This is Draco Malfoy's diary! A bit like Bridget Jones's and Adrian Mole's!
August 21st
Pimples: 2, one slightly small and red on the bottom of my chin and a large fairly annoying one on my nose.
NOTE: Need to buy some Sensitive Skin Cream from the muggle chemist.
NOTE: Need to get some muggle money for Sensitive Skin Cream.
I feel rotten today. My mother and father dragged me along to a Death Eaters meeting at 2.00 in the morning. They had to wake me just when I was dreaming about winning the international beauty pageant AND was dancing with Christina Aguleira AND Britney Spears, just my luck. That's not all. When we got there I fell asleep and started sleepwalking! It was a diaster. I must have walked back stage and tampered with something because when I woke people were yelling at me about Lord Voldermort being fried into a crisp. They said it was MY fault, well that's a bit stupid, maybe if I was left at home maybe Voldermort would be dead. People are so touchy. I think my parents are alcoholics as well. The spot on my chin is getting bigger. It's my mothers fault for not giving me proper food.
August 25th
Pimples: 1 (Hooray), That Sensitive Skin Cream really works! Went to the muggle chemist and brought 10 bottles, the shopkeeper looked at me weirdly.
Today my father and I went to Diagon Alley to buy school things. I met Crabbe and Golye. Crabbe has glasses! Had a good laugh at him until I was knocked over mysteriously, very freaky. Saw Potty with his friends, I think he's gay. Told him this and got knocked out again. Brought the new Gilderoy Lockhart book
"Rising from the Flames"
Might be interesting. I saw a yellow dog as well and gave it a biscuit. Had two chocolate fudge ice creams today, my bad.
September 1st
Pimples: 0, Oh joy!
Started school today, on the way to the station I listened to Michael Jackson at the record store. He is so cool! Showed Crabbe and Golye my new dance and told my new interest in Michael Jackson. They look at each other, mumbled something about the trolley lady and left. They are very odd. At the feast Dumbledore said something about a battle between the light and dark. He said it was a hard battle but in the end light won and Voldy was killed. Everybody got all emotional and started crying. Dumbledore is such a liar. Need to write in you daily.
September 2nd
Pimples: 3, AHHH, applied a bottle of Sensitive Skin Cream and now my skins feeling funny.
From now on I need to exercise and eat healthy. If I don't I can never be like Michael. Today for breakfast I had jam on toast an orange and a peppermint humbug. Tried to do the moonwalk in the corridor and fell on my butt. EVERYBODY saw me; I'm red even thinking about it. Harry and his cronies were there as well and Harry said that he thought I was gay. I wanted Crabbe and Golye to beat him up but when I turned round they were gone. VERY ODD..
Yay, chapter one finished! Next is his secret crush on. Who knows? R/R
August 21st
Pimples: 2, one slightly small and red on the bottom of my chin and a large fairly annoying one on my nose.
NOTE: Need to buy some Sensitive Skin Cream from the muggle chemist.
NOTE: Need to get some muggle money for Sensitive Skin Cream.
I feel rotten today. My mother and father dragged me along to a Death Eaters meeting at 2.00 in the morning. They had to wake me just when I was dreaming about winning the international beauty pageant AND was dancing with Christina Aguleira AND Britney Spears, just my luck. That's not all. When we got there I fell asleep and started sleepwalking! It was a diaster. I must have walked back stage and tampered with something because when I woke people were yelling at me about Lord Voldermort being fried into a crisp. They said it was MY fault, well that's a bit stupid, maybe if I was left at home maybe Voldermort would be dead. People are so touchy. I think my parents are alcoholics as well. The spot on my chin is getting bigger. It's my mothers fault for not giving me proper food.
August 25th
Pimples: 1 (Hooray), That Sensitive Skin Cream really works! Went to the muggle chemist and brought 10 bottles, the shopkeeper looked at me weirdly.
Today my father and I went to Diagon Alley to buy school things. I met Crabbe and Golye. Crabbe has glasses! Had a good laugh at him until I was knocked over mysteriously, very freaky. Saw Potty with his friends, I think he's gay. Told him this and got knocked out again. Brought the new Gilderoy Lockhart book
"Rising from the Flames"
Might be interesting. I saw a yellow dog as well and gave it a biscuit. Had two chocolate fudge ice creams today, my bad.
September 1st
Pimples: 0, Oh joy!
Started school today, on the way to the station I listened to Michael Jackson at the record store. He is so cool! Showed Crabbe and Golye my new dance and told my new interest in Michael Jackson. They look at each other, mumbled something about the trolley lady and left. They are very odd. At the feast Dumbledore said something about a battle between the light and dark. He said it was a hard battle but in the end light won and Voldy was killed. Everybody got all emotional and started crying. Dumbledore is such a liar. Need to write in you daily.
September 2nd
Pimples: 3, AHHH, applied a bottle of Sensitive Skin Cream and now my skins feeling funny.
From now on I need to exercise and eat healthy. If I don't I can never be like Michael. Today for breakfast I had jam on toast an orange and a peppermint humbug. Tried to do the moonwalk in the corridor and fell on my butt. EVERYBODY saw me; I'm red even thinking about it. Harry and his cronies were there as well and Harry said that he thought I was gay. I wanted Crabbe and Golye to beat him up but when I turned round they were gone. VERY ODD..
Yay, chapter one finished! Next is his secret crush on. Who knows? R/R