Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters! So there,
anyone who wants to sue me!
Date: AC 199
Setting: Somewhere on Earth
*The G-boys are sitting in a room talking. All of a sudden they are sucked
up through a portal in the ceiling*
Date: May 5, 2001
Setting: A Large Field
*The five gundam pilots fall through a large black hole in the sky*
Quatre: What just happened?
Duo: Dunno, but look, there's somebody up ahead.
*Up ahead there is a blue haired girl working on an iBook*
Wufei:*Walks up to the girl* Who are you and where are we?
*Other four walk up*
Migoto: My name is Migoto-chan and I am the author of this fic. You are in
my story world.
Duo: What??!!
Trowa: How did we get here anyway?
Migoto: Remember that portal you were sucked into?
Quatre: Yeah, but how could you create that?
Migoto: I told you that I'm the author. That means that I control everything
that happens in this story. Just watch this.*Taps some keys*
*Suddenly Wufei is in a pink tutu*
Duo:*Fights back a laughing fit* Wufei...you look ridiculous!*Starts rolling
on the ground with laughter*
Wufei:*Finally realizing what happened* Stupid onna! What have you done
to me?!
Migoto: Where are your manners young man?*Taps some more keys*
*HUGE cream pie falls on top of Wufei*
Wufei: Injustice.
Migoto: Anyone else want to mess with me?
All Five: No.*Sweatdrops all around*
Migoto: Anyway, I was wondering if any of you wanted to be in a crossover
fic I'm writing. It will be like Jeopardy, only with anime characters.
All Five: No.
Migoto: Fine then. You'll draw straws.*Pulls five straws out of her
backpack* Whoever draws the short straw has to be in my fic. If you still
refuse, you won't like the punishment.*Holds out the straws*
*Everyone draws a long straw except Heero*
Migoto: Looks like Heero's our lucky winner.
Heero:*Pulls a gun out of his spandex* Omae o Korosu, Migoto.
Migoto: Oops, how did you get that?*Taps some keys*
*Gun disappears*
Migoto: As your punishment, you have to spend ten minutes locked in this
room.*Opens an invisible door to a dark room*
Heero: You call this punishment?
Migoto: Turn on the light.
Heero:*Turns on light*Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
*Relena is sitting in the room*
Relena: Heeeerooo!!!!! Give me a kiss!
*Heero tries to run but the door slams on him*
Migoto: Trowa, you're going to be in my fic. You have no choice. But
anyway, I'm getting bored. Why don't you all go listen to music or
something.*Taps some keys and a huge stereo system appears, complete
with a 10,000 CD changer*
Duo: Let's sing karaoke!*Karaoke machine appears*
Migoto: How did you do that?
Duo:*Already starting to sing "It Makes Me Ill" by N'sync* It makes me ill
cause she used to be my girl…
Wufei: Making me listen to this is injustice. He can't sing!
*There is the sound of a door being opened*
Heero:*Runs up and takes Migoto's laptop* Come on, let's get out of
here.*Taps some keys and Migoto falls into a hole in the ground. Taps some
more keys and a portal opens*
Migoto: Help, please!
Quatre: Shouldn't we help her?
Wufei: Save that stupid onna, are you kidding?
Quatre: Alright.
*The G-boys disappear through the portal right before it closes*
*Another portal opens and a dark man walks in. He pulls Migoto out of the
hole*
Man: Migoto, I told you you shouldn't be writing these crazy fics. One of
these days you're going to get yourself hurt.
Migoto: Sush, Tansei. You written worse fics than this.
*Both walk through the portal back into the real world*
The End
anyone who wants to sue me!
Date: AC 199
Setting: Somewhere on Earth
*The G-boys are sitting in a room talking. All of a sudden they are sucked
up through a portal in the ceiling*
Date: May 5, 2001
Setting: A Large Field
*The five gundam pilots fall through a large black hole in the sky*
Quatre: What just happened?
Duo: Dunno, but look, there's somebody up ahead.
*Up ahead there is a blue haired girl working on an iBook*
Wufei:*Walks up to the girl* Who are you and where are we?
*Other four walk up*
Migoto: My name is Migoto-chan and I am the author of this fic. You are in
my story world.
Duo: What??!!
Trowa: How did we get here anyway?
Migoto: Remember that portal you were sucked into?
Quatre: Yeah, but how could you create that?
Migoto: I told you that I'm the author. That means that I control everything
that happens in this story. Just watch this.*Taps some keys*
*Suddenly Wufei is in a pink tutu*
Duo:*Fights back a laughing fit* Wufei...you look ridiculous!*Starts rolling
on the ground with laughter*
Wufei:*Finally realizing what happened* Stupid onna! What have you done
to me?!
Migoto: Where are your manners young man?*Taps some more keys*
*HUGE cream pie falls on top of Wufei*
Wufei: Injustice.
Migoto: Anyone else want to mess with me?
All Five: No.*Sweatdrops all around*
Migoto: Anyway, I was wondering if any of you wanted to be in a crossover
fic I'm writing. It will be like Jeopardy, only with anime characters.
All Five: No.
Migoto: Fine then. You'll draw straws.*Pulls five straws out of her
backpack* Whoever draws the short straw has to be in my fic. If you still
refuse, you won't like the punishment.*Holds out the straws*
*Everyone draws a long straw except Heero*
Migoto: Looks like Heero's our lucky winner.
Heero:*Pulls a gun out of his spandex* Omae o Korosu, Migoto.
Migoto: Oops, how did you get that?*Taps some keys*
*Gun disappears*
Migoto: As your punishment, you have to spend ten minutes locked in this
room.*Opens an invisible door to a dark room*
Heero: You call this punishment?
Migoto: Turn on the light.
Heero:*Turns on light*Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
*Relena is sitting in the room*
Relena: Heeeerooo!!!!! Give me a kiss!
*Heero tries to run but the door slams on him*
Migoto: Trowa, you're going to be in my fic. You have no choice. But
anyway, I'm getting bored. Why don't you all go listen to music or
something.*Taps some keys and a huge stereo system appears, complete
with a 10,000 CD changer*
Duo: Let's sing karaoke!*Karaoke machine appears*
Migoto: How did you do that?
Duo:*Already starting to sing "It Makes Me Ill" by N'sync* It makes me ill
cause she used to be my girl…
Wufei: Making me listen to this is injustice. He can't sing!
*There is the sound of a door being opened*
Heero:*Runs up and takes Migoto's laptop* Come on, let's get out of
here.*Taps some keys and Migoto falls into a hole in the ground. Taps some
more keys and a portal opens*
Migoto: Help, please!
Quatre: Shouldn't we help her?
Wufei: Save that stupid onna, are you kidding?
Quatre: Alright.
*The G-boys disappear through the portal right before it closes*
*Another portal opens and a dark man walks in. He pulls Migoto out of the
hole*
Man: Migoto, I told you you shouldn't be writing these crazy fics. One of
these days you're going to get yourself hurt.
Migoto: Sush, Tansei. You written worse fics than this.
*Both walk through the portal back into the real world*
The End