Anime soufflé!
Featuring Video games Too.
After incredible battles with my writers block that involved all kinds of explosions and a few casualties I've finally. lost miserably so instead of carrying on with my murder tale. (hopefully coming soon to the fanfiction.net Zoids section) and giving up on any other ideas I've decided to take a vacation. Which is kinda how this got started. After my first story no one probably thought I'd even be able to write a comedy cause the first one sucked so much. So here we go.
^______________________________________________________________________^ (Nah, really, I just don't know)
A small plane soars through the blue skies. Then it begins shaking uncontrollably. Immediately after that it does a loop de loop followed by a couple of corkscrews. Then as smoke starts pouring out of it, it plummets headfirst into the ground of a tropical island.
Inside plane: "I told you, you can't fly the plane!!!" "Aw, but I had to" "Please passengers do not panic, though the plane is being flown by a hyperactive teenager with possible ADHD, there is no cause to worry" "Hey, guys watch this!" "NO! DON'T" "WWAHHHHHH!!!"
As the plane picks up speed and plummets even faster towards the ground.
"Look at this, we're all gonna die now! You idiot!!!" "WWEEEEE! I should've tried this years ago!!" "Stewardess! Since we're gonna die, I just- C'MERE YOU!" "Ohhhh, CAPTAIN!!!" "Eww, I definitely didn't need to see that!" "Stewardess, there's one parachute, maybe we can make it!" "Its too late captain!" (wet noises) "YA-HOOO!"
The plan's about 1000 feet away from the ground, 500
200
100
70
50
30
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BOING! The plane hits the ground goes in then bounces back out (ya know, kinda like in the Matrix when Neo was tryin to jump the building) It rights itself in midair then lands on its belly.
"Passengers we've arrived at Island Island, with continuing service to somewhere else, we believe that one of you will be disembarking. GET OVER HERE YOU PUNK!" "HEY, GET THE HELL OFF ME!"
The door opens and someone is thrown out along with a bright red suitcase. The person in question is a teenager wearing camo pants and a bright red shirt with red eyes, and red hair. His name would be Bloody Phoenix.
Phoenix: That's the last time I fly with you guys! Sheesh, just cause I wanted to fly the plane!
The plane, not having extracted its landing gear scrape sits way along the grassy runway and somehow takes to the skies, with smoke still trailing out of the back, it doesn't get far before it plummets into the ocean and everyone dies.
Phoenix: *grinning joyfully* Well, glad I made the ground bouncy just in time! Hooray for Author Powers! Down to business. *looks around* Hello? Hellooooooo? Anyone there? Echooooooo? Damn, not even an echo.
A few hours later.
Phoenix: Still no one. *looks into the sky* THIS PLACE IS A DESERT!!! (Desert! Desert! Desert!) Hey my echo! Glad you made it!
A few hours later after the caffeine's worn off.
Phoenix: Well this is awfully boring this vacation sucks! Too bad there's no one else on this island. I wish I had author-like powers in which I could grant all my wishes just cause I'm writing this story.
Wait for it. It'll sink in any moment. Okay, just a bit longer. Any moment now. I'm sure he'll get it.
Phoenix: OF COURSE! I do have author powers, well in that case I'll just bring over a few friends from animes and video games!
***
In the midst of Hyrule.
Ganondorf: Ha ha! This time you won't beat me Link! Though I'm not really sure why. Probably the boots. YES! My new boots that I got from Rack Room Shoes!
Link: HUUT!
Zelda: Oh my!
All of a sudden. ZAP! All three disappear in a blinding light.
***
Somewhere in a desert.
Bit: ITS JUST ONE LOUSY DONUT!
Leena: THAT WAS MY LAST ONE BIT!!!
Bit: AAAHHHHHH! NO! HAVE MERCY!
Doc: At it again.
Jamie: Will you shut up!? You're always the same, you make too many casual observations! Why!? We're quite aware that they're at it again! You don't have to point it out to us! What in the hell's your problem!
Brad: Calm down, you've been workin too hard, take a break.
Jamie: YOU SHUT UP! You think you're so smooth and cool, don't ya! Well just shut up and leave me alone!!!
Then. ZAP! The five disappear.
***
In a really big stadium.
Demon: KILL THE HUMANS!
Yusuke: SHUT UP!
Kuabara: YEAH!
Yusuke: Shut up sidekick!
Kuabara: Hey!
Hiei (spelling?): *Unleashes dark dragon* SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!! *quietly walks away while surviving crowd catches breath.*
Kurama: I believe we should take this moment to-
Yusuke: Why do you always talk like that?
Kurama: Like what?
Yusuke: Like a complete sissy?
Kurama: *turns into yoko-kurama* (I know he needs the idun box but who cares) IS THIS A SISSY?
Yusuke: N-no I was just kidding.
Kaiko: Yusuke, you're such an idiot.
Yususke: You're just mad cause I won't-
Kaiko: Yusuke!! You bastard!
Boton: Now Kaiko, there's no need for that!
Kaiko: Shut up you blue-haired slut!
Boton: All right, bring it on!
Yusuke: -with you.
Puu: Puuuu.
Kuabara: Hey, Puu's right ya know.
Puu: *raises ears* Puu! Puu-puu puupity puu! Puu puu puu-puu puu puu puu!
Kurama: Very wise words Puu.
Hiei: Yeah we really shouldn't argue!
All: Puu, you're so smart!
Puu: *blushing* Puu!
Then, the four fighters, Kaiko, Boton, and Puu all vanish with a ZAP!
Kouwinma (spelling?!?!?!): HEY! Why doesn't the ruler of Spiritworld get to ZAP! I WANNA ZAP!
Ogre: Sir, you're far too young!
Kouwinma: THAT'S IT YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!
Ogre: OW OW OW!
***
Inside a Gustav:
Moonbay: I am aaa-
Van: SHUT UP!
ZAP! You know what happened!
***
In a really big ship.
Fox: IS there something wrong with Peppy?
Peppy: ckq fqck hhh!
Slippy: Oh no! Another heart attack/stroke/asthma attack/back pain/heartburn!
Rob: Allow me. *goes over and whacks Peppy on the chest* Get up oldster!
Peppy: AH! UH! AHH!
Slippy: Ya gotta take your medication more often!
Peppy: Thanks grandpa!
Slippy: Whatever.
Krystal: Which is worse his long-term or short-term memory.
Slippy: Hard to tell, you didn't really mean that question, it was just a way for you to prove your existence as the audience is currently in doubt of it.
Krystal: Shut up wart-face.
Falco: I'm here too, just so ya know!
ZAP!
***
In a place:
Dommon: Cheers!
Rain: Oh Dommon, that's your tenth glass!
Dommon: Hiccup! Oh! Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care!
Allenby: Argo, you'll have to slap it out of him again!
Argo: *cracks knuckles*
Sci-scici (splg?): No way bro! It goes like: Jimmy's on crack and he won't share!
George: That's inappropriate!
Chibodee: Not where I come from.
ZAP!
***
In a CNN news studio:
Larry King: So how long have you?
ZAP!
Hillary Clinton stares for a while. Hillary: Well I suppose that means its time to promote my new book! Hi do you want to know more about me then should be aloud by law? Buy my book it's almost as popular as JK Rowlings Harry Potter 5! URGH! DAMN YOU POTTER!
***
Wait for the next chapter fool!
Featuring Video games Too.
After incredible battles with my writers block that involved all kinds of explosions and a few casualties I've finally. lost miserably so instead of carrying on with my murder tale. (hopefully coming soon to the fanfiction.net Zoids section) and giving up on any other ideas I've decided to take a vacation. Which is kinda how this got started. After my first story no one probably thought I'd even be able to write a comedy cause the first one sucked so much. So here we go.
^______________________________________________________________________^ (Nah, really, I just don't know)
A small plane soars through the blue skies. Then it begins shaking uncontrollably. Immediately after that it does a loop de loop followed by a couple of corkscrews. Then as smoke starts pouring out of it, it plummets headfirst into the ground of a tropical island.
Inside plane: "I told you, you can't fly the plane!!!" "Aw, but I had to" "Please passengers do not panic, though the plane is being flown by a hyperactive teenager with possible ADHD, there is no cause to worry" "Hey, guys watch this!" "NO! DON'T" "WWAHHHHHH!!!"
As the plane picks up speed and plummets even faster towards the ground.
"Look at this, we're all gonna die now! You idiot!!!" "WWEEEEE! I should've tried this years ago!!" "Stewardess! Since we're gonna die, I just- C'MERE YOU!" "Ohhhh, CAPTAIN!!!" "Eww, I definitely didn't need to see that!" "Stewardess, there's one parachute, maybe we can make it!" "Its too late captain!" (wet noises) "YA-HOOO!"
The plan's about 1000 feet away from the ground, 500
200
100
70
50
30
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
BOING! The plane hits the ground goes in then bounces back out (ya know, kinda like in the Matrix when Neo was tryin to jump the building) It rights itself in midair then lands on its belly.
"Passengers we've arrived at Island Island, with continuing service to somewhere else, we believe that one of you will be disembarking. GET OVER HERE YOU PUNK!" "HEY, GET THE HELL OFF ME!"
The door opens and someone is thrown out along with a bright red suitcase. The person in question is a teenager wearing camo pants and a bright red shirt with red eyes, and red hair. His name would be Bloody Phoenix.
Phoenix: That's the last time I fly with you guys! Sheesh, just cause I wanted to fly the plane!
The plane, not having extracted its landing gear scrape sits way along the grassy runway and somehow takes to the skies, with smoke still trailing out of the back, it doesn't get far before it plummets into the ocean and everyone dies.
Phoenix: *grinning joyfully* Well, glad I made the ground bouncy just in time! Hooray for Author Powers! Down to business. *looks around* Hello? Hellooooooo? Anyone there? Echooooooo? Damn, not even an echo.
A few hours later.
Phoenix: Still no one. *looks into the sky* THIS PLACE IS A DESERT!!! (Desert! Desert! Desert!) Hey my echo! Glad you made it!
A few hours later after the caffeine's worn off.
Phoenix: Well this is awfully boring this vacation sucks! Too bad there's no one else on this island. I wish I had author-like powers in which I could grant all my wishes just cause I'm writing this story.
Wait for it. It'll sink in any moment. Okay, just a bit longer. Any moment now. I'm sure he'll get it.
Phoenix: OF COURSE! I do have author powers, well in that case I'll just bring over a few friends from animes and video games!
***
In the midst of Hyrule.
Ganondorf: Ha ha! This time you won't beat me Link! Though I'm not really sure why. Probably the boots. YES! My new boots that I got from Rack Room Shoes!
Link: HUUT!
Zelda: Oh my!
All of a sudden. ZAP! All three disappear in a blinding light.
***
Somewhere in a desert.
Bit: ITS JUST ONE LOUSY DONUT!
Leena: THAT WAS MY LAST ONE BIT!!!
Bit: AAAHHHHHH! NO! HAVE MERCY!
Doc: At it again.
Jamie: Will you shut up!? You're always the same, you make too many casual observations! Why!? We're quite aware that they're at it again! You don't have to point it out to us! What in the hell's your problem!
Brad: Calm down, you've been workin too hard, take a break.
Jamie: YOU SHUT UP! You think you're so smooth and cool, don't ya! Well just shut up and leave me alone!!!
Then. ZAP! The five disappear.
***
In a really big stadium.
Demon: KILL THE HUMANS!
Yusuke: SHUT UP!
Kuabara: YEAH!
Yusuke: Shut up sidekick!
Kuabara: Hey!
Hiei (spelling?): *Unleashes dark dragon* SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!! *quietly walks away while surviving crowd catches breath.*
Kurama: I believe we should take this moment to-
Yusuke: Why do you always talk like that?
Kurama: Like what?
Yusuke: Like a complete sissy?
Kurama: *turns into yoko-kurama* (I know he needs the idun box but who cares) IS THIS A SISSY?
Yusuke: N-no I was just kidding.
Kaiko: Yusuke, you're such an idiot.
Yususke: You're just mad cause I won't-
Kaiko: Yusuke!! You bastard!
Boton: Now Kaiko, there's no need for that!
Kaiko: Shut up you blue-haired slut!
Boton: All right, bring it on!
Yusuke: -with you.
Puu: Puuuu.
Kuabara: Hey, Puu's right ya know.
Puu: *raises ears* Puu! Puu-puu puupity puu! Puu puu puu-puu puu puu puu!
Kurama: Very wise words Puu.
Hiei: Yeah we really shouldn't argue!
All: Puu, you're so smart!
Puu: *blushing* Puu!
Then, the four fighters, Kaiko, Boton, and Puu all vanish with a ZAP!
Kouwinma (spelling?!?!?!): HEY! Why doesn't the ruler of Spiritworld get to ZAP! I WANNA ZAP!
Ogre: Sir, you're far too young!
Kouwinma: THAT'S IT YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!
Ogre: OW OW OW!
***
Inside a Gustav:
Moonbay: I am aaa-
Van: SHUT UP!
ZAP! You know what happened!
***
In a really big ship.
Fox: IS there something wrong with Peppy?
Peppy: ckq fqck hhh!
Slippy: Oh no! Another heart attack/stroke/asthma attack/back pain/heartburn!
Rob: Allow me. *goes over and whacks Peppy on the chest* Get up oldster!
Peppy: AH! UH! AHH!
Slippy: Ya gotta take your medication more often!
Peppy: Thanks grandpa!
Slippy: Whatever.
Krystal: Which is worse his long-term or short-term memory.
Slippy: Hard to tell, you didn't really mean that question, it was just a way for you to prove your existence as the audience is currently in doubt of it.
Krystal: Shut up wart-face.
Falco: I'm here too, just so ya know!
ZAP!
***
In a place:
Dommon: Cheers!
Rain: Oh Dommon, that's your tenth glass!
Dommon: Hiccup! Oh! Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care!
Allenby: Argo, you'll have to slap it out of him again!
Argo: *cracks knuckles*
Sci-scici (splg?): No way bro! It goes like: Jimmy's on crack and he won't share!
George: That's inappropriate!
Chibodee: Not where I come from.
ZAP!
***
In a CNN news studio:
Larry King: So how long have you?
ZAP!
Hillary Clinton stares for a while. Hillary: Well I suppose that means its time to promote my new book! Hi do you want to know more about me then should be aloud by law? Buy my book it's almost as popular as JK Rowlings Harry Potter 5! URGH! DAMN YOU POTTER!
***
Wait for the next chapter fool!