"Hey Spongebob your looking pretty sexy today" Sandy shouted to Spongebob as he walked by.
"Thanks Sandy I know" Spongebob smartly replied.
"Whoa! Wait a minute" Spongebob shouted when he saw Sandy had begun to remove most of her clothing "Sandy I know you think I'm the sexiest thing to walk the sea but I don't think I'm quite ready to see you naked" Spongebob said
"Oh, come on Spongebob. It's not like I want to do you or anything. I just want to show you my dye job and tattoo's and new piercings" Sandy replied while still stripping.
"Oh, ok are you a gangsta?" Spongebob asked
"Well, kinda I guess if you consider a drug dealing pimp a gangsta" Sandy replied while pulling a joint out of her bikini top.
"Want one" She offered while holding a joint out to Spongebob
"No thanks I only get high on weekends" he replied a little sadly.
"Ok, so what do you think" she asked. Sandy's fur was died black with a few pink streaks through it. She had piercings in her eyebrows, lip, tongue, and covering her ears. Her back and arms were shaved of fur where tattoos covered them.
"Hey Sandy" Patrick one of her "working girls" said as he approached "Do I have to work tonight?"
"Yeah, Mrs. Puff called. She wants someone wild" Sand said while beginning to put her cloths back on.
"Poohy, not Mrs. Puff again. She is like a freak in the sack" Patrick complained.
"Deal with it she's one of our best customers. I think she deserves our freakiest employee"
"Mr. Krabs is wilder he uses his claws for foreplay. I know for a fact Mrs. Puff likes a little pinching." Patrick said while he started twitching just thinking about Mrs. Puff's crazy obsession with pinching.
"Hey guys" Mr. Krabs said as he walked up.
"Hey Krabs you wanna make Puff happy tonight" Patrick asked in hopes of getting out of Mrs. Puffs crazy ways.
"Haha sorry I'm going to Sandy's to make her week" Mr. Krabs said while winking at Sandy
"Back away from my babe you bitch" Spongebob yelled at Krabs.
"I'm aint backin away from no one you douche" Krabs yelled back
By this time it had escalated to a full out brawl. Spongebob was pummeling Krabs, Krabs was pinching Spongebob. Both were screaming profanities at each other. All Sandy could make out was "fucking douche bag whore, slut you son of a motherfucker!" coming from the pile of flying fists and claws that was Spongebob and Krabs. Pretty soon Sandy got tired and decided to go sell some drugs. Patrick went with her as she went to get the town high. In his mind she was doing the town a service, everything was happier with dope.