DICLAIMER: I am not J.K. Rowling...I own a minuscule fraction of what she owns and that does not include either character in this very little one-shot I've written using a world created by Rowling.

"I make it a point to laugh as often as possible. Laughter is contagious, so I laugh around as many people as possible. I laugh and others laugh."

"Mind you, some people are immune to laughter."

"And I can certainly understand how having a fantastic white blood cell count would work wonders for you. But if somehow, by some weird mutation you develop a way to fight off the urge to laugh when others around you are laughing...I pity you, more deeply than you can ever imagine."

"'Tis why I sometimes feel I'm too hard on those poor Slytherins. I laugh, and they scowl."

"Lily Evans seems to be immune as well."

"But like any good contagious virus, I constantly fight against the immunities, and I evolve and I keep laughing."

"Maybe..."

"I've tried more times than I can count. We're in classes together, we eat all our meals together, though...not particularly in the same vicinity...erm..."

"And we sleep together! Actually, no, I shouldn't say that...Evans would scream bloody murder...if she didn't kill me instead."

"I swear I don't know what's wrong with that woman..."

"Maybe..."

"I wish she wasn't immune to laughter."

"She isn't immune to yawns, that much I know. Evans can be rather cute when she yawns; she yawns a much bigger yawn than you'd expect from a little frame like hers...and her cheeks get rosey."

"Cor blimey."

"I should yawn around Evans more."

"And...well...there is another thing that Evans ought not be immune to, though I can't say I'm particularly up to the task of finding out."

"..."

"Not again anyway."

"You see, there was this one time, in third year...ages ago, really..."

"The welcoming feast looked rather inviting and well, I ate some food."

"And ate some more."

"I helped myself to another heaping helping."

"And another."

"There is a slight misconception about magic, you can't do whatever you want."

"I ate too much."

"On the bright side, Evans wasn't the only one the was susceptible to my contagion, and no one really blamed me the next day."

"Except Evans o'course."

"She wasn't too happy about throwing up in front of the entire school, nevermind that they all followed in a chorus of retches and heaves."

"Nooo...it's all James Potter's fault for not having any self-control."

"Hold on a second..."

"If you catch one disease, you're more likely to fall victim of another, so logic would say that if you catch a second..."

"I should think about this first..."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: And there it is, a bit short, but I just wanted to get something out there...as I haven't really done so in years...