A/N: Based on a list from listverse called 10 Hilariously Childish Weapons We Used Against The Nazi link: /2013/11/05/10-hilariously-childish-weapons-we-used-against-the-nazis/ the list that was my inspiration belongs to Alex Hanton and Listverse, Hetalia doesn't belong to me. Don't kill me?

Chapter 1: England & Graffiti

During one of their bosses many meetings, England and America had a chance to talk strategy.

"War is a serious business. But perhaps, we need to get creative to win it."

"Ok Iggy, what's your point?"

England sighed.

"Don't call me Iggy! Anyways, you know how France and some of the other countries invaded by Germany have been using graffiti to undermine that terrible hun?"

"I know dude, it's hilarious!"

"America, it's a serious part of the resistance! However, Germany keeps cleaning the paint off"

"So…?"

"Using dark magic, I have created a paint that can't be removed! To smuggle it in, we can put it in tubes of toothpaste."

"That's great, eyebrows, but what if someone uses it as toothpaste?"

"Shut up America, only you would be stupid enough to do that."

~Later, at Germany's house~

As Germany was making breakfast for himself and Herr Schticky, he noticed France was laughing. Not something he saw too often these days.

"What's so funny?"
"Honhonhon...nothing."

Germany found out for himself soon after, when he readied himself to go to work.

God invented man, the devil invented the German, was written on his windshield.

" Was zum teufel!- France, did you do this!"

"Quoi?...Honhonhon, never would I do such a thing!"

"Clean it up!"

"But I didn't do it!"

"Clean it up!"

France went to get the soap and water.

~Some time later~

France was still trying to scrub the windshield.

"Germany, I can't get it off!"

"Arschloch! That's what you said last time! Work harder!"

" No, seriously, it won't wash off!"

"Let me try…"

A while later, even Germany had to admit defeat.

" You may destroy my car, but I will destroy your countries!"

~Even Later, at England's house~

As the nation was getting ready to go to bed, England went to go brush his teeth. Contrary to popular opinion, he did care about the state of his teeth. Maybe he didn't brush and floss every single day, but still... Anyway, as he prepared his tooth brush, he noticed that the toothpaste was of a strange consistency. Maybe it has something to do with the rationing his people have had to do? Shrugging it off, he continued to brush his teeth. When he went to go rinse his mouth though, he noticed the toothpaste hadn't come off. Trying again, it still stained his teeth bright green. Wait a second... England thought back to the conversation he had had with America earlier in the week. Looking at the toothpaste container, he realized that it was the containers they had used to send the paint to France and other occupied countries. Shit.

A/N: Hi! I hope you liked it, or the idea of it, at least. It hasn't been edited, so any mistakes are mine alone. If you were wondering, yes, England accidentally sent the paint to agents in Africa, who thought it was toothpaste, and used it as such. Also, please review! :)