Where is my Sitar
By Genisgirl
Poor Demyx, he's lost his sitar, where could it be, this is a oneshot about what happened when he went to look for it! Warning, some crossover with Paranoia Agent, and a confused and drunk Miss Yukari will be seen walking around. If I owned Kingdom Hearts, I would be loaded with cash, and I wouldn't be writing this.
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it was a not so beautiful at castile Oblivion, for once again, Demyx, having a scattered brain, lost his Sitar. Xemnas shook his head in disgust, and sighed.
"This is the ninth time this week, what the worlds is wrong with you, don't you keep anything you own organized?" he scolded. Demyx looked at him.
"Ugh, repeat her question?" he said. Xemnas whacked him over the head. Then he walked off mumbling about incompetence or something like that. Demyx rubbed his head, and stared his way. He may not have a heart; the thoughts of revenge required no emotions. Just the time, and now he had a sitar to look for.
His search began in his room. Not much was in it, just a bed, a desk with letters from fangirls, hate letters from male Kingdom Hearts fanboys who don't like that all the girls art attracted to him. (Or any other KH bishie) a dresser, a closet, and some posters of dudes playing guitars. First he open3ed his closet, and what he found astounded him…
A drunk girl with long messy back hair and a POed look on her face.
"HEY, MAN, GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!" Miss Yukari yelled.
"Your in my closet, what are you talking about. You get out!"
"Uu, fine, baka!" eh got up and staggered into Roxas.
"Ugh, dude, why is there a drunk anime teacher in your room" Roxas asked.
"Dunno, I fund her in my closet. Maybe she stumbled in here; can we get rid of her now?" Just then, a huge dragon came, and swallowed her up.
"Thanks, Bahamut, owe ya one."
Later on, after searching his room for an hour, he decided to roam the hallways, in hopes that he may have dropped it. Man that would be a pain in the ass cos there must have been an ass load of halls! Unfortunately, he passed by Xaldin was practicing his singing.
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world!" he sang, breaking the sound barrier, six times over.
"Holy stinking Kingdom Hearts! Is it noon already! God, shut up!" Demyx yelled, but to no avail as to sound louder then Xaldin. So he ran as fast as his legs could carry him. After an hour of running he was finally free of the horrid noise Xaldin called his voice.
'Man, this bites, hw am I supposed to find my Sitar at this rate. The sound of metal scraping angst the marble of the walls was heard, and soon the sound of roller blades. Demyx felt no fear for he had no heart. It was closer now, and a shadow was half way over Demyx. And something hit him over the head.
"Ochowchowch! Hey who…" he began but he silenced when he saw a stunned Lil Slugger.
"You should be knocked out…why?"
"Ummm, this is Kingdom Hearts, dude, why are you here?"
"I found this." Lil Slugger said, holding up Demyx's Sitar.
"Yay, where was it?"
"In your closet, under Miss Yukari."
"Oh, figures…"
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end…
So, how was it, not bad for my second Kingdom Hearts fic, huh? R&R.