousness, last thing she remembered was that she and her friends were heading to Atlas in a bullhead to deliver the relic of knowledge, but out of nowhere a black void came and got her here "where am I?"

"Ruby?" A blonde asked confused "Jaune, where are we?" Ruby asked as she saw her surroundings being a theatre "That's what I would like to know" Yang Xiao long replied as the others started to get up "well, this is unexpected" Maria Calavera said as Oscar got up and asked "what happened?"

"What happened was that your asses are in my theatre and you are going to enjoy it" CR4Z1 replied "Who are you and what did you do!?" Yang replied flaming up her hair "I knew this was going to happen, if you want me to explain then sit down before I lose it" CR4Z1 countered but Nora decided to speak "oh yeah? Well make us!"

"Well then too late motherfucker! I'm already making you jackasses to sit down and you will follow that-"

"Swear!" Ruby yelled interrupting CR4Z1 only for him to be triggered and yell at her and scaring everyone "HEY NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION! Don't you see I'm talking to the ginger whore? Next time watch your sorry ass mouth or I will-" CR4Z1 got cut off as he saw Blake Belladonna trying to find a door to escape while whispering "Is there a door?" - "BLAKE! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF OR ELSE I WILL BEAT YOU STUPID BELLAKITTY BITCH ASS OF YOURS! RIGHT NOW!" The grey haired literally screamed as Blake just got scared like any other cat in those you tube videos

The entire group, now shaken by his attitude, decided to sit down in the seats and listen to him "My name is CR4Z1, as in literally crazy because I once brought a crowbar and started a riot on my school, why? Because… what else? Fuck you" he replied and flipped the middle finger while Ruby yelled "swear!" and Yang said "hey!" - "That doesn't explain why are we here" Weiss spoke "you're here because I'm bored as hell and I couldn't find the very things I wanted to see, so I decided to sedate your asses and react to some of the crazy bullshit this IMAX of a titantron is about to pull off!" - "Well this might be interesting" Qrow said as he took a swig of his flask

"So that's why are we here? Just to watch movies?" Ren asked trying to process what he just heard "Why yes Mr Lie Ren, you see I was looking for subjects and then you guys caught my sights! So I decided to get you, Nora, Jaune, team RWBY, Qrow, Oscar and Calavera in here!"

"How do you know or names?" Ruby asked in shock "where I come from, you guys are popular characters of an epic web series named after your team which is 'RWBY'!"

"Now, everybody get ready! Because this shit is about to get heavy!"

"SLOW DOWN CHOW!"

"HOLD ON GAY BOYS!"

ok look, y'all might be asking why the shit did i change the title of the fic and the summary, well... it's due to the fact that new ideas (we'll get to that!) come to my fuck-mothering mind and if i add them then the title will mislead the entire plot

Which SPOILER ALERT!: LUFFY, NAMI AND ZORO WILL JOIN THE GROUP IN CHAPTER 3!

SECOND SPOILER!: Hellsing Ultimate, One Piece, Kimi no na wa, how to keep a mummy and more are coming too!

THIRD AND FINAL SPOILER!: SUDDEN CHANGE OF LOCATIONS WILL HAPPEN!