Desert Sands
Chapter 1
The breeze made the trees move silently.
Lifting the leaves to nearby bodies, and amongst those bodies was one called Malik Ishtar.
Malik was out for one of his 'nightly tour of the city' walks.
Either that or he was drunk or had too much sugar for his and
everybody else's good. But anyways, he was out walking in the cold
night, wearing an extremely scary grin. Beside him, Ra forbid was
his Yami, Mariku, or just Marik (oh the chaos that will come of
this).
What was strange was that Malik, who supposedly hated his Yami, yet
here he was, walking hand in hand with him, wearing that really
scary grin....
Marik was wearing an equally, or even more, scary grin. And that my
friends have sent many squirrels ( Marik's hated enemies) and people
running because those two NOT in an
I-will-destroy-you-and-I-don't-give-a-f*cking-damn-about-the-law
attitude was just plain disturbing
The reason for these disturbing grins, was that Bakura, Ryou
Bakura's Yami, was going to... well only they knew and so instead of
being drunk or on sugar or going on the 'nightly tour of the city'
walk on this lovely night; they where going to Bakura's house.
Probably to see him screw up really, but screw up what exactly,
well.... you'll have to wait to see.
"So you think Bakura asked yet?" Marik asked his grinning and
sadistically insane counterpart. His smile (which was dubbed by
Bakura as the Evil Smile of
Insanity-to-come-for-whichever-poor-soul) widened and looked to be
on the verge of letting out an Evil Cackle of Doom (also named by
Bakura, who is quite the expert on these things).
Malik snickered and said, "Nah, he's probably still trying to talk
without stammering!" then his smile became one of pure bliss and
added, "Ah, that mental image was …."
"Hysterically hilarious?" Marik supplied.
Malik gapped at him for a total of 2 minutes and 44.45 seconds
before saying with great surprise at his Yami's sudden show of
intelligence, "Holy Ra Marik! Did you eat my dictionary or
something?"
And then Marik looked at Malik with equal amounts of shock on his
face and said, "You own a DICTIONARY?!!"
"Shut up! *I* may not ow
Malik gaped at him for a total of 44.45 seconds, before saying with great surprise at his Yami's sudden show of intelligence, "Holy Ra Marik! Did you eat my dictionary or something?"
And then Marik looked at Malik with equal amounts of shock on face and said, "you own a DICTIONARY?!".
"Shut up *i* may not own a dictionary, but Isis definitely does and she *will* kill us if you touched her stuff" Malik growled, whacking (Wolfie: i luv this word!) Marik on his head.
Marik blinked then glared, "listen, Isis is *your* sister, not mine, i may call her it, but she's yours, s you'll get the blame, so HA!".
Malik smirked and said, "oh yes, lets all give an applause for that brilliant show of immaturity!".
Marik just grinned at blew a raspberry at his other.
Malik suddenly looked distressed, "What time is it?" he asked his Yami, (Angel: can he tell the time?) "8:30..." he replied.
"OH SHIT!!! WE'RE LATE!!" and with that they ran top speed to Bakura's.
Now, if we were to go to Bakura's, we would see he was standing in front of Ryou, stammering, while Ryou stared with a puzzled expression at his Yami and lover.
"You wanted to ask something?" Ryou asked smiling gently at his Yami, tilting his head in a vert adorable manor.
"Um... Well... um... yeah, i did.... er i do.... will" Bakura stammered, blushing until he looked like some sort of deranged white haired tomato. (Wolfie- hehe, sorry i couldn't help it, i *had* to add that in!).
And at that exact moment, Marik blew up the door and burst in on the other two, with Malik trailing after him.
Malik sighed, rolling his eyes, and said, "why couldn't you just knock?".
"Because," Marik said in a tone as if explaining something incredibly simple simple to a small child, "He would have known it was us and not opened the door" Marik retorted.
The two of them glared at each other for a moment before looking at the two astonished people in front of them and bursting out laughing, which was stopped only when Bakura whacked them both while looking pissed. Ryou on the other hand, was looking very impatient and confused at his friend's antics.
"Um.... what's going on?" he asked timidly with a bit of impatience, looking at his nut-so friend and his Yami.
Malik looked shocked at the question, "you haven't asked yet?!" he asked Bakura in mock disbelief.
Bakura turned a bright shade of red and sent a murderous glare at the laughing duo, all the while muttering something about disemboweling certain blonde Egyptians with a dull knife. ( Wolfie- ::snickers:: yes, i wrote this part, aren't i imaginative?)
"Ask what?" Ryou demanded, becoming more impatient.
"Bakura was gonna .." Marik started, but the rest was lost, cause Malik had clamped a hand over his mouth.
Ryou pouted cutely, and turned to Bakura, "BAKURA!! Tell me what is going on!!".
Bakura, still blushing slightly, dropped to his knee and blurted out, "willyoumaryyme?".
Ryou gaped at him before launching himself at his Yami and kissing him passionately, while Malik and Marik watched with maniacal grins on their faces.
Breaking from the kiss, Bakura said in a breathless and dazed voice, "Does that mean 'yes?'".
Ryou giggled and nodded.
Malik let out a whoop and turned to Malik, "come on O crazed one, lets go find Neku chan, Kanashii".
Bakura and Ryou looked at the two hyperactive teens and asked, "who?".
Marik grinned widely and said, "Their going to help plan the wedding".
The both of them, grinning in a very scary fashion, tore off, leaving a very blown up door, to find the mentioned above, Neck chan and Kanashii.
Bakura looked after them and said thoughtfully, "Ra help us, i fear for our sanity...".
Ryou then said looking slightly disturbed, "maybe we should just elope..."
Wolfie- Muwhahahaha fear for OUR SANITY!!!!!!!!!! You'll be finding
out who Neku-chan and Kanashii are in the next chapter which WILL be longer (I hope)! ::snickers::
oh the chaos that will come of this!
Wolfie- Also I'd like to note that me and Angel worked on this first
chap together by IM and e-mail because we both live in different
countries, well continents really so we'd really appreciate it if
you pple would be kind enough to leave us a review, thanx! ^_~
Angel- *giggles* yeah, please review! Also, i have changed my FF.net
name. Give one guess what is! *grins*. OK, i'm done, i'll start
random things cos i'm hyper, and i now gotta do homework. *sighs*.
Please, do as wolfie said and REVIEW!!!!
and sorry for the screwy format!!! my fault, the next chappie should be better!!!
Chapter 1
The breeze made the trees move silently.
Lifting the leaves to nearby bodies, and amongst those bodies was one called Malik Ishtar.
Malik was out for one of his 'nightly tour of the city' walks.
Either that or he was drunk or had too much sugar for his and
everybody else's good. But anyways, he was out walking in the cold
night, wearing an extremely scary grin. Beside him, Ra forbid was
his Yami, Mariku, or just Marik (oh the chaos that will come of
this).
What was strange was that Malik, who supposedly hated his Yami, yet
here he was, walking hand in hand with him, wearing that really
scary grin....
Marik was wearing an equally, or even more, scary grin. And that my
friends have sent many squirrels ( Marik's hated enemies) and people
running because those two NOT in an
I-will-destroy-you-and-I-don't-give-a-f*cking-damn-about-the-law
attitude was just plain disturbing
The reason for these disturbing grins, was that Bakura, Ryou
Bakura's Yami, was going to... well only they knew and so instead of
being drunk or on sugar or going on the 'nightly tour of the city'
walk on this lovely night; they where going to Bakura's house.
Probably to see him screw up really, but screw up what exactly,
well.... you'll have to wait to see.
"So you think Bakura asked yet?" Marik asked his grinning and
sadistically insane counterpart. His smile (which was dubbed by
Bakura as the Evil Smile of
Insanity-to-come-for-whichever-poor-soul) widened and looked to be
on the verge of letting out an Evil Cackle of Doom (also named by
Bakura, who is quite the expert on these things).
Malik snickered and said, "Nah, he's probably still trying to talk
without stammering!" then his smile became one of pure bliss and
added, "Ah, that mental image was …."
"Hysterically hilarious?" Marik supplied.
Malik gapped at him for a total of 2 minutes and 44.45 seconds
before saying with great surprise at his Yami's sudden show of
intelligence, "Holy Ra Marik! Did you eat my dictionary or
something?"
And then Marik looked at Malik with equal amounts of shock on his
face and said, "You own a DICTIONARY?!!"
"Shut up! *I* may not ow
Malik gaped at him for a total of 44.45 seconds, before saying with great surprise at his Yami's sudden show of intelligence, "Holy Ra Marik! Did you eat my dictionary or something?"
And then Marik looked at Malik with equal amounts of shock on face and said, "you own a DICTIONARY?!".
"Shut up *i* may not own a dictionary, but Isis definitely does and she *will* kill us if you touched her stuff" Malik growled, whacking (Wolfie: i luv this word!) Marik on his head.
Marik blinked then glared, "listen, Isis is *your* sister, not mine, i may call her it, but she's yours, s you'll get the blame, so HA!".
Malik smirked and said, "oh yes, lets all give an applause for that brilliant show of immaturity!".
Marik just grinned at blew a raspberry at his other.
Malik suddenly looked distressed, "What time is it?" he asked his Yami, (Angel: can he tell the time?) "8:30..." he replied.
"OH SHIT!!! WE'RE LATE!!" and with that they ran top speed to Bakura's.
Now, if we were to go to Bakura's, we would see he was standing in front of Ryou, stammering, while Ryou stared with a puzzled expression at his Yami and lover.
"You wanted to ask something?" Ryou asked smiling gently at his Yami, tilting his head in a vert adorable manor.
"Um... Well... um... yeah, i did.... er i do.... will" Bakura stammered, blushing until he looked like some sort of deranged white haired tomato. (Wolfie- hehe, sorry i couldn't help it, i *had* to add that in!).
And at that exact moment, Marik blew up the door and burst in on the other two, with Malik trailing after him.
Malik sighed, rolling his eyes, and said, "why couldn't you just knock?".
"Because," Marik said in a tone as if explaining something incredibly simple simple to a small child, "He would have known it was us and not opened the door" Marik retorted.
The two of them glared at each other for a moment before looking at the two astonished people in front of them and bursting out laughing, which was stopped only when Bakura whacked them both while looking pissed. Ryou on the other hand, was looking very impatient and confused at his friend's antics.
"Um.... what's going on?" he asked timidly with a bit of impatience, looking at his nut-so friend and his Yami.
Malik looked shocked at the question, "you haven't asked yet?!" he asked Bakura in mock disbelief.
Bakura turned a bright shade of red and sent a murderous glare at the laughing duo, all the while muttering something about disemboweling certain blonde Egyptians with a dull knife. ( Wolfie- ::snickers:: yes, i wrote this part, aren't i imaginative?)
"Ask what?" Ryou demanded, becoming more impatient.
"Bakura was gonna .." Marik started, but the rest was lost, cause Malik had clamped a hand over his mouth.
Ryou pouted cutely, and turned to Bakura, "BAKURA!! Tell me what is going on!!".
Bakura, still blushing slightly, dropped to his knee and blurted out, "willyoumaryyme?".
Ryou gaped at him before launching himself at his Yami and kissing him passionately, while Malik and Marik watched with maniacal grins on their faces.
Breaking from the kiss, Bakura said in a breathless and dazed voice, "Does that mean 'yes?'".
Ryou giggled and nodded.
Malik let out a whoop and turned to Malik, "come on O crazed one, lets go find Neku chan, Kanashii".
Bakura and Ryou looked at the two hyperactive teens and asked, "who?".
Marik grinned widely and said, "Their going to help plan the wedding".
The both of them, grinning in a very scary fashion, tore off, leaving a very blown up door, to find the mentioned above, Neck chan and Kanashii.
Bakura looked after them and said thoughtfully, "Ra help us, i fear for our sanity...".
Ryou then said looking slightly disturbed, "maybe we should just elope..."
Wolfie- Muwhahahaha fear for OUR SANITY!!!!!!!!!! You'll be finding
out who Neku-chan and Kanashii are in the next chapter which WILL be longer (I hope)! ::snickers::
oh the chaos that will come of this!
Wolfie- Also I'd like to note that me and Angel worked on this first
chap together by IM and e-mail because we both live in different
countries, well continents really so we'd really appreciate it if
you pple would be kind enough to leave us a review, thanx! ^_~
Angel- *giggles* yeah, please review! Also, i have changed my FF.net
name. Give one guess what is! *grins*. OK, i'm done, i'll start
random things cos i'm hyper, and i now gotta do homework. *sighs*.
Please, do as wolfie said and REVIEW!!!!
and sorry for the screwy format!!! my fault, the next chappie should be better!!!