D'Artagnan has a "bad hair day".
I don't own "The Musketeers. Nevertheless I would take them, bad hair or not ...
"Good god, D'Artagnan, what happened to your hair?"
"I got a haircut. Don't you like it?"
"And who did it? The butcher?"
"No, Aramis, Constance did it."
"Oh, I see, sorry, aahhm ... Porthos, help me out here?!"
"What 'Mis is trying to say: Lovely Constance is a brilliant seamstress, she's great with a needle and threat, but maybe she should keep her scissors away from human hair?"
"Well, I like it. It doesn't dangle in front of my eyes anymore."
"No, now it doesn't dangle anywhere 'cause there isn't much left to dangle..."
"It will grow again. And I'm thankful Constance tried."
"Ah, Athos, what do you think of D'Artagnan's hair?"
"It's shorter."
"That was diplomatic…"
"Your ears will freeze, pup."
"It's summer, Porthos."
"Your neck will get sunburnt."
"Thanks for your concern, Aramis. I'm sure I'm old enough to sort out the weather issues."
(Later that day)
"What did we tell you about getting sunburnt, whelp?"
"Ok, I learned my lesson, next time I will listen to you."
"And what exactly did you learn?"
"Don't ask your girlfriend for a haircut?"
"No, you desperately need a hat, whelp!"