The Master of Prunes

Chapter One


Kairi lay on the beach in Destiny Island, the air blowing her hair sexily. She was smiling at the sky, and suddenly a wave towered over her and pulled her into the ocean! No, that's not what happens.

Sora approached Kairi, his eyes fixed on her. Saliva dripped down his chin as he stared in amazement at Kairi.

You're beautiful, Sora said, leaning to one side.

I know, Kairi said, smiling. Then she let out a loud laugh, and Sora laughed too. They both laughed stupidly. And then they stopped. That wasn't funny, Kairi said, scowling.

Sora grinned. Then he laughed.

Oh, here comes Riku, Kairi said, sighing.

OOOOOHHH, it's HIM! Sora said, beaming at the approaching Riku.

Hey guys, he said, and he winked at Kairi. Kairi grabbed a fan out of her pocket and fanned herself, smiling dreamily at Riku. Hey Sora, said Riku.

Hey Riku, said Sora. Riku winked at Sora, and Sora pulled out a fan and fanned himself too.

But then Kairi turned to Riku. Are you... cheating on me? She began to sob. All this time, and you're hitting on Sora! She burst into tears.

Kairi, it's not what you think, Riku said rushing over to her. He pulled her into his arms, and Kairi let out a scream of disgust. What's wrong? he asked her.

You- have- BODY ODOR! she yelled. She jumped to her feet and dove into the ocean.

Not cool, dude, Sora said, his face stern. Riku beamed at him.

Do you like sweet peas? he asked. Sora laughed. Then Riku laughed. They laughed for a few minutes and then stopped.

That wasn't funny, Sora said. But I do like sweet peas.

They're sweet, Riku said, winking at Sora. Sora continued to fan himself. How's we go for a swim?

SOUNDS GREAT! Sora yelled, laughing. They both started laughing for a few minutes, and then stopped. That wasn't funny, Sora said, looking at Riku as if he were an idiot.

Then they heard the splashing of water, and Kairi arose from the water. She tossed back her hair and smiled at them. She walked slowly out of the water, still smiling. Riku and Sora both drooled.

How's a swim, you two? she asked. She winked at them.

SOUNDS GREAT! Sora and Riku yelled, and they both pounced on each other. Sora punched Sora in his right eye socket, and Riku punched Riku in his left eye socket. They continued punching, and then Kairi stiffened. They both discontinued their punching and beamed at her.

Kairi shouted. They both laughed. They all laughed for a few minutes then stopped. That wasn't funny, Kairi said, and they all dove into the ocean.

Continued in Chapter Two!