Hello all, sorry I haven't uploaded or updated in so long, to make it simple my computer broke right after I uploaded then I had a lot of stuff to do piled on. I will be uploading quite a few new stories and updating my old ones and I will hopefully become more consistent.

I do not own Highschool dxd or any other anime… unfortunately.

'I finally got a girlfriend. I honestly have no idea how. I'm a brown haired asshole that is widely hated. hell I am that guy who flips a guy off for asking directions. I have light brown eyes and even though my school kuoh academy has a uniform, I never wear it. I wear a red tee under a sleeveless black jacket. I also wear black jeans with red and black sneakers. I am hated and have no friends because I hate everybody. No joke, I hate their pity when they find out my parents are dead. I hate how they try to control you. I hate a lot of things about humanity like their arrogance. The thing I hate the most though is their pointless belief that some god is gonna help them. Anyway, as I was saying for some reason a girl asked me out. I wouldn't normally do it but I might as well since I got nothing better to do and I do not and never will brood. In my free time I exercise so I have a skinny, lightly muscled body.'

Timeskip, Friday

'Welp, I'm gonna die.'

This is the only thought going through my head. I had a nice date with a girl named Yuma Amano. She suddenly asked me if I could die for her at the end of the date. She then proceeded to float into the air, grow wings, and change clothes into what I would call dominatrix lingerie. She is wearing dominatrix boots, she has a strap over her nipples, and she has rubber black panties on. She also made a spear out of light and threw it into my gut.

'I just wish I could stay alive.'

I can feel my life fading and as I close my eyes succumbing to death I see a flash of red.

Timeskip, unknown amount of time

"Ughhhhhh, What the fuck hit me"

"A light spear"

"Annnnd i'm in my underwear in bed with the kuoh acadamy princess."

"I have a name you know."

'I'm in my underwear in bed with Rias Gremory, one of the two princesses of kuoh academy. She is a stunning redhead with blue-green eyes who is also a possible low D-cup. I call her a princess of kuoh academy but her official title is one of the two great ladies of kuoh academy.'

"I know Rias Gremory-san, I just chose not to use your name."

"either call me Rias or Buchou."

"why buchou? I'm not in the occult research club."

"You are now."

"I never agreed to that."

"You don't have a choice. Do you remember dying?"

"How could I forget?"

"Well, to keep you alive I turned you into my devil servant."

"So basically, I'm supposed to blindly follow your orders. Not happening, screw the fuck off."

"I didn't want to do this but if you don't listen then I will make you listen."

Suddenly I lose feeling in my body below the neck. I look down and see my whole body is in a giant block of ice. I see a magic circle forming under us.

"You fucking bitch."

I find myself in the old school building. I see a white haired girl who looks like she should still be in elementary school but in reality is the first year school mascot Koneko Toujou sitting on a couch eating sweets. sitting next to her is the prince of kuoh, a blonde haired pretty boy named Yuuto Kiba. finally standing next to a desk in the room is the other half of the two great ladies, the black haired high D-cup, Akeno Himejima. I'm further annoyed by the fact that the only thing saving my modesty is my underwear.

"I imagine you already know all these people but why don't I reintroduce them. This is my queen Akeno Himejima, (Akeno licks her lips) my knight Kiba, (Kiba gives a little wave) and my rook Koneko. (Koneko looks at you then continues eating her sweets."

"I see… fuck you."

"Let me explain how this works now. As you know, you are a devil as well as all of us. The reason i said a different chess piece for all of them is because you along with them were revived using what is called the evil piece system. You gain certain boosts depending on your piece. The rook such as Koneko has extremely high defense and is incredibly strong. The knights are extremely fast. Bishops have higher magical capacities. the queen has all of the above and the pawn can with the permission of the king promote to any of the other pieces minus the king. This requires the pawn to be in the enemy's base of command. This is called a peerage. Any questions?"

"Yes, first can I choose my piece? second, if not what piece am I? Third, why do you have such a small peerage?"

" No, your piece depends on what you were revived with. Some people take more than one piece, usually based on their potential. you required all of my pawns. so, therefore you are a pawn. And finally, I don't get much chance to go out and i'm very picky about who is in my peerage. Next we will talk about the war. every mythology of any kind is real and these mythologies are always starting stuff. We are constantly fighting our mortal enemies, the angels and the fallen angels. A fallen angel was what killed you. Angels are god's servants and fallen angels are angels who did something wrong to lose their right to being an angel. This can be anything from having sex to being greedy. I'm going to release you know and if you don't do what I say you will be hunted down by all three factions understood?"

"Ya"

Rias then melts the ice and I sit on the couch.

"You have a lot of work to do. You are going to hand these out"

Rias then gives me a box. I take the box and head out the door.

A few hours later

I get back home after delivering the flyers. Tomorrow is Sunday so I have the day off. I go to my room and go to sleep.

Next Day, Sunday

I wake up early and I think about what Rias said yesterday.

'If the bishop and queen can use magic then I might be able to too. I will have to see. I can't let Rias know though. I need to have a trump card and an ace in the hole. If i'm right than i have my trump card.'

I manage to get a ball of magic the size of a baseball to appear by lunch.

'It's about lunch time and I could go for a burger.'

On my way to get a burger I start thinking about anyway I could get out of being a devil.

"ouch"

I look towards the voice to see a nun with her skirt flipped over her face showing off her white panty clad ass. I really don't want to deal but, damn my soft spot for cute girls. I see her shawl fly towards me and I grab it out of the air.

"Are you alright?"

I give her a hand up.

"Yes, thank you sir. My name is Asia, Asia Argento. Would you happen to know where the church is?"

"Yes, by the name my name is Issei."

"Nice to meet you."

"Follow me and I will take you to the church."

On the way to the church we see a boy with a scraped knee crying. The nun rushes over.

"It's okay, big boys shouldn't cry."

I then see her hands glow green and his knee is right as rain. She runs back over to me.

"sorry, i couldn't help it."

"what was that?"

"A gift from god that allows me to heal people."

"we're here."

"Thank you, would you like to come in for some tea?"

"Maybe some other time, but thanks for the offer. See you around."

Is my new dialogue better? If anybody has any tips please tell me. I do read the reviews and sorry for not uploading in so long. I am already working on the next chapter of The Dragon Ashikabi God. I will hopefully have that and this updated at least once within the next week. Also if you guys and/or gals want I will try and make a clever before and after chapter thing.

-Kidcole121 out