Chapter one- Mama Mia
"Arrghh!" the woman screamed. Sweat poured down her face, causing her bright red hair to stick to her skin. She grabbed onto the closet thing that she could get to, and unfortunately, that was her husband. "Minato, you bastard!" she shouted and the blonde nervously chuckled, as his wife's hand dug into his white coat. The medic Nin tried to calm her down, tried to tell her to push, but she snarled at them.
"Kushina-chan" he started and fierce brown eyes immobilized him. "Anata" he said with a smile on his face as he took her hands into his. The medics nodded, urging him to continue. "Calm down, alright?" he asked. She pulled away from him and pulled him by the jacket.
"Calm down? Calm down?!" she howled and she shook him like a rag doll, while the medics tried to pull her away from him.
"Kushina!" he squeaked, more afraid of the woman than any enemy shinobi he ever faced in battle.
"You're the one who did this to me! I'm going to kill you!" she roared and all the color drained from his face. Luckily, a rather harsh contraction saved him from her wrath.
"Push, Namikaze-sama" one of them said, and she screamed, as she did as she was told. "You're almost there. I can see the head" the woman added.
"Really?" Minato asked, and he made the mistake of looking. "Kami" he whispered before he fell to the ground with a loud *thud*.
"Shit! Hokage-sama fainted!" someone shouted, watching as the revered Yondaime twitched and foamed at the mouth.
"Minato, you bastard!" Kushina screamed.
Author's notes: Hahahaha! Somehow, for some strange reason, this popped up in my mind, and I thought, "Hey, I should post this", and viola! Here it is.
The great Yondaime defeated by the beauty of childbirth...*smirks* I'm evil...