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Nsync, Shaggy, TATU, Madonna, and some guy own the songs. Not Me!
ATT: This contains some hilarious funnyness, so read at your own risk. I
changed around SWK a lot, to fit the story, and so what if you don't like
it... NO FLAMES!!!
Summary: Danielle Fishel and Steven Hill bring in Say What? Karaoke to our
favorite school.Hogwarts!!!
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Say What Karaoke: Hogwarts Style
Round 1
Danielle: Hey ya'll!!!
(crowd screams and claps) Danielle: This is Say What? Karaoke in England with a wizarding school named
Hogwarts. Steven: Our judges are Albus Dumbledore for accuracy, Professor Severus Snape for overall performance, with Professor Minerva McGonagall for vocals!!!!
Danielle: Our contestants are Harry Potter from Gryffindor, Draco Malfoy from Slytherin, Hermione Granger from Gryffindor, Professor Remus Lupin, and Lord Voldemort.
Steven: Now we'll play a song and you have to sing it. Harry Potter. you're up first.
(music starts)
Harry: If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't by you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity-y-y
Danielle: Ok, that was Harry Potter.Judges what do you say?
Albus: It was very accurate I say, so I give you Mister Potter a nine.
In Harry's mind: What I am supposed to be his favorite student?!?
Prof. McG: You were very good, Mister Potter, so I'll give you an eight.
In Harry's mind: I'm in her house, how could she!!!!
Prof. Snape: You sucked, Potter, and I don't like you so you get a big fat ZERO!!
In Harry's mind: Well, Duh!!
Harry: O well, who cares. :::walks of stage and turns around::: Oh, and Snape.ever heard of shampoo?? And how about some moisturizer, God, I could take a bath in all that oil. Not that I'd want to, I'd like really ruin my perfect skin!!! ::::takes out a pocket mirror::: Oh. My. God. is that like a.ZIT!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooo!!!!!
Snape: Potter, you are expelled!!!
Harry: Why? I only stated the truth.
Snape: Nu-uh
Harry: Yuh-huh
Snape: Nu-uh
Harry: Yuh-huh
Snape: Nu-uh
Harry: Yuh-huh infinity!!!
Snape: Dang.ok,ok.
Harry: Yay! I win, you lose!! mwahahaha :::hacks up a majorly large hairball:::
(audience screams)
Snape: What are you a cat?
(Harry turns into a large cat and starts attacking Snape, both run off stage)
Danielle: Ooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay.anyways now we have Draco Malfoy from Slytherin.
(music starts)
Draco: Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady-y-y
Steven: man you got in goin on, man! Not that I roll that way, o'course :::looks waaaaaaaay too long at McGonagall:::: anyways.let's hear from the judges. Albus: well, Draco, you were very accurate, but seeing as how you are in Slytherin, I give you a.2.
Prof. McG: well, Mister Malfoy, you were excellent, but you are in Slytherin, so I give you a 4
Prof. Snape: Slytherins Rule!!!! Ahem.sorry..anyways, Draco, I'll give you a ten, just because you aren't Potter, and you're actually quite decent.
Danielle: :::makes googly eyes at Draco::: well up next we have Hermione Granger.
(Music starts)
Hermione: Can you see me now? Can you see me now? Can you see? All this weeping in the air, I can tell we're about to fall through floating forests in the air
Across the rolling open sea
Now I kiss and run through air, Leave the past find nowhere
Floating forests in the air, Clowns all around you-oo-oo
Danielle: That was great, now.Judges?
Albus: Well Done, Well Done. Miss Granger, I shall give you 10, for you knew all the words and you had the right melody.
Prof. McG: Oooooh! Fabulous! Simply Magnificent! I give you a 10, too, Miss Granger
Prof. Snape: Miss Granger for a Gryffindor, you were okay, so I give you.8
Audience: Oh. My. God.
Steven: Well, that was impeccable. Up next we have Prof. Remus Lupin.
(music starts)
Prof. Lupin: I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
You get sprung!
(audience screams)
Danielle: Remus is it?
Lupin: Yes.
Danielle: May I call you Remmie?
Lupin: No
Danielle: Great. Remmie, that was fab-you-lous! Judges?
Albus: Fantastic, Remus, Simple Magnificent. I'll give you a ten, because, indeed, I do like Big Butts and at times I do get sprung.
McG: Remus, that was great. I give you a ten.
Snape: :::is still humming to the music::: Oh, What? Oh.ummm. 10
Steven: Great, up next we have Lord Voldemort!! (Voldie from her on out)
(audience screams)
(music starts)
Voldie: I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie World
It's fantastic
My Boobs are plastic!! (ATT: I don't know if those words are right, but I like them!)
Danielle: ummm. okay. Judges?
Albus: Voldie, I hate you so a big fat ugly ZERO!!
McG: ZERO
Snape: ZERO
Steven: Well that wraps it up for this round.
Danielle: And the scores are Harry Potter with 17 points, Draco Malfoy with 16, Hermione Granger with 28, Remus Lupin with 30, and Voldie with 0.
Steven: Next round we will have Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, and Harry Potter.
Danielle: See you next round!
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That's my fic! Hope ya like. I dedicate this to aliensmile13, read her fics!!
Say What Karaoke: Hogwarts Style
Round 1
Danielle: Hey ya'll!!!
(crowd screams and claps) Danielle: This is Say What? Karaoke in England with a wizarding school named
Hogwarts. Steven: Our judges are Albus Dumbledore for accuracy, Professor Severus Snape for overall performance, with Professor Minerva McGonagall for vocals!!!!
Danielle: Our contestants are Harry Potter from Gryffindor, Draco Malfoy from Slytherin, Hermione Granger from Gryffindor, Professor Remus Lupin, and Lord Voldemort.
Steven: Now we'll play a song and you have to sing it. Harry Potter. you're up first.
(music starts)
Harry: If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't by you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity-y-y
Danielle: Ok, that was Harry Potter.Judges what do you say?
Albus: It was very accurate I say, so I give you Mister Potter a nine.
In Harry's mind: What I am supposed to be his favorite student?!?
Prof. McG: You were very good, Mister Potter, so I'll give you an eight.
In Harry's mind: I'm in her house, how could she!!!!
Prof. Snape: You sucked, Potter, and I don't like you so you get a big fat ZERO!!
In Harry's mind: Well, Duh!!
Harry: O well, who cares. :::walks of stage and turns around::: Oh, and Snape.ever heard of shampoo?? And how about some moisturizer, God, I could take a bath in all that oil. Not that I'd want to, I'd like really ruin my perfect skin!!! ::::takes out a pocket mirror::: Oh. My. God. is that like a.ZIT!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooo!!!!!
Snape: Potter, you are expelled!!!
Harry: Why? I only stated the truth.
Snape: Nu-uh
Harry: Yuh-huh
Snape: Nu-uh
Harry: Yuh-huh
Snape: Nu-uh
Harry: Yuh-huh infinity!!!
Snape: Dang.ok,ok.
Harry: Yay! I win, you lose!! mwahahaha :::hacks up a majorly large hairball:::
(audience screams)
Snape: What are you a cat?
(Harry turns into a large cat and starts attacking Snape, both run off stage)
Danielle: Ooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay.anyways now we have Draco Malfoy from Slytherin.
(music starts)
Draco: Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady-y-y
Steven: man you got in goin on, man! Not that I roll that way, o'course :::looks waaaaaaaay too long at McGonagall:::: anyways.let's hear from the judges. Albus: well, Draco, you were very accurate, but seeing as how you are in Slytherin, I give you a.2.
Prof. McG: well, Mister Malfoy, you were excellent, but you are in Slytherin, so I give you a 4
Prof. Snape: Slytherins Rule!!!! Ahem.sorry..anyways, Draco, I'll give you a ten, just because you aren't Potter, and you're actually quite decent.
Danielle: :::makes googly eyes at Draco::: well up next we have Hermione Granger.
(Music starts)
Hermione: Can you see me now? Can you see me now? Can you see? All this weeping in the air, I can tell we're about to fall through floating forests in the air
Across the rolling open sea
Now I kiss and run through air, Leave the past find nowhere
Floating forests in the air, Clowns all around you-oo-oo
Danielle: That was great, now.Judges?
Albus: Well Done, Well Done. Miss Granger, I shall give you 10, for you knew all the words and you had the right melody.
Prof. McG: Oooooh! Fabulous! Simply Magnificent! I give you a 10, too, Miss Granger
Prof. Snape: Miss Granger for a Gryffindor, you were okay, so I give you.8
Audience: Oh. My. God.
Steven: Well, that was impeccable. Up next we have Prof. Remus Lupin.
(music starts)
Prof. Lupin: I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
You get sprung!
(audience screams)
Danielle: Remus is it?
Lupin: Yes.
Danielle: May I call you Remmie?
Lupin: No
Danielle: Great. Remmie, that was fab-you-lous! Judges?
Albus: Fantastic, Remus, Simple Magnificent. I'll give you a ten, because, indeed, I do like Big Butts and at times I do get sprung.
McG: Remus, that was great. I give you a ten.
Snape: :::is still humming to the music::: Oh, What? Oh.ummm. 10
Steven: Great, up next we have Lord Voldemort!! (Voldie from her on out)
(audience screams)
(music starts)
Voldie: I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie World
It's fantastic
My Boobs are plastic!! (ATT: I don't know if those words are right, but I like them!)
Danielle: ummm. okay. Judges?
Albus: Voldie, I hate you so a big fat ugly ZERO!!
McG: ZERO
Snape: ZERO
Steven: Well that wraps it up for this round.
Danielle: And the scores are Harry Potter with 17 points, Draco Malfoy with 16, Hermione Granger with 28, Remus Lupin with 30, and Voldie with 0.
Steven: Next round we will have Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, and Harry Potter.
Danielle: See you next round!
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That's my fic! Hope ya like. I dedicate this to aliensmile13, read her fics!!