Talking
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NinjaNomicon
Disclaimer: I do not own Randy Cunningham 9th grade Ninja or assassin's creed unfortunately. stick to the script Trance. Shut up you bloodsucking parasite before I roast you alive but I do own my OC and this story.
Chapter one your fired
It was a normal day in Norrisville the sun was shining the birds were chirping a giant robot T-rex was attacking the high school. "smoke bomb"! "Hold it right there robozilla no one eats students on my watch"! declared the ninja. "ninja ninja ninja"! the students cheered. "Ninja dash". the ninja said as he ran towards the robozilla. "ninja double flip". the ninja said as he jumped into the air. "ninja chop". he said when he split the robot in half.
Back at McFist industries
"NOT AGAIN EVERY TIME WE SEND A ROBOT THE NINJA DESTROYS IT". McFist yelled "Its not done yet". Viceroy pointed out.
Back at the school the ninja was celebrating his victory
"Alright who the ninja who the ninja". he started to boast. "Hey ninja I was wondering if you would come on my show for an interview". asked Heidi Wienerman. "um well I uh". the ninja stammered. As the ninja was thinking of an excuse for Heidi the remains of the robozilla suddenly opened a robot gargoyle emerged and leaped at the ninja ready to grab him and take him to McFist. "ninja watch out". Heidi said as she pushed him out of the way and the gargoyle grabbed her instead and flew off. "LET GO OF HER YOU MEATL MENICE". yelled the ninja. "NINJA HELP ME". screamed Heidi. "Ninja scarf grab". said the ninja as his scarf wrapped around the robot's foot and was dragged into the sky. "Ninja climb". the ninja said as he climbed up the scarf and onto the robot and took out a katana "ninja chop and ninja save". he said as he sliced though the robot and grabbed Heidi bridal style. "ninja land". he said as he landed on the schools roof. "I think I'm in love". Heidi thought while blushing. "You know you can let go of me now". said the ninja. Heidi now blushing of embarrassment let go of the ninja "thank you for saving me ninja". Heidi said as she bent over and kissed him on the cheek. "I uh ah ah aaaaa". the ninja sighed while blushing even if it couldn't be seen behind his mask "smoke bomb". he said like he was in a trance. Randy now back in civilian clothes walking up to his best friend Howard Wienerman "dude that was the cheese". he said. "Haa yeah Randy". said in a daze. "Dude what's with you ya look like your in the Nomicon". said Howard. Said book took that chance to Randy snapping out of his daze and hid someplace secluded and opened the book and was sucked in.
Inside the NinjaNomicon
After the usual montage of ninja doodles Randy came upon a giant version of the Nomicon that opened with a flash of light and there was the ancient words of wisdom. TO LOVE SOMEONE IS TO PUT THEM IN DANGER. "Nomicon I don't understand". the Nomicon didn't explain further and he felt himself being pulled from the book said Randy.
Back in reality
"What the juice". said Randy as he came out of his trance
Back at McFist industries
"AAHH WHY CAN'T YOU BUILD A ROBOT THT ACTUALLY DOSE IT'S JOB FOR ONCE". yelled McFist "I don't se you coming up with any ideas". Viceroy snapped. "MCFIST VICEROY GET OVER HERE NOW". seethed the Sorcerer! "Yes oh great evil one". McFist said scared out of his wits. "YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME OUR DEAL IS NULLIFIDE YOU ARE FIRED". raged the Sorcerer! "NOOOOOOOOOOO". McFist screamed as the Sorcerer disappeared.
Inside the Sorcerer's prison
"This is becoming tiresome I think it's time I destroy the ninja once and for all and for that I need a professional and I know just the one". the Sorcerer said as he created a communication portal out of stank.