I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. If anyone gets that reference in the title...I'll owe you a Coke. I believe it's very obscure.
D'Void was laying in bed, staring at the wall, smiling for no apparent reason. Until his shrieking blobs of awfulness started scream-sobbing again. He jumped up and rushed to their cribside.
"My precious babies! I'll do anything for you," he cooed at them. "It's like you have some horrible power over me and all lifeforms within the Null Void."
He tried to recall a time when things were different. He couldn't. His memories had faded away long ago, like his dignity.
The puking, farting, screaming, sobbing things in the crib continued to make their horridly endless noise. D'Void picked them up and gave them huggies. They still cried. He changed their diapers. They still sobbed. He fed them cake. They puked it up in his face while crying.
Helen and Manny showed up to move the nearly nonexistent plot along. They saw D'Void dead on the floor when they entered the room. The baby freaks were chewing on his legs while sobbing. They made awful noises that caused the pair of Helpers to cringe in disgust.
Helen covered her eyes. "We picked a wrong time to show up, didn't we?"
"Yeah," Manny said.
Since no one was left to worship the freak Sues and provide them with the constant OOC attention they craved, Manny and Helen became the newest unfortunate victims.
They stripped to their underwear while sobbing hysterically and began to dance around while feeding the shrieking monster babies triple chocolate brownies.
"PLEASE, KILL US!" they both sobbed with the last of their dwindling lucidity.
The End