"Hey boss, that side's a little crooked."
"What about this?" He raised it a little bit higher, turning back to look at the devilish host.
"Now it's too high."
"This?" He moved it a touch lower.
"Too low."
"This?"
"Nope."
"This?"
"A little to the left."
"THIS?"
"Stop it guys. It looks fine, Tamaki-senpai." Haruhi passed by as she looked up at the wide banner, "The guests are going to be here any minute. I don't know why you put that up, though, senpai."
"To attract the new princess!" He climbed down from the ladder, triumphantly standing before it and staring up at the broad, red letters:
INTELLIGENT MAIDENS WELCOME
"Are you sure that's not going to scare her away?" Kaoru lifted a stack of books onto a cart and wheeled it into the corner, "I mean, if she was smart then she would stay far away from this place."
"Don't you say such a thing about our club!" He opened his arms, "All of our princesses have found a home here. After all, Haruhi was forced to join and look at her now, she loves it!"
"... Uhhh... senpai," Haruhi began to comment when she noticed the particularly wide-eyed look on Tamaki's face, his eyes bulging from their sockets and his bottom lip jutting out several places in front of his face. It was that look, that damned puppy-dog face that conned the Hosts into more schemes and adventures than they'd care to ever recollect. "... Yea, okay, senpai."
"SEE!" Tamaki beamed, leaping into the air, "It will work! By the end of the day Mae Otonashi will be the happiest princess in this club! We will welcome her into the school with open arms and give her our best Ouran Academy hospitality!"