note:I do not Houspets! I own Mint and Pumpkin(Spicer).
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I was sleeping when I felt him get out of my bed.
"Tiger, where are you going?" To think, I ended up sleeping with a "cat", and Tiger of all "cats".
"To get some Pizza, I'm hungry Fox." Oh...well, if that's the case...
"Well, I can take care of that." I grabbed his head slightly, making it go towards my crotch.
"Fox, how is it that your STILL thinking of sex? I mean, your an addict!" The sad part is that the food addict is saying this...and he's exagerating by the way, we haven't it in a week! I'm so horny it hurts right now!
...I got an idea.
"Coming from you."
"WHAT!?"
"Tying me to a chair to get me from eating the pizza...you food addicted cat." His eye twitched a little at that comment, but he stayed (relatively) calm.
"...I'm getting some water."
"I thought you were getting pizza Kitty."
"...shut up."
"Hm?"
"SHUT UP!"
"Your just upset that you can't take teasing."
"I can!"
"Prove it...Kitty."
"..." He silently got out of the bed, and headed toward the door.
"Hey Tiger?"
He turned around, and it was quite clear he was pissed!
"...what?"
"Told ya you can't take it...Cat."
That did it. He turned around, and ran toward me, then tackled me off the bed.
I quickly found myself pinned on my back. Tiger was sitting on my stomache, glaring at me like I killed his brothers.
"Take. It. Back."
"Make me you stupid cat." Ohh...that's going to bite me later.
He reached his hand back, and I felt a horrible pain.
"Gah!"
"That must hurt alot huh?" The pain increased. Tiger grinned evily at me. "Now. Take. It. Back."
1. Well that bit me back a whole lot sooner than expected!
2. So much for my plan.
I reached up, grabbed his arm(the one not grabbing my balls) and pulled down. His chest is now on my face. I got up, then kicked his side.
"What the hell! Did you have to grab me there!?"
Tiger, rubbing his side slightly, turned to me. "Pay back for those com- *whimper*!"
He was probably silenced by the fact that I was giving him a glare that could rival King's. Relizing how things are going for him, he ran out of the room.
...dog, and I was really looking forward to having sex with him again!
- tommorrow-
"F-Fo-" Tiger tried to talk to Fox as he aproached us.
"Hmph!" He simply raised his head.
"C-come on! You can't stay over something like that!" Apparently he can.
"Sure I can."
"Okay...the little corgi is confused, please explain what you two love birds are arguing about." I butted in, mostly due to the fact that I sensed an argument coming.
"Uhh...you don't wanna know." Tiger told me. ...I know I'm going to regret this...
"Come on, it can't be that bad! Tell me!" So Tiger did...and after throwing up in a nearby bush, I went back. "So...the gist is you woke up because you were hungry, Fox... wanted to have sex, you called him an addict, then he teased you untill you tackled him and... squeezed his balls, but then Fox got you off of him, and he's pissed at you for the ball grab...and after that, you got your freshly made pizza all over Fox and his bed."
Well, I learned something I don't wanna know about my freind.
"D-did you really just tell King that!" A very angry and blushing Fox said.
At that, I left, not wanting to witness the argument. Well...Sabrina did say I could play Imaginate with Grape and the others anytime I wanted because "I forsaw you would need to empty your mind". Hearing what my best freind did? Well, I always thought orange soda would do it, but I guess I'll go over to Penut's, if only because going home now would mean the little cubs torturing me.
I wonder what they'll play.
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"The first one is done!"
I finished typing the story and uploaded it. Lester looked over my shoulder at the story.
"Sooo...how is it?"
"Mint, can I be honest?"
"Yep, I want honesty on this so I can improve!" I grinned my award winning grin.
"It sucks."
"...gee thanks man."
"You wanted honesty...and Fox and Tiger will kill you if they see this."
"Which is why they won't dude."
"Ah. Also, wasn't I going to be used at first? I mean, that's why I didn't let it get explicit."
"...darn it, I could have written a-"
"What are you two talking about?" We turned around to see Spicer with his orange nightcap on yawning...uh-oh! Wait...he looks out of it, so he probably just woke up...don't panic Mint!
"NUTHIN'! RIGHT LESTER!" I covered the screen with my arms, and shot Lester a look...way to not panic Mint.
Lester sported a look that looked totally one hundred percent innocent. "...your sis' is writing smutt about your freind and Tiger."...I hate you Lester.
"umm...I don't think Tiger is a mutt." phew. He yawned again, then went back into his room.
I flicked Lester. "You jerk! Why would you tell him THAT!" I felt a hard object hit my head. I looked down to see a yo-yo.
"Shut the hell up and go to sleep Mint! Or at least keep it down!" I heard him slam his door. I then turned to Lester, who was smirking at me.
"...I hate you,,,so much."
"Likewise." SMART-TAIL!
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I hoped you enjoyed(sorry for the OOC ness DX)!