Hey people! just thought I'd give you a heads up, this is just setting the scene with an episode you've already probably seen, but I've changed it abit to suit my future narrative! Reviews all welcome and enjoy!

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Chapter 1

The sound of Sheldon's alarm echoed through his apartment as he rolled out of bed and made his way into the living room. Something had happened the night before; a drunken Amy had KISSED him! On the lips! The thought simply repulsed him, the exchanging of saliva was a prospect that genuinely chilled him to the bone, but something was different. His body had reacted; he was flushed and even felt slightly nervous, what did this mean?

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Amy's face appeared on Sheldon's laptop, her hair messed and glasses skewed.

"Oh hello Amy, how are we feeling this morning?" Sheldon walked over to his laptop and sat down staring at Amy, what was this strange feeling he gets around her? For a brilliant man like Sheldon it should be so simple, but when Amy comes into the picture everything is confusing, she is the only thing in this world he cannot figure out.

"What happened last night? My brain feels like its about to implode"

"Highly unlikely, but anyway, last night you got extremely intoxicated, kissed me then vomited furiously for about 40 minutes before passing out on your bathroom floor. I left shortly after."

Amy seemed completely embarrassed, her face had gone from ghostly pale to tomato red in under 30 seconds before she sighed and placed her head in her hands.

"I apologise for my rather erratic behaviour, I can assure you it will not happen again, anyway I have to go, but I will be at Penny's later if you feel any kind of need to locate me, goodbye Sheldon"

"Good and thank you, goodbye Amy"

With that Sheldon closed down his computer and headed for his bedroom, what had Amy meant by she can assure him it wont happen again? Will she not see him? Kiss him? Or try to be near him? Maybe he wanted her to.

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Amy couldn't believe she had made such a fool of herself the night before, and even worse, made a pass at Sheldon! She's only just managed to convince him to sit next to her in public places and now she had practically assaulted him, which in Sheldon's eyes is probably a nightmare. Amy scooped up her mobile and pressed 1, having her new bestie on speed dial was one of the most exciting things that had ever happened to her... even if she had to steal Penny's phone to get her number in the first place.

"Hey bestie! I'm in need of a desperate girl talk, can I come over early?"

"Amy I don't really want to spend all night explaining in detail all the sexual experiences I've ever had... especially when you record it"

"No! I didn't mean that, although we haven't done that in a while... I'm having a little Sheldon trouble"

"Come on over and vent about Dr CrazyCooper, I'll get out the wine"

Amy hung up and made her way over to Penny and the guys apartment building, hoping to god she wouldn't run into Sheldon, that would be the last thing to add to her ever-growing list of hangover symptoms, a big bag of guilt.

15 minutes of worrying and waiting for her nausea to pass and Amy finally arrived at Penny's apartment.

"Hey Ames, whats up?"

"Last night when we left the bar, me and Sheldon went back to my apartment and I don't even remember what happened but somehow I managed to kiss him... on the mouth, and now I don't think he'll speak to me ever again"

A smile grew on Penny's lips as Amy recited her night " look honey, i think this might be a good thing, you've actually physically touched your boyfriend, you may have opened up a new side to Sheldon, its kind of exciting!"

Amy sighed at rubbed her eyes "but that's exactly the thing! He isn't my boyfriend, as much as I want him to be"

"OKAY! I got it! Project Shamy! Tomorrow we go out shopping and i'm going to make you into a vixen he won't be able to say no to"

Amy couldn't help smile at the prospect of her and Sheldon's relationship delving into the new realm of relationshiphood despite her pounding headache.

" oh god, I don't know what to think, but well what the hell! MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL"