so this written on a bus on the way to a panto in Glasgow, it was written by us and our two friends Anouschka and Kiera. Just to clear up any confused people.
Mr Wallace - he is a teacher, when i created lava turkeys, he would sigh and say 'lava turkeys'
Lava turkeys - a breed of turkey i created, that is immune to and always shrouded in fire or lava.
Daleks once rolled along into the palace of the queen to murder her, but the plan backfired because they could not get up the stairs. It was the day of their leader and it was illegal to levitate. Davros was in Kentucky eating fried chicken, when Caan transformed into a lava turkey. Mr Wallace said "Lava Turkeys."" As they attacked. The Lava Turkey/Caan turned into 10, 20, 30 lava turkeys. The hill they were on soon turned into a giant lava turkey volcano. Boom! The volcano turned into a giant flamingo of love. The flamingo kissed the three other babies. Boom! As soon as the lava turkeys appeared, they jumped into the lava.
"Goo blede gook." The mother lava turkey cried, which is lava turkey for 'don't jump in there' The baby turkeys ignored their alarmed mother and jumped in ,they slowly frazzled, turning into sharks as they did so…
Suddenly uncle Jim the great took off, his furry t-shirt unveiling his six-pack turned into a lava resilient mutant dodo bird, as all the female lava turkeys blushed.
"Umm." Said Mr Wallace.
He was soon murdered for using bad language and for blaspheming against the great turkey god. Jim brought the turkeys out of the lava, obviously now being turkey jerky. Mr Wallace's dead body was thrown into the lava to become a central processing unit for a computer. He would replace CAL, in the silent library because of the vashta nervada. They dropped their skittles and could no longer taste the rainbows. They could only now touch the rainbows if they went bungee jumping, The Vashta nervada killed them all and nobody lived.
THE END