PHOENIX WRIGHT THE MARKED TURNABOUT
BY BARRYLAWN
one day little phoenix was in law school with his new class
however when he went inside there was new guy
his name was mark
"now studence" said ron juice "welcome our new studence MARK SANANUS
siranus did bow before sitting like a suck up bitch
"(ugh he can die)" thought phoenix so he decided to tink of a palm to get him ded
"now" said juicy "teh most important law of evidank law is-"
"FAGGOT" shouted mark
"mark dont say that" said juicy "sins ur new ill let u of but once moar and ull be writin tonite"
"ok"
"now teh first rule of evidence law is"
"FAGGOT" shouted a voice but it didnt come from marks place it came from PHOENICS
"AAAAAAAAAH IT WASNT ME" shouted feenie
"phenix ur not new so u must serve capital punishment" said juicy and he arrested phoenix
"ILL EXPOSE THE TRUTH BEHIND DIS NEW GUY"
and de entire class back him up becaus this was an golden class exept teh evil mark siranus
"well help u nick" shouted maya
"cant let dat slimbag get away" shouted larry
"lets all go to court" shouted edgeworth
so phoenix was taken to court and he had lots of aides like maya larry edgeworth franziska godot klavier kristoph apollo athena blackquill oldbag cody ema lana ben trilo moe lotta de killer atmey layton luke kyle hyde kyle rivers dahlia hawthorne ryunosuke and missile
"ha" phoenix laughed to prosecutor mark "teh whole WORLDS against u"
"not 2day"
mark called ron juice to testify
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"i was teaching evidank law"
"suddenly i was interrupted"
"IT WAS PHOENIX, HE SHOUTED FAGGOT"
"OBKEKCTION" shouted edgeworth "that is quite illogical after all prosecutor mark shouted BEFORE HIM"
"WHAAAT" shouted juice "BUT IT WAS TEH SAME VOICE PHENIX SHOUTED"
"hmm logic this gives idea" said ryuunosuke and he called his friend SHERLOCK HOLMES
"uhhh guys its getting pretty crowded here" said nick
"aha rest assured pointy one i will not merely stand here" said homes and he did pose and was next to juicy
"so u say it was teh same voice so we can conclude that it was MARK who said it because he did it first"
"AH NO" shouted juicy
"ha" said mark "how can u prove that"
"mr holmes said it was recorded so there must be recording device somewhere" said layton
"we just gotta find it" shouted kyle rivers
"theres only one place wher it can be" said phoenix "and it is IN MY POCKET"
he pulled out the recording and played it
"FAGGOT mar-" beep
"U CANT PROVE THATS ME" shoute mark
"yea we can" said kyle hype "my advance hearing heard "mar" at the end an it was JUICYS VOICE TELLIN U TO STOP"
"NOOO" shouted mark
"now confess" said nick and he turn to point at him "YOU SHOUTED FAGGOT"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed marks ananus "U FAGGOT PHENIX"
mark was expelled and the class was restored to its former perfect self
TEH END