After submitting stories on dA i thought i'd submit one of my better ones here, and it just happens to be Ulquiorra and Orihime so if you dont like the pairing then fuck off :p

*ahem* Ulquiorra and Orihime belong to Tite Kubo, and so does the rest of bleach and anything having to do with any of that. i just make your fantasies and dreams of pairings come true :)

rated M for later inappropriate content and teh smex...all teh smexy smex... :3
anyways, enjoy. :)

.::UlquiXHime Everything Divides Us::.

Chapter 1

Orihime woke up and stretched her arms, the ivory silky nightgown sliding down them as she lifted them higher, sliding her feet over the edge of the simple but cushy bed she got up exposing herself to the chill sliding in through the metal barred window.

She wrapped her arms around herself and wandered into the quaint little kitchen, which only consisted of a counter, oven, small sink, and one cupboard. She turned the icey nozzle of the sink and let the water run while she grabbed a glass out of the cupboard, tilting the glass under the water it quickly filled to her desire. Yawning, she then took a big gulp of the water, quenching her thirst. She placed the glass on the counter for later and walked to the restroom.

Closing the door behind her she let her the silk just slid down her body, the tub filling up from the quick switch of the nozzle, the hot water gurgling out. She leaned against the counter, the bathroom being small and quaint as like the kitchen, all in there was a counter with a sink atop it, a mirror hovering on the wall just above it, a toilet, and a medium tub, which was currently filling with water. Orihime turned and inspected her fiery hair of her twin in the mirror, her grey eyes falling on the ones reflected back at her. She spent several minutes staring into the grey depths of her own eyes, entranced for some reason, until, she felt a warm feeling encircle her feet. She jumped and realized the tub was overflowing, running over she lost her barrings and slipped falling face-first into the tub.

She let out a high pitched shriek before she connected with the water, this alerted her guardian who wandered in out of curiosity. Walking in just as she splashed into the scalding water he heard it impact the floor with a loud slosh, gurgling followed, then another screech

"OW! hot hot hot hot!" followed by more thrashing and splashing.

Without significant warning he intruded into the bathroom, eyes widening a fraction of an inch at the scene spread before him; Orihime lay on the bathroom floor, which was covered in a film of water, rubbing her legs saying

"Ow"

in a whispered tone, her skin was colored pinker than usual from the boiling she'd gotten from the tub. The emerald eyed guardian made his presence know by clearing his throat.

"Woman, what, may i ask, are you doing?"

Orihime felt her breath hitch as the unexpected voice came from behind her. She turned her head, wide eyed and frightened slightly, and shrieked as she noticed the room was inhabited by someone other than herself.

Fumbling she found her was to her feet, and covered herself as best she could with her hands, it didn't work.

"U-ulquiorra! W-what the hell? Why are you in here?"

He blinked.

"Why? I heard you scream. You have been placed in my charge, I am to protect you from harm. Are you…hurt?"

Orihime felt her face encase in red as he continued to stare at her, his gaze unfaltering. She was at a loss for words, so she hung her mouth open in disbelief. He took a step forward and she jumped in defense, this caused her feet to slide from beneath her once again, she slipped backwards and made a slight splash on the wet tiled floor. Ulquiorra sprung forward in attempt to catch her from falling but due to Orihime's spastic movements got tripped by her flailing feet and toppled on top of her. She let out another ear splitting screech as his weight impacted on her.

Grumbling he found his barrings, placing his hands on something steady. Orihime turned redder, as his face had impacted her chest, only just realizing his mistake as he lifted his head. Her body reacted on it own will, becoming slightly hotter. Ulquiorra felt a slight blush creep across his cheeks as he realized where his face was. He immediately sat up, but his place remained straddling her mistakenly. Orihime gasped inwardly as she felt something poke her upper thigh, she tried her best not to alert Ulquiorra to his reaction, as she thought he probably knew. after a few moments of awkwardness he finally climbed off of her and said coldly

"Be careful next time" and walked out of the room resuming his post outside her door.

Orihime still lay on the ground, her thoughts running wild inside her head

'What happened? he…when he touched me there…i felt something…? and he did too…? well…Ulquiorra is a guy so of course he'd have that kind of reaction if he touched my boobs…but still…ulquiorra….I wonder….'

her thoughts still flipped through her head as she stepped into the tub, now luke warm. She giggled at the stupid scenario in her head.

She imagined Ulquiorra coming into her room at night and doing things to her, it made her blush and giggle, and after a while she started to wish he would, she started to hatch a plan.

After her exceptionally long bath she toweled off and wrapped her hair in a towel turban and slipped on the usual set of arranger clothing she was given. She plopped on the coach and closed her eyes, the one thing she hated about having long hair was that it took longer to dry.

After about 10 minutes of lounging on the coach she got up and shook her hair, rubbing the towel on it vigorously until it was as dry as she could get it with a towel. Picking up the brush from the bathroom sink, Having no trouble slipping this time from the towels lacing the bathroom floor, she began to run the soft bristle brush, she'd gotten from Harribel, through her Bright copper hair.

Finnaly her hair was silky and dry and she was content. She sat on the coach again, just waiting. After a while Ulquiorra brought her meal, it looked more appetizing then usual, She sat at the small table and began to take tiny bite of the meal, Ulquiorra's piercing green gaze unwavering. She had tossed her food out the window in the past, Ulquiorra had discovered this a while ago and now stood watch over her as she ate to make sure it made it to her stomach.

She sighed after she finished the last bite and Ulquiorra picked up the plate. He still stood over her staring at her with a quizzical look in his eyes, pondering something. Orihime stared back, wondering herself.

'is he questioning his reactions earlier like i did? hehehe i bet he is'

she smiled at the thoughts, rousing her plan back into her mind. Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes, then turned and left, mumbling over his shoulder,

"Goodnight, woman"

Orihime stared wide eyed after him and as he shut the door she spoke aloud

"D-did he just say 'Goodnight'? thats the first time he's ever done that! D-did what happened e-earlier affect his feelings toward me somehow?"

she felt her thoughts run frantic in her head once again, these were the most significant things that happened to her today, and it made her wonder if he would do something interesting tomorrow, deciding she would wait, she tucked her plan away into the back of her mind for a while.