A/N: I rated it T because of strong language for probably all of the chapters. Also, please don't request any ideas because honestly, I'm not good at keeping up with stuff like that and I don't want to disappoint someone if I don't write it. I'm grateful to anyone who reads these and I appreciate any feedback. Thanks again for reading!

Don't mess with Otou-san, he can be scary!

No One's P.O.V

Gin, Kagura, and Shinpachi were all lazing about like usual in their apartment. Sadaharu was tucked behind the couch napping. It was peaceful with Gin reading JUMP, Kagura was munching on her pickled seaweed and watching the television (she was watching the infomercial again), and Shinpachi was reading a book on dojo restoration. They hadn't had any clients for a few days now and it was starting to take a toll on the three. They were getting antsy, although they're too prideful to admit it out loud. Sadaharu gave a whine. "Kagura, take Sadaharu out." Gin said lazily from his desk.

"I don't want to. You do it, Shinpachi!" Kagura said not even looking away from the television.

"Why do I have to do it!? I did it last time! He's your dog, Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi yelled glaring at Kagura. Gin sighed.

"Oi, oi, I take him out every morning." Gin said putting his JUMP down. He knew he wasn't going to be able to focus on it until they all came to a decision about who was taking Sadaharu out.

"But I'm busy!" Kagura said looking at them with a completely serious expression.

"Okay, how about we all take Sadaharu out." Shinpachi suggested. Gin agreed since they've been cooped up in the apartment for at least two days straight.

"But... I'm busy!" Kagura shouted glaring at Shinpachi.

"What do you think, Gin-san?" Shinpachi asked, sighing.

"I agree with Shinpachi." Gin said sighing and standing up, stretching a bit. "We haven't been out for a while."

"Fine!" Kagura said with a pout. Sadaharu whined louder. The three froze before giving a shout and hurrying to get Sadaharu out of the apartment. After that fiasco sometime later, the three and Sadaharu were walking down the street. Sadaharu suddenly got excited about something and took off. Kagura, who was attached to him with the leash, unfortunately got dragged with him.

"Sadaharu! Kagura!" Gin yelled as he and Shinpachi raced after them.

"I knew this was a bad idea!" Shinpachi yelled.

"It was your idea!" Gin said exasperatedly.

"I didn't actually think you would agree to it!" Shinpachi yelled, glaring at him.

"You're actually blaming me for this!?" Gin asked getting pissed.

"Yeah!" Shinpachi yelled again. The two looked up when they heard a gasp and a crash.

"Aah! We hit the Sadist!" Kagura yelled. She and Sadaharu were now stopped and not too far away was Okita. Gin ran to him.

"Oi, are you okay?" Gin asked him worriedly, shaking him lightly. "Oi!" Okita wasn't responding. "Tsk, now you've done it."

"Sadaharu didn't mean to!" Kagura said defensively.

"Try explaining that to the Shitsengumi bastards." Gin grumbled. He put Okita on his back.

"What are you going to do, Gin-chan?" Kagura asked curiously.

"I'm going to take to the hospital." Gin said looking at her like she was stupid.

"No! Take him to their compound!" Shinpachi said wide-eyed. "I don't think they'd appreciate it if we took him to the hospital. I heard they were having issues with the media again."

"Fine, let's go." Gin said sighing. He didn't want to waste anymore time arguing over this. It wasn't long before the group reached the Shinsengumi compound. They ran into Yamazaki.

"What happened to Sogo!?" Yamazaki freaked out.

"Sadaharu ran him over." Kagura said smiling.

"Oi, why are you saying that with a smile?" Shinpachi muttered glaring at her.

"So we brought him here." Gin continued ignoring those two.

"Please bring him inside." Yamazaki said calmer now. "Follow me." The group followed him inside. They ended up having to repeat what happened to the gorilla and finally Gin was asked to place the Sadist on a futon.

"Thank you for bringing Sogo here. We've been having issues with the media again." The gorilla said sighing.

"It's our fault he was knocked out, so it only made sense to bring him back here." Gin said shrugging.

"Okay, let's go home!" Kagura said happily.

"Oi, we're not leaving yet." Gin said stopping her.

"Eh? Why not, Gin-chan?" She asked pouting.

"We caused them trouble, so we're going to make up for it." Gin said scowling at her a bit.

"How?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"You could get something Sogo likes to eat so he can have it when he wakes up." Yamazaki suggested. The gorilla had to go deal with something and left them to it.

"But what does Okita-san like to eat?" Shinpachi asked frowning.

"Spicy crackers?" Gin said thinking of the kid's sister.

"Only Sogo's sister liked them. I don't think Sogo actually likes them." Yamazaki said smiling.

"How about pickled seaweed!?" Kagura suggested like it was the best thing on Earth.

"Kagura, just because you like pickled seaweed, it doesn't mean the Sadist likes it too." Gin told her slowly. She just made a face at him. This is how the three of them ended up at convenience store to find something Sogo would like. They ended up getting spicy crackers, pickled seaweed, green tea flavored mochi (in case he liked sweets), and sausage sticks.

"Will he like any of these things?" Shinpachi asked pessimistically as they headed back to the Shinsengumi compound.

"Who knows?" Gin said sighing.

"I just want to go home." Kagura complained as they returned to the compound.

"And we will, so hold on." Gin said patiently. They trio made it back to Okita's room and put the stuff down by his futon. Yamazaki and the gorilla were in there talking. Just as they were about to leave, Okita woke up and he looked confused.

"Oh you're awake!" Yamazaki said excitedly.

"Huh? What are they doing here?" Okita asked blankly.

"Sadaharu ran you over, so we brought you back here." Gin explained.

"Oh, I remember now." He said thoughtfully. He spotted the bag of stuff.

"That's for all the trouble we've caused." Shinpachi said smiling.

"Oh... Thanks." He said in his usual unenthusiastic tone.

"Can we go home now, Gin-chan?" Kagura asked impatiently.

"Yes, we can go home now." Gin said sighing.

"Yay!" She said excitedly before jumping on his back.

"Oi, if you're not careful, we'll fall." Gin said trying to keep his balance.

"Ah, no fair!" Shinpachi said pouting as Gin started forward.

"You snooze you lose, Shinpachi!" Kagura said sticking her tongue out at him.

"If you two are going to fight, then you're both walking." Gin threatened.

"But Gin-san!" Shinpachi said grabbing his arm.

"Oi, oi, I'm going to fall you two!" Gin complained, once again trying to keep his balance. Gin stopped in his tracks.

"Gin-san?" Shinpachi said confused, letting go of his arm. Gin pulled out his bokken and turned around, stopping Okita's sword. Gin glared at him hardcore. What if that bastard had hit Kagura or Shinpachi?

"Now we're even." Okita said smirking.

"Tsk, whatever." Gin said as Okita pulled away and put his sword back into its sheath. Gin put his bokken away and continued to leave as if nothing happened. Shinpachi was dangling from his arm again and Kagura was complaining about being hungry.

"Ooh, scary Otou-san." Okita commented as he, Yamazaki, and Kondo watched the three leave.

"It really looks that way, doesn't it?" Kondo said chuckling.

"I guess it's best we don't mess with him when it comes to those two." Yamazaki said smiling.

"Yeah..." Okita said with a smirk. Obviously he wasn't going to heed Yamazaki's advice. He wondered just how much he could push the scary Otou-san before he snapped.