Author's note: This is not for Relena fans! I don't like her so if you like her *gags,* don't read this. If you don't like her, read on. This is my first attempt at changing a song so let me know what you think. No flames please.
Thanks to Hikaru Barton for helping me figure out some of the lines (although we didn't agree on some) and to my "baby" sis for agreeing with me.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing *sob* it belongs to some lucky people who aren't me. Also I don't own "Goodbye Earl" the Dixie Chicks do however I do own the CD the song is on. Don't sue me. I don't have any money.
Goodbye Lena
By: Layla Maxwell
Duo M and Heero were the best of friends
All through their gundam days
Both flew kickass gundams and
Both active in fighting Oz
After the war was over Duo went out lookin' for a bright new world
Heero looked all around the earth and all he found was Lena
Well it wasn't two weeks after he got married that
Heero started getting annoyed
He put on dark glasses and long sleeved trench coats
To hide himself from her
Well she wouldn't let him file for divorce
He saw it as a personal dare
So he tried to push her off of a bridge
Which put him in intensive care
Right away Duo M flew in from L2
On a red eye midnight flight
He held Heero's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take them long to decide
That Lena had to die
Goodbye Lena
That chocolate pocky
It tasted alright to me Lena
You're feelin' weak
Why don't you lay down
and sleep Lena
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Lena
The cops came by looking for Lena
They searched the house
High and low
Then they smiled at them
And said "thank you guys
If you hear from her, let us know."
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out she was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
So the boys bought a car
And a local bar
Out on colony L09
They sell German beer
And have no fear
And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause
Lena had to die
Goodbye Lena
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Lena
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Lena
Well is that all right
Good
Let's go for a ride
Lena Hey
Thanks to Hikaru Barton for helping me figure out some of the lines (although we didn't agree on some) and to my "baby" sis for agreeing with me.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing *sob* it belongs to some lucky people who aren't me. Also I don't own "Goodbye Earl" the Dixie Chicks do however I do own the CD the song is on. Don't sue me. I don't have any money.
Goodbye Lena
By: Layla Maxwell
Duo M and Heero were the best of friends
All through their gundam days
Both flew kickass gundams and
Both active in fighting Oz
After the war was over Duo went out lookin' for a bright new world
Heero looked all around the earth and all he found was Lena
Well it wasn't two weeks after he got married that
Heero started getting annoyed
He put on dark glasses and long sleeved trench coats
To hide himself from her
Well she wouldn't let him file for divorce
He saw it as a personal dare
So he tried to push her off of a bridge
Which put him in intensive care
Right away Duo M flew in from L2
On a red eye midnight flight
He held Heero's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take them long to decide
That Lena had to die
Goodbye Lena
That chocolate pocky
It tasted alright to me Lena
You're feelin' weak
Why don't you lay down
and sleep Lena
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Lena
The cops came by looking for Lena
They searched the house
High and low
Then they smiled at them
And said "thank you guys
If you hear from her, let us know."
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out she was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
So the boys bought a car
And a local bar
Out on colony L09
They sell German beer
And have no fear
And they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause
Lena had to die
Goodbye Lena
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Lena
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Lena
Well is that all right
Good
Let's go for a ride
Lena Hey