Disclaimer: I do not own Quatre from Gundam wing…nor do I own Chris Rock…if I am breaking any copyrights, please do not hold me guilty for I am unaware of the consequences
:: Gundam Wing meets Chris Rock::
By: J.L.Rosenqueen (me ^-^ )
:: Quatre and Chris Rock are sitting in 2 chairs in front of a camera::
Quatre: Welcome to the Wake Up Crew's Ebonics lesson 101. Lesson 1 "Meeting Girls"
Quatre: ::wearing a suit and tie, looking oh-so-kawaii ^-^:: Hello, would you like to come for a ride in my car?
Chris Rock: ::wearing an afro wig and holding a gun:: yo Baby, jump in my low rider and lets rotate dees tyas!
Quatre: ::buisness man style:: ::clears throat:: hello baby, jump in my low rider and lets rotate these tires!
Quatre: You are beautiful, I would like to make love to you.
Chris Rock: Yo bitch, you STUPID fly lemme pull up to dat bumpa and smack dat monkey.
Quatre: ::buisness man style again:: Yo bitch, you stupid fly, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.
Quatre: Lesson 2- "Greeting Friends"
Quatre: Hello Friend
Chris Rock: WADDDDDDAP DAWG?!
Quatre: What up ::pauses:: dog?
Quatre: Hello sir, would you like to be friends?on account for our understanding and trust for peace ^-^
Chris Rock: Sup yo?
Quatre: ::looks annoyed but nevertheless:: sup...yo.
Quatre: Lesson 3- Borrowing Money
Quatre: Could you lend me some money?
Chris Rock: Lemme hold some ends and i'll be hitten you back on de first, meh brutha.
Quatre: Let me hold some ends and I will hit you back on the first, my brother.
Quatre: you dont have any? Thank you anyways!
Chris Rock: FUCK YOU!
Quatre: ::looks hesitant:: fuck...you?
Quatre: I used to be some stuck up white boy, fakin' the funk. Bump dat, I ain't bullshitten on front street no more! Thanks to Wake up Crew's Ebonics Lesson
Chris Rock: ::sticks his hands in his arm pits:: available in a hood near you!
XD! Was it good....or bad? Hit me back..er...I mean...tell me what you think! ^-^