Chapter 1: Bakura's Revolt!!!
TG: The Cat in The Hat had a fat rat named Matt who liked to say SPLAT! Erm…Ignore that statement…
Blake: HELP ME!!!! I WANT OUT!!!
CED: -___-;; Pathetic I tell you…
Ansem: And they said those with the Keyblade of Darkness were brutes…
Blake: (In a fetal position)
TG: Riiight. DISCLAIMER!!!
Mister Disclaimer Guy: No, we don't own Yugioh. Go away donut sellers!
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Bakura: Wretched goody two shoes!!! THEY'RE ALWAYS FOILING MY PLANS!!! I MUST HAVE MY REVENGE!!!
Drake(From Genocide CyberDrac): Did someone say revenge? I'm an expert at that! See KURIBOH REVENGE! for details!
TG: GET OUTTA HERE!!! IT'S MY FIC AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
Drake: Waa…(Leaves)
TG: So you said revenge, eh? (Grin)
Bakura: Yes, that's exactly what I was saying. What are you suggesting?
TG: That we start a—
Bakura: Don't say it! I know what you're thinking! You want to start a food
fight!!!
TG: Er, no. -__-;; I meant a—
Kaiba: (Runs in) A REVOLT!!!!
TG: EXACTLY!!!
Bakura: A revolt? ALRIGHT!!! Hold on! I have a list of all I want to get revenge on! (Runs and returns) HERE IT IS!!!
SFX: DUN DA DA DUN DAN DA DAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! KABLAMMERSPLAT!!!
Bakura: Here!
(NO OFFENSE IF ANY OF MY AUTHOR FRIENDS ARE MENTIONED HERE!)
List of those I despise.
*=HATE!!!
**=MORE HATE!!!
***=BAKA PHARAOH LIKE HATE!!!!!
-*=More respect than hate
-*Yugi
-*My hikari
**Joey
**Anybody who likes Joey (Jenna aka Kitty)
***THE Pharaoh
-*Blake(He thinks he's almighty. I'LL GET HIMM!!!!)
TG: You think we can minimize it?
Bakura: Okay!
List of those I despise.
*=HATE!!!
**=MORE HATE!!!
***=BAKA PHARAOH LIKE HATE!!!!!
-*=More respect than hate
***THE PHARAOH!!!!!!!
Bakura: Happy?
TG: Yep! Let's go!
*Both leave off to get 'supplies'*
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TG: And so ends Chapter 1!!! Also, as I have said in my first or second chapter of KURIBOH REVENGE!, This is not a bashing fic. I don't want to bash Yami in any way. It's just fun doing something like this. R&R!!
Bakura: Beware Pharaoh! YOUR TIME WILL COME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!