Author's note: Okay, I LOATHE Yu-Gi-Oh, so if you're one of it's pathetic (SORRY! I like other anime…just not this, erm, stuff.) followers, you might want to go away. Erm, I don't (nor would I want to) own YGO. And no, I am not always this mean; I just have a rotten temper. Please don'' take anything I say/write Offensively.
Yu-Gi-Oh's Creation
Once upon a time, in a world full of spoofs, a man came forth. His name was Mr. Kiddy Anime Creator. He was an unimaginative man who greatly resembled Dilbert's Boss.
One day he noticed his funds were drying out (too much time spent in the arcades I'd wager) so he decided to find a way to do nothing and become a millionaire. What a tough time it was!
He called up his fellow moneygrubbers, Mr. Spoof and Ms. Suckup, and they set to their task. They laughed about the money they had made on crappy shows like Pokemon and Digimon…and then it hit them! They could create yet another spoof!!!! How, erm, original.
The trio watched 2 episodes of there past creations. From that, their nearly non-existent brains were able to scheme. And scheme they did.
"I've got it!" yelled Mr. Creator.
Everyone snapped to attention, eager to grab more money from poor, unsuspecting children.
"We'll redraw these old episodes, change a few rules, and call it something new! How does Yu-Gi-Oh sound?" he asked, spittle dripping down his front.
Ms. Suckup grinned and said, "Brilliant! We'll be rich…ER!" She cackled.
Mr. Spoof didn't look too happy. He seemed, in fact, to be having an inner battle. Everyone watched eagerly in anticipation as he chose his words.
"Erm, sir and miss, won't they NOTICE if we do that? I mean look, we didn't even graduate from sixth grade, and we came up with that…" he said cautiously.
Mr. Creator chuckled. "Of course not! We'll use our combined powers of spoofism to hypnotize those unsuspecting fools! Mua-ha-ha-ha!"
They all joined him, and every boy and girl shuddered without knowing why.
~*~*~*~
A week later it was done. Already ratings were going up, and merchandise was being made to be sold at ridiculous prices (a model of Yugi's hair could be sold at $199.99 they had discovered). It appeared that only little boys and girls with will power and minds of their own could resist the power. Unfortunately, that number was depressingly low. What would happen to mankind?
Author's Note: Please don't get mad at me, I just needed to vent. This was purposely not written well…