Out in the middle of the ocean, in the ocean of Neverland, Captain Hook's ship floated along slowly, smoke puffing out from it. His most recent battle with Pan had set his ship ablaze, though he had the upper hand...hook.
There Hook stood, on one of those rope thingies with Wendy Darling in one hand, and his hook at the ready to slit her throat. "Make no mistake, Pan! Take another step and darling Wendy gets the hook!" Pan took a step forward and yawned. "W—well don't take another step then!" So he did. "Don't! Do you even hear me, I'm going to kill her!"
"Hm? Oh, whatever, kill the bitch." Pan said as he pulled out a cigarette. "I'm tired of saving her ass. Plus she's just so needy."
Hook looked at Wendy for a moment, then at Pan. "Well...well would you mind terribly if you pretended to save her so I can attack you, then you defeat me, and I run off being chased by the alligator?"
"Crocodile, and I stopped caring dude." Pan flicked his cigarette away and flew up into the air. "But I will do this." He pulled out his dagger-sword thing and cut a rope nearby. Somehow an anvil fell from the sky and smashed Hook and Wendy. "...Not even going to ask how."
"Me either." Iron Man said as he randomly appeared behind Pan. "I am Iron Man, and do you have any more smokes, kid?" He was handed a pack of cigarettes. "And the booze, don't hold back you brat." A defeated Pan pulled out a bottle of booze and handed it over. "That's more like it. Also," Iron Man blasted a rope and a cow fell from the sky and crushed Pan. "...That works, that definitely works." He flew off into the distance, chugging his beer.