Ok, this is supposed to funny you, ok? So if it's off the wall, that's how it is. My name's Aweena, and thanks for coming to read this story. If you review, I'll try to respond, but no promises. I don't own these characters, and I hope you like this!
"IGNORE-ance"
Chapter 1
"Off-scheduled offworld activation," Walter said from his chair in front of the computer.
Landry walked up behind him to look at the monitor. "Who is it?"
"I don't know, Sir," Walter told him. "No IDC."
"Lower the shields," said Landry.
"But Sir-"
"I don't want your butt, Walter, or I'd ask for it, and that's never gonna happen. Now open the iris," said Landry.
Walter sighed and lowered the shield. A moment later, SG-1 stepped through the gate, which shut down a moment later.
Landry walked down to the Embarkation Room to meet the team.
"Colonel Mitchell, why are you back so soon?" Landry asked.
"We ran into some trouble, Sir," Cameron told the General.
"What kind of trouble, Colonel?" asked Landry.
"Does it really matter? What's with the twenty questions?" asked Cameron, then left for the infirmary for his check-up.
"What's up with him?" Landry questioned.
"We ran into some trouble," Teal'c repeated.
"Sam, what's up with Cameron?" asked Landry.
"We ran into some trouble," Sam said.
"Well, why didn't you say so? We need to get this taken care of," said Landry.
"Did both Colonel Mitchell and I not say that exact statement, General Landry?" Teal'c asked.
"Why are you asking me what you didn't say? Do I look like your mother? Didn't think so," Landry said, then left.
"Teal'c, what's wrong with you? That was so mean," said Sam, also leaving.
"Did I say something offending?" Teal'c asked Daniel.
"Do you even have a last name?" asked Daniel.
"I use the name Bond. Teal'c Bond," Teal'c said.
"How could you say that? You plagiarizer," Daniel said, then walked out of the room in a fury, leaving Teal'c alone.
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Teal'c met up with Mitchell an hour later in the men's locker room.
"Colonel Mitchell, I seem to be having problems with the emotions of the people on this base. I seem to offend them very easily, and do not know the cause of it," said Teal'c.
"Teal'c, it's all a matter of principal. When you get older, you'll understand. But for now, you're on your own. No, I'm kidding. I'll help you out. Just hang with me, and you'll be fine," said Cameron. "What happened."
"When we arrived through the gate after our last mission, General Landry asked why you were acting strange. I told him what you said previously, and he asked the same question, as to ignore me, and Colonel Carter said the exact same thing I said previously. I told them what I am telling you, and both Colonel Carter and General Landry became upset. Doctor Jackson also became upset when I told him my name was Teal'c Bond," Teal'c explained.
"You stole that! Teal'c! You should know better! I need mental help!" Mitchell shouted, then threw himself onto the floor and sprawled out. "Goals and notes! Goals and notes! Too many goals and notes!"
Teal'c slowly backed out of the room.
Ok, you're gonna have to tell me if you want another chapter. If you don't read the rest of this, you'll wonder for the rest of your life the following:
Why is everyone easily getting mad at Teal'c.
What is Teal'c real last name.
Does Teal'c have a last name.
Why Sam and Landry ignored both Cameron and Teal'c.
Why Cameron is mentally ill due to too many goals and notes.
Well, hope you come back! Bie:0D