Here it is! Hellsing and Deadpool crossover, there will be bloodshed and I have the freedom to let Deadpool's character loose and not be restricted. But enough talk I'm sure you guys want to read this I present to you the new story, The Extra Merc. One last thing, bitches love cannons! #Thecrimsonfuckr

"Alright let's see what we got here..."

Deadpool said scrolling through a list of contracts that stand out from others, but could sadly not find any to his liking.

"Goddammit. Nothing here."

Deadpool heard something being slid under his door, he went out and passed a box that said 'Not Porn!' He picked up the letter and read the front.

"Hellsing Organization blah blah who cares?"

He tore the letter open and his sane side read the letter.

( Wade Wilson we have hired you to-) but his crazier side interrupted (

Skip all that! Read the bottom!)

"You will be payed..." Deadpool's eyes widened and his heart skipped a beat, all that money just to protect the some estate? Damn right he was in!

"Guess where we're going? To London baby!"

Deadpool yelled and quickly grabbed every weapon and somehow stuffed it into a suitcase that magically appeared.

(So just defend some dumb estate? That's it?).

(I don't know something smells fishy and it's not the Sushi we had last night.)

(Shut it stuffy! This is our chance.)

"Damn right it is! One last thing."

Deadpool said picking up a pouch.

"How could I ever forget my magic satchel?"

(Are we ready?)

"Yep ready yourself reader! I'm about to blow your fucking mind!"

We head over to London and find Integra Hellsing and Walter C. Dornez in her office Integra lites her cigarette and asks Walter a question

"Were you able to get him Walter?"

"Yes Sir Integra, he was a bit difficult to find, he responded rather quickly to our contract."

"Good. Hopefully he'll be of a good use to this organization."

"If I may Sir, he is known to not follow orders, but does fill out the contract one way or another."

"Don't worry Walter I'll make sure he follows everything to the letter."

"I hope so Sir."

We skip to Deadpool in a private plane enjoying it's luxuries

(How did we get this again?)

"Well..." Scene skips to just 2 hours ago before Deadpool entered the plane. Deadpool approaches two pilots who are about to board the plane.

"Excuse me. Could you fly me to London? I gotta get somewhere and I currently don't have the money, or don't want to spend it at least."

One of the pilots spoke to him

"I'm sorry sir but we can't do that..."

"Oh really?"

Deadpool brought out his gun and shot the pilot in the head.

"Ya see that? That's what will happen if you don't fly me to London, right now."

The pilot was shivering in fear Deadpool pointed the gun to his head.

"Fly or die asshole your choice."

Deadpool said menacingly. The pilot obeyed and got into the plane with Deadpool still aiming the gun at him. We then skip to the present in which Deadpool was telling the story.

"Ah what a nice guy."

(So what's our plan?)

"Simple. When we get to the Hellsing Manor we'll just protect it all badass like, eat our Chimichangas, then get paid, go home and relax."

(This is so well thought out!)

"It's flawless what could go wrong?"

Apparently the pilot who was driving Deadpool towards London decided to rebel against him rushed out shoved Deadpool who tripped over his suitcase, The pilot quickly got a parachute and jumped off the plane leaving Deadpool alone in the plane.

"The Fuck!? Where do you think you're going?"

Deadpool began shooting the parachute and it left five holes in it the man began screaming as he fell towards the ground.

"Dumbass, alright no problem I've flown the Blackbird before this should be easy."

(We crashed when we tried to fly it.)

(Hey what does that red button do?)

"You mean this one?"

Deadpool pressed the red button and suddenly he was going faster than normal a bit too fast.

"Who installed this?!"

(Hey I see London! And the estate!)

"Alright now we just got to calmy land beside the Manor and-"

Deadpool crashed far away beside the manor which caught everyone's attention in the Hellsing Manor.

"Walter what was that?"Integra asked.

"I believe that was Mr. Wade arriving here." He responded

We then see Deadpool rising from the flames behind him

"I'm here bitches!" Deadpool said "We're gonna have lots of fun..."

Are you guys excited about this story? This is just the intro for those that haven't read my other story. Anyway hope you guys enjoyed please leave reviews and suggestions on what I could do with the story and add some of your ideas this is DeadpooltheCat, have a good day/night :)'