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CHAPTER 1-The meeting
Scene is set in Eric's basement.
Kelso is sitting on the sofa with Jackie.
Hyde is rocking back on a chair.
Eric is sitting on the back of the sofa
Donna is standing up talking to him
Fez is sitting on the other side of the sofa also on a chair.
FEZ: Do you think we should have a party?
DONNA: where?
FEZ: Anywhere as long as it has toast
(DONNA laughs)
JACKIE: Fez, does your life revolve around toast.
(Fez stands up)
FEZ: No my sweet princess, my life revolves around you, Whore.
(KELSO stands up and is about to hit FEZ, when LAURIE and another girl come down the stairs.)
LAURIE: Watcha doing losers
FEZ: Who is the Groovy whore?
LAURIE: This is Jess.
JESS: Hi
LAURIE: She will be staying with us for a while, Eric, and I don't want to think that you or any of you friends will trouble her while she is here.
KELSO: Hi Laurie
LAURIE: Hello Michael
(KELSO looks smitten; JACKIE punches him in the arm!)
KELSO: Ow!
LAURE:
JESS: Na' I'll stay down here and talk to your brother and his friends.
LAURIE: Mmm ok!
(LAURIE walks back up the stairs.)
HYDE: Why are you staying here?
JESS: Well because, my house is being redecorated and my mom and dad said I could stay here.
HYDE: How do you know Laurie?
JESS: We met at a party, ages ago, we go shopping and everything now!
HYDE: How old are you?
JESS: Sixteen
ERIC: That's a year younger than us!
JESS: So!
DONNA: Then why are you hanging out with Laurie?
ERIC: Yeah Laurie is…
FEZ:
(Whole room laughs)
JACKIE: doesn't she ever get on your nerves?
JESS: Ohh Yeah!
(Room laughs again)
ERIC:
JESS: Got nowhere else to stay
DONNA: You're a strange girl!
ERIC: But you think my sister is annoying so we like ya!
JESS: Yeah!
JACKIE: Want to hang with us later?
JESS: Sure why not!
(Kitty comes down stairs)
KITTY: I see you've all met Jessica!
(Every one nods –except JESS of course)
JESS: While Laurie's out these lot have invited me to hang with them later is that ok?
KITTY: Yes dear you have a nice time now!
END OF CHAPTER 1