Note to the Reviewster Mafia: So I see you formed a gang? Need followers?
Can not do it on your own? Well listen up bucko: If you do not like my
story that is just tough luck ain't it? Life is a bitch. Who are you, Male
or female? You are too scared of being flared you sissies. If you don't
want to read it, don't waste my time. I did not come here to be bullied.
Another thing, Jackass and Daria rule. I watch both and I like both. Pay
attention to the story not my technical format, are you teachers? If you
were, I am not paying my school tax. Hope you like my new story.
Characters change, get over it. I want to be a lawyer and stop talking in
1st person as you are a narrator! She this and She that!
Daria Reanimated 3 Note: 1 and 2 never happened
These are the futures of the Daria Characters. as Adults (da da da dum)
Daria had just woken up in her old apartment. The birds were singing, the sun was shining and she just got married. To whom you ask? Well let's find out.
Daria: Good morning. Wow I never said that before. I guess it is true that love makes you happy, Nah.
Traveling back to 3 years before.
Monday Morning- Daria got dressed and brushed her teeth. She went to make a cup of coffee but she heard the phone ring. She picked it up.
Daria: Hello. It is I. Who is this?
Jodie: Hi Daria. It's Jodie. Remember me? I am married to Mack. That is the only change. Well I was calling to tell you that Friday we are holding a reunion for our High School Class. I recommend you come.
Daria: Me? No way in hell. You know High School for me was no walk in the park.
Jodie: Jane is coming.
Daria: Alright Lane, What is she up to?
Jodie: Uh seeing you again. She is really anxious.
Daria: Fine. Tell her I can not wait to see the air heads again either.
Daria wondered what to wear. She remembered she still had her own ensemble. She tried it on. It still fit.
Daria: Cinderella is ready for the ball.
Daria got another call. It was her friend she made a couple of months ago. They were friends ever since. Daria never made it as a writer but she worked as a news anchor on channel 3 (Let's say to be fair there is such a channel). Her friends name is Elise.
Elise: Hey Daria. I have good news.
Daria: Hey Elise. I am going to a High School Reunion. Your news must be better.
Elise: Yes. Well I am now engaged.
Elise was married to a guy named Kyle who divorced her and left her with her son Doug. She was dating Steve (from Chevelle) who is related to Johnny Knoxville (they look similar ok!) Steve was good to her and Doug. She loved him and he loved her more. He finally asks her to marry him.
Daria: Wow that is so sudden. Steve is very nice. I hope you both are happy.
Elise: I am inviting you to our wedding on Friday.
Daria: That is my reunion date. Well I guess I can not go.
Elise: We did not want to wait so we made it Friday. You can still go. Go their and bring Jane with you. I would very much like to meet her.
Daria: I guess I will pay my respects and leave.
Elise: Ok than see you then.
Daria: I need some thing to wear.
Daria decides to find a nice dress for the occasion. It is her friend and she needs to look nice. She goes to the mall and reminisces about Jane and her and also remembering love, remembering Tom.
So far so good. I will give u a clue that Daria marries one of the Jackass's I won't say who! Stay tuned if you dare.
Daria Reanimated 3 Note: 1 and 2 never happened
These are the futures of the Daria Characters. as Adults (da da da dum)
Daria had just woken up in her old apartment. The birds were singing, the sun was shining and she just got married. To whom you ask? Well let's find out.
Daria: Good morning. Wow I never said that before. I guess it is true that love makes you happy, Nah.
Traveling back to 3 years before.
Monday Morning- Daria got dressed and brushed her teeth. She went to make a cup of coffee but she heard the phone ring. She picked it up.
Daria: Hello. It is I. Who is this?
Jodie: Hi Daria. It's Jodie. Remember me? I am married to Mack. That is the only change. Well I was calling to tell you that Friday we are holding a reunion for our High School Class. I recommend you come.
Daria: Me? No way in hell. You know High School for me was no walk in the park.
Jodie: Jane is coming.
Daria: Alright Lane, What is she up to?
Jodie: Uh seeing you again. She is really anxious.
Daria: Fine. Tell her I can not wait to see the air heads again either.
Daria wondered what to wear. She remembered she still had her own ensemble. She tried it on. It still fit.
Daria: Cinderella is ready for the ball.
Daria got another call. It was her friend she made a couple of months ago. They were friends ever since. Daria never made it as a writer but she worked as a news anchor on channel 3 (Let's say to be fair there is such a channel). Her friends name is Elise.
Elise: Hey Daria. I have good news.
Daria: Hey Elise. I am going to a High School Reunion. Your news must be better.
Elise: Yes. Well I am now engaged.
Elise was married to a guy named Kyle who divorced her and left her with her son Doug. She was dating Steve (from Chevelle) who is related to Johnny Knoxville (they look similar ok!) Steve was good to her and Doug. She loved him and he loved her more. He finally asks her to marry him.
Daria: Wow that is so sudden. Steve is very nice. I hope you both are happy.
Elise: I am inviting you to our wedding on Friday.
Daria: That is my reunion date. Well I guess I can not go.
Elise: We did not want to wait so we made it Friday. You can still go. Go their and bring Jane with you. I would very much like to meet her.
Daria: I guess I will pay my respects and leave.
Elise: Ok than see you then.
Daria: I need some thing to wear.
Daria decides to find a nice dress for the occasion. It is her friend and she needs to look nice. She goes to the mall and reminisces about Jane and her and also remembering love, remembering Tom.
So far so good. I will give u a clue that Daria marries one of the Jackass's I won't say who! Stay tuned if you dare.