Tohru Honda vs. Godzilla
With a name like this, it has to be good.
"I sense destructive waves." said Hanajima, looking into the distance, framed by the dark aura of her strangely floating hair.
"Wow, really?" asked Arisa, also looking into the distance.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAH!" roared Godzilla, bringing his foot down on some kind of building.
There was a screech as that annoying student council guy with glasses rushed onto the roof and skidded to a halt, saying: "Tohru! Fighting Godzilla isn't working! You must try to appeal to Godzilla's heart- I know he's an evil monster with atomic powers, but you have to try!"
"He isn't evil," said Tohru, "he's just misunderstood." In the distance, Godzilla stomped another building into so much jagged glass and twisted metal. As Tohru's eyes began to fill with tears, she turned and ran down the stairs into the main part of her school, out the front door, and towards Godzilla. Hanajima and Arisa followed.
"Godzilla-kun!" said Tohru. The reptile turned towards her, dropping a car from his hand. "Godzilla-kun, would you like some delicious home cooked food?"
There was silence.
"Its okay if you don't want any," continued Tohru, "I just thought I should offer you some to say thank you. Thank you, Godzilla-kun! Thank you for only destroying half the city! You are the nicest atomic monster I've ever known! You have a good heart, Godzilla-kun!"
"Tohru!" said Yuki, emerging from the school. There was a thud as his fans jumped on top of him in an attempt to shield him from Godzilla.
"Er... ah... eep!" said Tohru. Hanajima and Arisa momentarily gave up their watchful eye on Godzilla as they turned to see the source of the sound. Now-agitated Tohru continued talking to Godzilla: "Godzilla-kun doesn't have to destroy a city just because Mothra-kun did: Godzilla-kun doesn't need to be jealous of Mothra-kun, because Godzilla-kun has an amazing umeboshi on his back, too! Instead of destroying the city, why don't you play dai hin min with me?"