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D'Void held his ears tightly while his two ever present, annoying as hell, impossibly terrible baby-thing Null Guardian Sues scream-sobbed in their baby crib which they had in the Null Void. Like they always did.
"Holy shit, WOMAN, get over here and take care of your hellspawn!" he shouted for his original Sue who was now their mother. Because if there's one thing Sues do more frequently than exist for no other reason than to fuck up everything and be annoying, it's breed more of themselves. He ran outside. He didn't see her. "Hey, Sobby-Boo! Where are you?"
He jumped on another Null Guardian. He rode it around aimlessly for hours until he spotted Helen and Manny.
"Hey, it's Red and Blue. Wonder what they're doing. Hope they weren't messing around with my Mommy!Sue." He clenched his fist and shook it threateningly. "If there's one thing I can't stand, besides my own perpetual humiliation in stories like these and the parodies which spawn from them, it's some asshole touching MY Mary Sues!"
But they did. They had murdered his previous Mommy!Sue in cold blood.
He screamed with a terrible vengeance. He got his Null Guardian to kill them back really hard until they died. Then he went home. He cuddle-wuddled his precious baby Sues. Now he was the mommy.
"I can feel my nipples lactating," D'Void said. Happy tears streamed down his blocky chin. "Happy, happy, joy, joy!"
Milk began to shoot out of his man-mommy nipples with the force of his exuberant joy. The baby-freaks lapped it up frantically while scream-sobbing. This made D'Void sob. They all sobbed endlessly, and loudly.
All was well. Except it wasn't.
But we'll pretend it was.
The End